Reichsführer Ogabe Postpones Recovery Another 5 Years

“Under my plan, energy prices would necessarily skyrocket.”
– B. Hussein Obunghole, 2008

And at least that’s one promise he has kept.

The Obama administration today endorsed new oil and gas exploration along the Atlantic Coast, setting the stage for possible future drilling lease sales.
The announcement by the Interior Department sets into motion what will be at least a five year environmental survey to determine whether and where oil production might occur.

Lede nicely buried, ABC.

“Look, Our Beloved Teh One™ is approving exploration for oil and gas! All hail his magnificent nuts which we must now fluff and bathe with our tongues! (but let’s not talk about the five year ‘survey’ that must be completed before anything might actually possibly maybe G-d willing and the creeks don’t rise perhaps conceivably be drilled for because… SHUT UP!)

The Enemy OgabeMedia couldn’t be more obvious if they started actually trying. Meanwhile, nobody remembers the wall-to-wall, months long media hysteria over George W BushHitler’s unconscionable dithering in the face of catastrophic, cataclysmic prices of $1.84/gallon. Well, nobody is supposed to remember because… SHUT UP AGAIN, you racist, wingnut homophobic Christianist! Shut up! Shut… UP!!!!

Heckuva job, Bawack!

Thatisall.

22 comments

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Anyone with even a smattering of knowlege of macro-economics could tell you that there will be no recovery until Obama is run out of office. Onumbnuts was basing his prediction on the assumption that he will win the election in November. If he loses, the recovery will commence in less than a year.
    Oh! and FIRST!!!!!ONE!!!

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Waiting for the cocksucker DJs comment on this……………

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    That sticker needs to show up on every gas pump in the country between now and election time.

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    LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois growls and barks:

    This is one helluva predicament. I think we are just too nice and forgiving and prone to be positive about the future as a people. That may be a strategical error.

    To add to Ogrrre, this free enterprise economy and virtually unrestricted freedom has a long and obvious history of being subverted. The Won is simply the latest to assault us, but clearly the most obvious in his hate for the USA.

    I know that this has been going on for almost 100 years, although some say since 1860, and yet others insist we were screwed before the ink was dry on our original documents in the 1700′s, BUT:

    This is getting so damned disgusting. I’m in my mid-50′s and I’ve NEVER seen shit get this downright AWFUL and plain depressing. The “evil party”, with King Jugears the First at the helm, has not only destroyed my “retirement plan”, but is now flying all of us toward a cliff with the afterburners at full-tilt boogie! :em08:

    (Yeah, laugh yer silly asses off at my naivete and sheer testicular fortitude in daring to think I would “retire” before they throw dirt on me!) :D

    “Hope and Change”. Yeah. I Hope a multitude of somebodys can Change this all up, and in a fuckin’ HURRY! However, the “stupid party” offers us nothing to hang much of a hope onto. We have an exceptional Constitutional scholar who is not only kinda old, but seems to be losing it by virtue of an unrealistic foreign policy that would have worked nicely 67 years ago, but not now? Oh, and 3 dumbassed losers that must have been selected due to uniquely undesirable but strong characteristics. WHO THE FUCK plans this shit? My dog is smarter than the politicos.

    Gary Johnson looks like a 650HP Shelby GT500 compared to these Volts and Priuses now. I love his libertarian side, but I’m a long time resident of NM, and he has a few nutty ideas that he holds from the time he was Governor here. At least he is incredibly harmless in those respects. I imagine that anyone who would make a GREAT President nowadays is running for cover due to the obvious assault that would ensue upon themselves and their families, businesses, etcetera, from the devious liars in the “Lamestream Media”.

    Regardless, I think that barring some minor miracles, we are doomed for at least 3 more years, no matter WHO wins.

    The Kenyan Marxist would just accelerate that demise, and possibly allow either a faster recovery when he is deposed, OR we will suffer anything from a… No, I don’t want to think about that.

    I WILL say that if Texas secedes from this pretense of a Union, I intend to help take New Mexico with it. Hey, I gotta have my red and green Chile! Even when I go to Dallas or Houston! ;)

    But who do they offer us right now? Rummy followed by Sanitorium? (Sweet Lord Jesus, HELP!)
    315 MILLION Americans and 25 million illegals and this is what we get? (Spits on the patio out the open slider door.)

    I imagine y’all have seen the “9 Dollar Gas” ad the RNC did. If only the CANDIDATES would hit as hard! PUSSIES!
    “Strike while the iron is HOT!” Of course, they will not, for they are mere shells with NO FUCKIN’ GUTS!

    The Statists could easily take this election, not by truly winning, but by our Dead Elephant idiots promising us a loss. We REALLY need a STRONG libertarian/constitutionalist party that appeals to the Individualists. WE are by far the majority in this country. OK, forgive me for daydreaming… :)

    My lil’ Ranger and my Harley get great mileage and never had a Gov’t bailout. (Oh, where is MINE?)
    Throwing 50′s or even 20′s at each respectively is… Unnerving? Scary? Pissing me off? All the above?

    I ain’t gonna mention my “Holy Shit!” powered Mustang… :D

    Screw it all, I am still fairly messed up after a major surgery last year. That is why y’all haven’t seen me around. But I’m getting in shape again, and I betcha I can now run with a pack and rifle again! ;)

    In closing this novelette (Damn, I only intended a short and scathing reply… initially!) I just ask that you pray to whatever Deity you adhere to. Jesus, YHWH, Odin, Ares… We are gonna need the help, most definitely.

