Oh, and Another Observation

Before we just say “the fuck with it” and resign ourselves to live through being a EUnuch all over again, it’s not like we didn’t survive it the first time.

We know that we’re going to hear a lot of “give them time”, “Rome wasn’t built in a day”, “their hearts are pure but their powers limited” etc., and we also know that we’ve heard it all before. Remember: We lived through this sad theatre once before, you didn’t.

Here’s something that struck us: The only two places in the country where we’ve seen some actual results, some actual hope and change, has been in New Jersey and Wisconsin. Yes, we know that the Usual Suspects of the RINOglican Party of Stupid are already working on handing the DemCong victory from the jaws of defeat in Wisconsin, but nevertheless. New Jersey and Wisconsin have been the only two places where we’ve even seen a hint of the will to stare down and face down the encroachment of the Imperial Socialist State.

Not exactly two bastion states of conservatism, are they?

But hey, all of the freshmen from the traditionally conservative states are “saying all the right things”, it’s just that their follow through is about as convincing as Bill Clinton saying “I’ll only stick it in a little.”

His Majesty has had his fill three times over listening to weather wanes sticking their fingers in the polls before they as much as take a shit, and he KNOWS, unlike most of you, where that leads. From bitter experience.

We’re not suffering, as a nation, of a lack of the right ideas, we’ve got ideas coming out of the poop chute. We’re suffering from a lack of leaders who believe in those ideas enough to stand by them, even if it means the potential of a disapproving editorial in the New York Times.

An idea, a principle, only becomes a principle when you’re willing to stand by it no matter WHAT. Until then, it’s nothing but hot air. And if you’re looking for hot air, Greece is fucking WONDERFUL this time of year.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: The Imperial Library Czar points out, correctly, that we failed to mention the good Jan Brewer of Arizona who has done a stellar job of pissing on the Ogabe Junta’s agenda. Our apologies to the honorable Governor Brewer and a hearty Imperial: KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT!

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Sir George
Sir George

Well, at least the RINOs are willing to agree, in princple, that driving off the cliff is probably a bad thing, even if they won’t hit the brakes just quite yet. Isn’t it better to go off the cliff with a guy who agrees that the impact at the bottom is really going to suck, as opposed to going off… Read more »

franklaughter
franklaughter

North Carolina elected the first Republican controlled legislature since Reconstruction and we’re still waiting for the ass holes to undo some of the damage perpetrated on us for 140 years. We have a Democrat as governor but she’s scared of her shadow and wouldn’t dare opposing a strong effort from the legislature. Why don’t they get on with it? Shear… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

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Azygos
Azygos

Emperor,

I must disagree with you this time. Jan Brewer here in Arizona is doing all she can to piss in Ogabe’s and JaNO’s cornflakes.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

OT: 4 Americans on hijacked yacht dead off Somalia

This was the yacht that was being followed by a US warship. Question: why is Somalia still in existance right now?

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Grammar Czar says: OT: 4 Americans on hijacked yacht dead off Somalia This was the yacht that was being followed by a US warship. Question: why is Somalia still in existance right now? because it’s full of “brown people” GC. Doesn’t matter if they’re all mohammedan beasts or not. President bobblehead won’t do anything about this, I doubt he’ll even… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Jay,

You remember, I’m sure, that Iran’s reaction to Ronaldus Magnus’ election was to IMMEDIATELY release the hostages. I can only imagine his reaction to THIS event. Somalia would be really lucky if they came out of this unscathed.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Grammar Czar says: You remember, I’m sure, that Iran’s reaction to Ronaldus Magnus’ election was to IMMEDIATELY release the hostages. I can only imagine his reaction to THIS event. Somalia would be really lucky if they came out of this unscathed. Your Grammerness, back when Ronnie was in charge we were still the worlds policeman. Now that we’ve abandoned that… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

Your Grammerness,

that should be GrammAr…….see, the fear of the Grammar Czar scares me into proofing my own writing (a little late, but proofed nonetheless)

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

Response to Sir George @: San Francisco, by the way, is collecting signatures to ban infant circumcision. The jokes practically write themselves … Seriously, what was wrong with giving people a choice? And I don’t see this getting past the signature gathering stage, so boys can still be helmets instead of anteaters for a while, at least.

