And Now, Because We Know How Much You Love Vice President Choo Choo’s Antics…

We bring the latest in our series, “Joe the Nut Fluffer Biden Does the Presidential Staff…” (If you know what we mean and we think that you do).

Vice President Joe Biden today assured a group of campaign donors in Wisconsin that Republican criticism of President Obama’s leadership style doesn’t match up with what he’s witnessed firsthand.

“I’ve watched him make decisions that would make another man or woman’s hair curl,” Biden told the crowd of 150 inside the Italian Community Center in Milwaukee, according to a pool reporter on scene.

Why, just watching him choose between Wagyu Beef and lobster one day practically made half a dozen of Biden’s hair plugs pop out!

Biden, who has said he’s the last man in the room with Obama before a tough call, often attests that his boss has a “backbone like a ramrod.”

That’s not his “backbone”, dear old demented Unca Choo-Choo, and would you please take it out of your mouth already? It’s making it very hard to understand what you’re saying.

“I think I can say … no president, and I would argue in the 20th century and including now the 21st century, has had as many serious problems which are cases of first-instance laid on his table,” Biden said. “Franklin Roosevelt faced more dire consequences, but in a bizarre way it was more straightforward.”

Yeah sure. That whole Japan, Pearl Harbor, two front war, D-Day, you know… Not a B.F.D. Giving the order to take out bin Fish Sticks, however, now that’s some tough decision-making, right there!

The vice president claimed that the complexity of the 2008 financial crisis presented challenges in a way the Great Depression of 80 years ago did not.
Biden also discussed the decision by Obama to authorize a covert raid into Pakistan to kill or capture Osama bin Laden, noting that nearly the entire national security team — including Biden — advised against the raid. Obama Panetta made the call anyway.

Fixed it for you. Or maybe somebody whispered to the presidential ramrod that being known as “the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure that let bin Laden get away” wasn’t going to help his chances in ’12.

Not only is Obumbles, according to Choo-Choo, the Greatest Commander of All Times, he’s also the toughest, most ram-roddiest of all leaders in the history of, why not go all the way, ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY!1!!!11!!!!

Thank you Joey, for providing us with an endless supply of comedy gold in these troubled times. At least you’ve got that going for you.

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LC Draco
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Foist!!!

And BTW….I am still waiting for a list of the ‘HARD’ decisions Obama has made in his term. And when I say a ‘hard’ decision, I mean one that only the Prez can make and one that will either make or break his term.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Gaffe-O-Matic never fails to provide humour, usually of the dark farcical variety. :em05:

LC Gladiator
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Vice President and career politician Joe Biden spoke candidly at a Democratic fundraising event Thursday night in Chicago, saying he’s glad he’s never had “a real job”—because people with real jobs “have to produce.” Byron York of the Washington Examiner reports: Vice President Joe Biden offered a frank assessment of his career in remarks at a Democratic fundraiser in Chicago Thursday night. According to a White House pool report, Biden, surrounded by the city’s movers and shakers, praised former Mayor Richard M. Daley and then said: “I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job.… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
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Panetta made the call anyway. Something that will never see the light of day, until the historians start their work. The SCOAMF took what 36 hours and over 20 meetings to give the green light for the op. His ‘decision’ was shoved down his throat. IMHO the credit for finally nailing that goat-molesting cocksucker goes to W. This is like ‘Beetle’ Smith taking credit for all of Operation Overlord simply because he promulgated the ‘go’ order down the chain-of-command. There’s a lot of competition here, but I think Chooter is the biggest embarrassment of the lot. Of course, Zer0 is… Read more »

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Emperor Misha I

That’s not his “backbone”, dear old demented Unca Choo-Choo, and would you please take it out of your mouth already? It’s making it very hard to understand what you’re saying

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We bring the latest in our series, “Joe the Nut Fluffer Biden Does the Presidential Staff…” (If you know what we mean and we think that you do).

I really should stop reading this blog while eating. I hope your happy with yourself sir, you just ruined corn dog day for me with those visuals. :em06:

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
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SL, I just happen to have a 55 gal. drum of brain bleach for sale. But you had better hurry and make a bid on it now before the price goes way up. Supply and demand, don’t you know? And with BC and Radical Redneck hanging around and thinking shit up in their thoroughly demented minds, demand will probably skyrocket soon. :em05:

Igor, Imperial Booby
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Igor, Imperial Booby

I tells ya, it was sheer genius that Odumbo chose Choo-Choo for his Veep – helluva life insurance policy…
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Cactus Jack
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Cactus Jack

Holy crap. I wonder if Barry’s leg ever gets tired of having that little lap dog humping on it?

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LC Timberwolf - Keeper of the Imperial Malinois

OK, OK. I hope (hopey-changey) that all of the insults and defamations toward our mentally challenged (RETARD!!!) current VP are done! Puh-leeze! (Trying to maintain a straight face.) 😉 Y’all buncha uneducated illiterate redneck coal and oil lovers had better respect your superiors! Joe Biden knows how ta accept hair plugs, which is a much more valuable experience than plugging a tire or even capping an oil well! Too bad he can’t plug his mouth! (Aw, shit! I mentioned coal and oil and tires all at once. He HATES that!) 😉 Oh, yeah! King Jugears, I mean, B. Hussein Obama?… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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Igor, Imperial Booby @ # 7: Precisely. Only, I don’t think even Biden could have fucked up the country nearly as badly.

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Southern Libertarian

LC Ogrrre @ #6:

Let me see if i understand this, BC and RR gross me out( Sometimes the Emperor too, he has his moments) and you just happen to be on hand with a large supply of brain bleach? Coincidence? I think not. :em05:

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Vice President Joe Biden, long known for making embarrassing verbal gaffes, echoed the cynical criticism many people levy against career politicians, stating he had stayed in the Senate for 36 years because he didn’t want to get “a real job.” Biden was speaking to a Democratic fundraiser in Chicago Thursday night, when he turned to praise the work of Richard M. Daley, the city’s former mayor of over 20 years. “I never had an interest in being a mayor, ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce,” Biden said, according to a White House pool report. “That’s why I… Read more »

irish19
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Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:
Exactly right. That’s why Hillary was a no-go for the job.