A Puppy in Every Pot, a Volt in Every Garage

Obama 2012: If you LIKE your dog, you can EAT your dog! (And I have some pretty fabulous recipes too!)

A survey conducted for the Imperial News Agency revealed that news of Obama’s alleged dog-eating habits have an increasing number of voters feeling, as one respondent put it, “disgusted and nauseated.” The general feeling among the survey’s respondents was that about 96% felt that it was simply un-American to even consider eating man’s best friend, much less talking about it in your memoirs.

Similarly, the survey revealed that more and more voters are concerned about allegations about the president’s allegiance, based on his attendance as a young man in a muslim madrassah, the muslim faith being associated with almost every single terrorist attack on the American homeland. Some say that maybe this compromises his decisions in international matters, and some groups even express concerns that there might be a link between his early formative years and the recent surge among fundamentalist islamist supporters in the middle east.

Obviously, all of the above is nothing but the Imperial News Agency reporting the facts. We are a completely unbiased, objective news reporting service and anybody who might suggest otherwise is a dirty, filthy, crazy bastard deluding himself about “vast conspiracies” and the like.

(Are you beginning to see, my fellow American conservatives, how this game is SUPPOSED to be played (minus the last paragraph which is too obvious)? Amateurs. If you want to beat the enemy, you have to think like the enemy)



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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:

    In a new survey conducte by the Imperial News Agency, conservationists and animal rights activists are showing increasing concern over President Obamas apparent lack of concern for animal rights.

    An anonymous source within PETA references the following passage from President Obamas Memoir “Dreams From My Father:

    With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.

    Of special concern to activists is the reference to tiger meat. Tigers in the wild remain on the endangered species list,and as such are often the target of the black market. Our anonymous source within PETA raised concerns with possible connections with criminal animal trade,”I mean where is this Lolo getting this tiger meat from? It has to come from somewhere right?”

    See I like to play too :em05:

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    What do you call a Kenyan with five dogs? A Rancher.
    Obama’s favorite cookbook, Ten Ways to Wok Your Dog.
    A new meaning to ‘wag the dog’ theory.
    Now I know why they call him Barky Obama.

    Let me get this straight:
    Is haranguing us?
    ON WHAT WE EAT?!!!!

    And Romney’s people need to remind voters that the Obamas made a big deal, promised, to adopt a rescue dog, but instead they broke that promise and got some purebreed dog from Ted Kennedy.

    But seriously, how much more proof do people need that Obama is not one of us?

    My advice is not to let up on this. Obama actually ate the dog. Paul Ryan never pushed anybody in a wheelchair off of a cliff, but that smear will linger for the rest of his career.
    Obviously no one in the Obama camp has ever packed up 5 kids and luggage into a station wagon for a trip. Highlighting this 25+year occurrence for the Romney family may backfire. Hardly the image of a privileged family taking 2 massive jets and who knows how many limos, etc. for posh vacations as the Obamas have made quite public. Imagine how finely the creeps are sifting through the Romney family history to find ‘dirt’ like this!

    All he had had to say as an adult was that dog meat was tough. Can’t disguise that. Typical Muslim view of dogs BTW. Another example of Obama being foreign.

    Meanwhile, O is on the stump telling people he wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth like Romney.
    Eats dog and mates with a Wookie. Something wrong here.

    Future Obama t-shirts?
    Dog. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
    The paws that refreshes.
    Dog. The other other white meat.
    A little dog’ll do ya.
    HoundDog Helper
    Dude, where’s my dog?
    Dog. It’s what’s for dinner.
    I’d walk a mile for a collie.
    Betcha can’t eat just one!

    What Michelle calls “Bo” Barack calls “dinner”.

    Serious Question to axe Odumbo in campaign –
    Does Odumbo scoop BO’s poop with a doggie bag
    as recommended by all “Greenies” for us?
    Save it with the rest of Wookiee’s doggie bagged diet food? Same bag?
    When out with BO does Odumbo do this himself?
    Why not?
    Didn’t Juan Williams say about Obamacare?… that no one wanted to eat his dog food? At the time I thought he meant food for the dog…. Obama dog food was for Obama (and some for Michelle, and Valarie Jarrett, and all of his “elite friends!)
    When he goes to his exotic locations, he likes to eat out a lot …he never forgets his doggie leftovers.
    All you horse lovers, obama has approved a factory to kill and package those tasty horsemeat treats. Muslim leadership is so savage.

    GOP Campaign Slogan for 2012 –

    “Resist We Mutt!”

    Barry at the buffet:

    If Romney’s team found the “Eats Dog” reference, then he has a great team. Exploit it. Remember, 53% of the voters were saps enough to vote for him last time, and this is the kind of headline they understand. “a girl’s bike in every garage, a puppy in every pot” really sings. How about a picture of the WH chef out shopping, singing, “How much is that doggie in the window?””

    Romney to BO – I may have put my dog in a cage on the roof but I never got it caught on the roof of my mouth.

    Hey BO what’s for lunch? Corn doggies.

    Hey BO you must have been one drunk fool last night. Most people just have a hair of the dog not the whole thing.

