Reichsführer Ogabe Postpones Recovery Another 5 Years

“Under my plan, energy prices would necessarily skyrocket.”
— B. Hussein Obunghole, 2008

And at least that’s one promise he has kept.

The Obama administration today endorsed new oil and gas exploration along the Atlantic Coast, setting the stage for possible future drilling lease sales.
The announcement by the Interior Department sets into motion what will be at least a five year environmental survey to determine whether and where oil production might occur.

Lede nicely buried, ABC.

“Look, Our Beloved Teh One™ is approving exploration for oil and gas! All hail his magnificent nuts which we must now fluff and bathe with our tongues! (but let’s not talk about the five year ‘survey’ that must be completed before anything might actually possibly maybe G-d willing and the creeks don’t rise perhaps conceivably be drilled for because… SHUT UP!)

The Enemy OgabeMedia couldn’t be more obvious if they started actually trying. Meanwhile, nobody remembers the wall-to-wall, months long media hysteria over George W BushHitler’s unconscionable dithering in the face of catastrophic, cataclysmic prices of $1.84/gallon. Well, nobody is supposed to remember because… SHUT UP AGAIN, you racist, wingnut homophobic Christianist! Shut up! Shut… UP!!!!

Heckuva job, Bawack!

Thatisall.

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LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Anyone with even a smattering of knowlege of macro-economics could tell you that there will be no recovery until Obama is run out of office. Onumbnuts was basing his prediction on the assumption that he will win the election in November. If he loses, the recovery will commence in less than a year.
Oh! and FIRST!!!!!ONE!!!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Waiting for the cocksucker DJs comment on this……………

rickn8or
rickn8or

That sticker needs to show up on every gas pump in the country between now and election time.

LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois
LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois

This is one helluva predicament. I think we are just too nice and forgiving and prone to be positive about the future as a people. That may be a strategical error. To add to Ogrrre, this free enterprise economy and virtually unrestricted freedom has a long and obvious history of being subverted. The Won is simply the latest to assault… Read more »

LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois
LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois

Oh, the Gary Johnson bit was only semi-serious. However, given our current options, he would kick ass… 😀

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

LC Timberwolf, welcome back! Tell us how you REALLY feel, don’t hold nuthin’ back…
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LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois
LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois

Heyas, Igor, bro! LTNS! Hope you are doing well. 🙂

Nah, I’d better not relay my deepest thoughts on the interwebs, Homeland Insecurity could wanna come visit.

That might not end well… 😉

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

I love it when another man says what I have been feeling…….. :em01:

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois @ #:
UH, why you think have I have been so quiet? BTW Welcome Back Bro! :em01:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois @ #:
LC HJ Caveman82952 @ #:
(And) I love it when another man says thinks what I have been feelingthinking…….. :em01:

LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois
LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois

Thanks to each of you! Your welcomes definitely warm the heart of this RACIST! SHUT UP! hardcore American. I’ve always felt at home here. I wanted ta make the Rottfest this year, but shit DOES happen… I may never meet you, but the thought that you have my 6 if I do? That, my friends, is an honor I will… Read more »

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder

Problem is that way too many people don’t give a shit. My wife is a registered voter and don’t want to talk about it because dhe doesn’t feel that it has any real effect on her since we are dirt poor. My mother could care less. And at her age she should with odipshitcare about to become active in forcing… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

She is in her mid 60?s and the death panel will be really determining her worth as an individual next time she needs surgery.

I wouldn’t assume the death panel will survive being aborted.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Ogrrre says:

If he loses, the recovery will commence in less than a year.

I’m saying 3-6 months tops, so that “less than a year” is well within acceptable parameters.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois @ # 5: I’m in NM, only 10 miles from Tejas. I would hope that NM would go with her, but if it doesn’t, my evac could be very quick!

LC Draco
LC Draco

Damn, Timberwolf!!! A little bitter are we? /snicker (Nice comments…that sums up a lot!!)

And I agree…any religion that thinks dog are ‘unclean’ is fucked up. That’s one reason we used dogs as security in Iraq. They HATED Iraqi’s and would growl, then bark, then BITE!!!

Mark12A
Mark12A

Fuck it. I’m in Alabama. We seceded once. We can do it again. In fact, take a look at the last electoral map. Perhaps if all the counties who voted for McCain secede and let Il Douche be president over the other ones, we’d be satisfied. Of course, they would have to pay their own way. And when we defeated… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

(Offers LC Timberwolf cigar, frozen mug n’ key to likker locker). :em01:

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak

**MY** post-it on gas pumps reads: “Thank You, Anointed One, for the Hopenchange. Nobama in 2012!”

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Draven32
Draven32

LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says: LC Ogrrre says: If he loses, the recovery will commence in less than a year. I’m saying 3-6 months tops, so that “less than a year” is well within acceptable parameters. LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician recently posted..Why those previous 2? My bet is that it will start as soon as the… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

I don’t know, Draven. If you were a businessman, would you trust the current crop of Republican “leaders” to start to unravel the damage of Obama? I imagine a bunch of the small business owners, the ones who create the bulk of jobs in this country, will be like Reagan, in that they “trust but verify”. I wouldn’t start hiring… Read more »

Cactus Jack
Cactus Jack

Hey, I’m in NM too. If there were just a few more of us we would have this cecession thing wrapped up!

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