Somehow “fucking coons” has morphed into “fucking cold” after CNN spent seven hundred and sixty-seven repetitions of the phrase trying to convince their sub-retarded three viewers that it really sounded like the former.
“It certainly sounds like that word [coons] to me,” Gary Tuckman said when the audio was first enhanced. But after the latest enhancement, he’s not so sure:
“Now it does sound less like that racial slur. … From listening in this room, and this is a state-of-the-art room, it doesn’t sound like that slur anymore. It sounds like … we‘re hearing the swear word at first and then the word ’cold.’ And the reason some say that would be relevant, is because it was unseasonably cold in Florida that night and raining.”
No shit, Sherlock?
His Imperial Majesty honestly hadn’t heard that particular clip that the Enemy Media rolled out to prove that Zimmerman (who was a known pro-black community activist) was an Evil Racist Trigger Happy Murderer of Black People until now, but it’s pretty damn clear to us that the words were “fucking cold” which, given that it was 63 degrees and raining, is exactly what we’d expect to hear from a southerner.
But now that they’ve stirred up the race war that their Anointed One craved, they can finally admit that they were wrong. Not going to make a difference now. The One Whose Nuts They Lick got what he wanted, so who cares, right?
Except for all of the victims that their little Nazi Progressive propaganda stunt is going to cost.
Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some assembly required.
(fuck the assembly, just shoot the motherfuckers in the face and roll their corpses in the ditch)