    The media and the Democrats have been trying to make Barry’s appetite for Fido
    a one time youthful experiment.
    But..Barry wrote that he was ” introduced ” to dog meat,
    away from Lolo’s dinner table.
    The implication was that he enjoyed his canine cuisine
    perhaps to this day ,
    not that he ate it once as a child or that he gagged in horror.
    We know Barry via his sister Maya’s interview
    with the NYT published May 18 , 2008 ” The Long Run-The Story of Obama Written by Obama ”
    that Michelle and Barry moved back to Indonesia in the early 1990s
    for ” several months ”
    so he could finish his first book.
    He may have been ” chow “ing down on Rex even then.
    All jokes aside, the way they abuse and slaughter dogs over there is the stuff of nightmares.
    How could Barry be so blase about such cruelty to man’s best friend ?
    He’s just such a weirdo and out of touch
    with the American lifestyle.
    He wrote in Audacity of Hope that Michelle would order him to stop and buy ant traps on the way home.
    Considering his love of crunchy grasshoppers ,
    perhaps they wanted to catch some pre dinner appetizers.

    Aside from the laughs the real significance of this anecdote is that he grew up in a foreign country and has retained foreign values. He does not think or feel like an American. America is an alien culture to him. This is no big deal for the average person, but is it appropriate for our President?

    Childhood photos of Little Barry Soetero eating….
    Full plate with caption – “Dog On It”
    Cleaned plate with caption – “Dog Gone!”
    Little Barry join the Clean-The-Plate Club, Doggonit!

    Odumbo Easter Beaster Feaster menu –
    Roast Leg of Retriever with K-9 Jelly Glaze
    Horse Road Apples Flambe
    Coconuts from the Family Tree
    (Indonesia-Kenya-Polynesia Traditional Meal in other words)

    DingoBarry is finally getting his just desserts…


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    Alan K. Henderson growls and barks:

    Scooby snack!

    “I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynolds’s house for drinks.”


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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Obama’s favorite group: Three Dog Night.

    Obama’s favorite song: Black Dog.

    And does Obama’s chef says: “How much is that doggie in the window?”

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    nealinnevada growls and barks:

    Dog gone you guys are funny :em05:

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    Kristopher, LC growls and barks:

    If you can’t finish your dog, you can take home the remains in a doggie bag.

    BTW, the Indonesians are horrified by this revelation. Apparently Indonesian Moslem city folks won’t even touch a dog. As for the tribesmen who do … they were suitably horrified when they learned that Obama had recently screwed the pooch.

    I meant that figuratively of course. I would never actually accuse President Obama of having sex with animals.

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    If the image doesn’t work, here it is.

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Bitter Clinger says:

    I was introduced to…snake meat (tougher)…He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate

    Says it all right there.

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    Kristopher, LC says:

    I would never actually accuse President Obama of having sex with animals.

    Have you seen Michelle Antoinette lately?

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    Mao's Dog growls and barks:

    All kidding aside..

    This whole dog thing could blow up into Obama’s “Dukakis in a tank” moment

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    ,This is definetley a good blow on bamas fragile ego. American in many instances rank their pets as “family” if not flat out part of “the kids”, admitting to eating dog (our fav pet) while not in a survival situation, is subconsciously triggering a repellant response. Couple this with the fact that those kumbayah. Lily fucking white 52rs are looking at the state of “race” relations and they ain’t digging the scene. Matter of fact they are fearful. Finally nothing in the economy is “better,” fucking fuel up, fucking food up, fucking elec up. If the GOP can’t sell milquetoast Romney (who is actually what a old school non-progressive democrat used to look like) we almost deserve what we will get, almost.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Mama always said to be on your guard because it’s a jugears eat dog world.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    I think I remember Moochelle telling Ear Leader, when they were told about so many millions of America’s citizens being on food stamps and not being able to afford arugula, “Let them eat dog!” :em01:

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Pups! We are all in extreme danger! I found this over at the Peoples Cube!
    Check way on down the page, nearly at the bottom! Fortunately, one of Red Square’s readers found this and passed it on to him, and I’m passing it on to the rest of the Rotties. And, DJ thought we were paranoid about Ear Leader!

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    http://pjmedia.com/blog/breaking-bank-of-america-reportedly-drops-gun-company-for-political-reasons/LC Gladiator @ #2:

    Let me get this straight:
    Is haranguing us?
    ON WHAT WE EAT?!!!!

    Well don’t even ask what/who Larry Sinclair ate. :em05:

    Barry – Don’t play with your food!

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    All y’all need to see this: THIS is the industry that Hussein and his loathesome family were participating in. These photos will break your heart, and enrage you, if you give a damn about our Best Friends.

    Starving, exhausted and crammed into tiny cages, they were just hours away from being killed for restaurants.

    These shocking pictures were taken after more than 1,500 dogs were found piled one on top of another inside a truck bound for the slaughterhouse.

    Many of them would not even have survived the 22-hour journey.

    Animal welfare volunteers and police in Chongqing, south-west China, discovered the malnourished and dehydrated animals loaded inside cages so small they couldn’t stand up.

    They took them to a nearby farm where they were given food, water and emergency medical treatment, but many were too frail to survive.


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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Considering what Liberals do to babies…

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    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    Are you SURE ?? What species IS Moochelle the Wookiee, anyway ???

    Kristopher, LC says:

    If you can’t finish your dog, you can take home the remains in a doggie bag.
    BTW, the Indonesians are horrified by this revelation. Apparently Indonesian Moslem city folks won’t even touch a dog. As for the tribesmen who do … they were suitably horrified when they learned that Obama had recently screwed the pooch.
    I meant that figuratively of course. I would never actually accuse President Obama of having sex with animals.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    since volts have a bad habit of catching on fire do not put it in your garage as for food i will eat anything that does not eat me first..