Mao's Dog
Mao's Dog

Sorry but I have to disagree also

Florida AG is leading the charge against Obamacare on 10th Amendment grounds
Florida Business Taxes were cut
Open carry is going to be passed here soon

Lots of other good stuff on legislative agenda I don’t remember just now

Mao's Dog
Mao's Dog

Oh and I forgot one more thing (DUH!), Rick Scott told Obama to shove his train up his ass…..

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says: I had a feeling that this would happen, and why those people were sailing those waters…..being experienced sailors, they HAD to know the danger there…..I just don’t know why they were there. They were Christian missionaries on a around the world Bible delivery cruise Jaybear. They had taken what precautions they could while… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says: They were Christian missionaries on a around the world Bible delivery cruise Jaybear. They had taken what precautions they could while transiting those waters, turning off the GPS so as not to be tracked etc., but they knew the risks and accepted them as part of their calling. They had told their families… Read more »

GamerFromJump
GamerFromJump

San Francisco, by the way, is collecting signatures to ban infant circumcision. Let’s see ’em ban female circumcision, first. Personally, it’s not something I’d do to my kid, simply because the thought of someone approaching my song’s wang with surgical instruments outside of true necessity gives me the heebie-jeebies. It’s not strictly necessary, given modern hygiene, and I’m not part… Read more »

seagoon
seagoon

Response to GamerFromJump @: It’s already banned, highly illegal. The United States. There is a federal law that makes the practice of FGC on anyone younger than 18 years of age illegal within this country. It is a felony punishable by fines or up to a 5-year prison term. I find it very hypocritical that it is banned for one… Read more »

seagoon
seagoon

Response to Emperor Misha I @: I have to disagree there, Misha- the most extreme form of FGM is as you describe- infibulation or the Pharaonic circumcision, and it is the total removal of all external genitalia and the stitching up of the wound. Nasty. However, the most common form of FGM is clitoral hood removal- which does not affect… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Emperor Misha I says: It’s not like a boy can say “fuck this, I want my foreskin back on because I don’t believe in this whole Judeo-Christian thing” when he grows up. Maybe you and the guys you know obsess over it, but my ex, son, and, very likely, my brother, were all circumcised (it was the thing to do… Read more »

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox

You’ve only heard about it in Wisconsin and New Jersey because they’re the only place the State media couldn’t suppress the news. So it’s only nature you haven’t heard about what we’re doing up in the frozen northern land of Montana! Our new Republican majority is on the job and putting in overtime! Already we told the feds to go… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

How education money is being spent in Seattle

and they say there’s no money for software upgrades in my classroom.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Response to LC ShadowFox @:
ShadowFox, email me with some details on these please. Addy on the side bar.

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox

Will do Crunchie but it’ll be a bit. Don’t get home from work till 8pm MST.

LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ
LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ

Grammar Czar says: Emperor Misha I says: It’s not like a boy can say “fuck this, I want my foreskin back on because I don’t believe in this whole Judeo-Christian thing” when he grows up. Maybe you and the guys you know obsess over it, but my ex, son, and, very likely, my brother, were all circumcised (it was the… Read more »

seagoon
seagoon

Response to LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ @: The nerves that have been removed cannot be restored. Having major issues with the site- not sure if its being back behind the GFW or the new WP upgrades. Maybe you and the guys you know obsess over it, but my ex, son, and, very likely, my brother, were all circumcised (it was… Read more »

seagoon
seagoon

Ahh, sorry Grammar, didn’t attribute that quote to you. Mea culpa. Circumcision to prevent wanking