    Oh, for the benefit of any “lurkers”? If you are a statist, i.e, “progressive” or “liberal”? Fuck you.
    Progressively and very liberally with a rotten 2×2 stake.

    If you believe in Allah and the Qu’ran, being a Islamist/Muslim?

    FUCK YOU!

    The Imperial Malinois and myself agree that any religion that says dogs are “unclean” is a FUCKED UP RELIGION!!!

    (And yes, he will rip your throat out after I shoot you with my rounds that have bacon-rubbed bullets.) :em01:

    Really? A religion that does not like fuckin’ DOGS? Fuck you with an 80 pound jackhammer in the ass! I love my dog. I barely tolerate most people. That is a warning. Try me…

    Oh, to hell with small scale warfare. If you idiot cave dwellers insist on pushing it, a REAL President would just follow the orders of a REAL Senate and Congress and just NUKE y’all.

    To Misha and my other friends here? Thank you, I needed that rant…

    – TW

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    LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois growls and barks:

    Oh, the Gary Johnson bit was only semi-serious. However, given our current options, he would kick ass… :D

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC Timberwolf, welcome back! Tell us how you REALLY feel, don’t hold nuthin’ back…
    :em05:

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    LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois growls and barks:

    Heyas, Igor, bro! LTNS! Hope you are doing well. :)

    Nah, I’d better not relay my deepest thoughts on the interwebs, Homeland Insecurity could wanna come visit.

    That might not end well… ;)

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    I love it when another man says what I have been feeling…….. :em01:

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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois @ #:
    UH, why you think have I have been so quiet? BTW Welcome Back Bro! :em01:
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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois @ #:
    LC HJ Caveman82952 @ #:
    (And) I love it when another man says thinks what I have been feelingthinking…….. :em01:

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    LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois growls and barks:

    Thanks to each of you!

    Your welcomes definitely warm the heart of this RACIST! SHUT UP! hardcore American. I’ve always felt at home here. I wanted ta make the Rottfest this year, but shit DOES happen…

    I may never meet you, but the thought that you have my 6 if I do?

    That, my friends, is an honor I will not only anticipate, but reciprocate.

    Now, where is the good liquor and ceegars around here? :D

    (Once again, sincere thanks to Misha for keeping this site up, a few other great ones are gone now…)

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    Cannon Fodder growls and barks:

    Problem is that way too many people don’t give a shit. My wife is a registered voter and don’t want to talk about it because dhe doesn’t feel that it has any real effect on her since we are dirt poor. My mother could care less. And at her age she should with odipshitcare about to become active in forcing hellcare on us all. She is in her mid 60′s and the death panel will be really determining her worth as an individual next time she needs surgery.

    When I talk to people and we hit on political subjects they tend to agree with the conservative point of view, but I watch how fast they lose interest in the discussion. It is as if they are saying, “While I may agree with it all, I just don’t really care.”

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    She is in her mid 60?s and the death panel will be really determining her worth as an individual next time she needs surgery.

    I wouldn’t assume the death panel will survive being aborted.

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    LC Ogrrre says:

    If he loses, the recovery will commence in less than a year.

    I’m saying 3-6 months tops, so that “less than a year” is well within acceptable parameters.
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    LC Timberwolf – Keeper of the Imperial Malinois @ # 5: I’m in NM, only 10 miles from Tejas. I would hope that NM would go with her, but if it doesn’t, my evac could be very quick!
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    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Damn, Timberwolf!!! A little bitter are we? /snicker (Nice comments…that sums up a lot!!)

    And I agree…any religion that thinks dog are ‘unclean’ is fucked up. That’s one reason we used dogs as security in Iraq. They HATED Iraqi’s and would growl, then bark, then BITE!!!
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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Fuck it. I’m in Alabama. We seceded once. We can do it again.

    In fact, take a look at the last electoral map. Perhaps if all the counties who voted for McCain secede and let Il Douche be president over the other ones, we’d be satisfied. Of course, they would have to pay their own way. And when we defeated their invasions and later they starved to death, we could move in and take them over. Or raze them to the ground. Who really cares?

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    (Offers LC Timberwolf cigar, frozen mug n’ key to likker locker). :em01:
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    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    **MY** post-it on gas pumps reads: “Thank You, Anointed One, for the Hopenchange. Nobama in 2012!”

    :em07:

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

    LC Ogrrre says:
    If he loses, the recovery will commence in less than a year.
    I’m saying 3-6 months tops, so that “less than a year” is well within acceptable parameters.
    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician recently posted..Why those previous 2?

    My bet is that it will start as soon as the election returns are in, before January even.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    I don’t know, Draven. If you were a businessman, would you trust the current crop of Republican “leaders” to start to unravel the damage of Obama? I imagine a bunch of the small business owners, the ones who create the bulk of jobs in this country, will be like Reagan, in that they “trust but verify”. I wouldn’t start hiring or making plans to hire until the RINOs in charge show me something concrete by repealing Obamacare, authorizing the pipeline, disestablish EPA and NLRB, pass mandatory E-verify, start enforcing immigration laws, etc. That would be a good start, but it won’t happen before January, and with the current “leaders” like Boener, et al, it won’t happen at all.

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    Cactus Jack growls and barks:

    Hey, I’m in NM too. If there were just a few more of us we would have this cecession thing wrapped up!

    :em01: