The Enemy Media is getting dog-gone dog-weary now that their carefully honed narrative has blown up in their faces when it turned out that their Messiah not only abused dogs, he actually ate them (and nobody really knows if he’s stopped since he has no comment on the matter).
Still, it’d be horrid to let a perfectly idiotic narrative go to waste (particularly since they’re still working on the NEXT distraction from the issues that their Ear Leader can’t talk about such as the economy, massive unemployment, necessarily skyrocketing energy prices etc), so they’re bitterly clinging to it as best they can:
After a week of dog-eat-dog politicking between President Obama and Mitt Romney’s respective campaigns, Keith Olbermann said today that the “dog-gate” controversies have gotten out of hand.
Olberdouche? What was that? A Man on the Street™ interview? Because as far as we know he’s nothing but an unemployable slob throwing back Olde English 800 at the local hobo shelter. Still, if you’ve lost the Olberdouche… Oh wait…
“It raises the level of absurdity to something exponential,” Olbermann said on “This Week” about the Romney campaign criticizing Obama for consuming dog meat when he was 6 years old.
Ahhh… Yes, it’s only the bit about eating dog that’s ridiculous. Which, utterly coincidentally, happens to be what Der Fubar has admitted to. Strapping dogs to roofs, on the other hand, will still earn you a Worst Person in the World award.
If Olberdouche had a show to award it on, that is.
And, just to make sure that the readers know that it’s not really the dog stories as such that are silly, only ONE of them, George Staphylococcoulos saves another load of steaming shite for the end of the article:
As long as the dog story persists, ABC News contributor Donna Brazile said Romney should be worried. The presumptive GOP nominee has been thus far unable to shake free from the story of putting his dog Seamus in a kennel strapped to the roof of his car during a 12-hour drive from Boston to Ontario, Canada for a family vacation in 1983.
“This is a narrative, and for Mitt Romney, he has to be concerned about the Seamus scandal because it might fit into this narrative that perhaps he’s not like us,” Brazile said.
Who is this “us” that he’s not like? Indonesian Marxist muslims eating dogs? Oh, sorry. We’re pretty sure that was racist in some way.
Mittens riding to Canada with his dog on the roof 29 years ago? Big Issue™ that will alienate him from voters!
Der Fubar frolicking with muslims in the slums of Indonesia while munching down on Fido? Nothing to see here, move along.
Keep Fluking that Chicken, ProgNazis.