Teh Weekly Funny And Open Thread

Ever wonder about the ultimate solution to protecting ourselves from gun violence? Well there’s a solution to that pesky problem for all y’all folks that are skeeerd of havin’ one of those evil guns for themselves. It’s the Gun Free Zone™ It’s great and can be established anywhere you like. Buy one today and sleep peacefully tonight because this will stop those goblins dead-nuts cold.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO0F6enwzEo[/youtube]

This is actually a brilliant piece of sarcasm as the left really thinks gun free zones work. Hell I bet you could sell thousands of these to the gun-grabbin’ zombies.

With that said I’ll declare this an OPEN thread.

Enjoy and do carry-on.

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LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Oh Gawd…my gut still hurts laughing! I have no doubt some dipshit will see this as real and legit………….in my view I would have no problem making their house as a marked gun free zone. I’ll leave the NRA decals I have on my doors here at home, neatly tucked in between the deadbolt and knob.. My shotgun and .45… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

LC HJ Caveman82952 says: I have no doubt some dipshit will see this as real and legit…………. There are many such dipshits … you can see these signs around schools, malls, etc. everyday. Personally, I think it would be much better to start marketing something to gun-fearing wussies that is just like the AIDS awareness ribbons … only these ribbons… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

OMG, I saw this a few days ago, and nearly pissed myself laughing! (keep your snide comments to yourselves, asshats! LOL!!!) :em05:

Meanwhile, speaking of shooting…

The CBC nose-picking fucktards are climbing out of the woodwork in droves to condemn the shooting of Trayvon Martin as RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!

The usual suspects, including Frederica Wilson sporting the Ghetto Chic(TM) sequined hat.

Cactus Jack
Cactus Jack

I hope my neighbors put up one of them “Gun Free Zone” signs on their house, so I can put up a “This is NOT a Gun Free Zone” sign on mine. Bet I know who gets robbed first.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

True, true, Cactus…we paid for our guns. Quite fond of mine actually,.45 feels like an old boot, nice and comfortable. My wife’s .45 was just presented to her brother by me personally……she willed it to him…..he, being a vet, and presently unemployed, couldn’t afford one. Vets and .45’s…we are funny that way. Well, this one has only about a hundred… Read more »

Hvy Gunner 0331
Hvy Gunner 0331

:em05:
I do love the signs with the arrows pointing out what houses are armed, and what houses are not…

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder

Wonder how long places like malls and such would last if all of us 2nd Amendment supporting gun clinging rednecks boycotted their places of business? I can understand schools being gun free zones in regards to the kids, but if I have the right to carry and I am just picking up or dropping off, I don’t want to have… Read more »

Cactus Jack
Cactus Jack

Holy shit, if this is the weekly funny thread, this is the right place for this crock of happy horse shit from Teh Wahn and his evil minions… http://freebeacon.com/white-house-tries-to-rebrand-mandate/ Apparently, the White House is now claiming that Obamacare was a “Bi-Partisan” effort and that the Individual Mandate was originally a Republican idea. Them fuckers can’t run near fast enough to… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

gun clinging rednecks boycotted their places of business? I already do……if I see a no guns, they never see me again. Say for example K Mart when they froze ammo sales after nine-eleven. I don’t need anybody telling me what I need or have to do……..especially my own money. Here in Kalifornia you rarely see an open carry anyway, and… Read more »

Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Cactus Jack says: Apparently, the White House is now claiming that Obamacare was a “Bi-Partisan” effort and that the Individual Mandate was originally a Republican idea. Well… They do have an argument there, provided that you call Mittens “ShitSandwich” Obamney a Republican, but you’d have to be as mentally stunted as the entire staff of National Romney Online to be… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Emperor Misha I says: Cactus Jack says: Apparently, the White House is now claiming that Obamacare was a “Bi-Partisan” effort and that the Individual Mandate was originally a Republican idea. Well… They do have an argument there, provided that you call Mittens “ShitSandwich” Obamney a Republican, but you’d have to be as mentally stunted as the entire staff of National… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

All the Rotties need to do what I did: write a letter to their state legislator to introduce a bill that would mandate any business including banks, government offices, and libraries that display the no guns allowed sticker to hire armed security for the protection of clients/customers. If you think this is a good idea, pass it on to other… Read more »

LC MaxMomFL
LC MaxMomFL

I would like some of those signs with a slight change: “Bullshit Free Zone.” That would be much preferred and if someone starts with the leftist meme du jour I could simply point to the sign and leave it at that. I also want the t-shirt.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

News comeing in that Empress Sophie may have beer released from hospital just in time. The False Dmitrii is making plans to wage Heallthcare Warfare. I think there are several other LCs who take medical care pretty seriously as well. And this also gives a hint at how the bastard willl react if the citizenry rejects The Queen of Spades’… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

I saw that video several months ago, don’t remember where, maybe Samizdata, just as funny now.
I am finding that my health care costs me much less after I lost my health insurance.

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

I passed it on Rurik…., having no doubts whatsoever that traitorous cocksucker would destroy this country in a heartbeat if he could get away with it. Libs say he didn’t do enough? Seems we have a difference of opinion, don’t we? And they wonder why gun sales have soared to unknown heights?

Mike M
Mike M

Here’s a story about some Austrian speaking guy who was willing to give his left leg to remain on the public dole. He actually cut the thing off with his chop saw and incinerated it so it couldn’t be reattached. His clever ploy isn’t going to work for him though, they’re going to find him a sit-down job. Unemployed man… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

I got into trouble at the school where I taught last year, I was walking in with the principal and there was one of those Gun Free Zone signs in the window…I stopped, looked at it, looked at her, rolled up my sleeves said “Damn, what am I going to do with these”, and flexed my arms in front of… Read more »

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

so how ’bout a sign with a target, several holes in the center and the words “FREE FIRE ZONE”
or maybe just a smoking gun.

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #19: Some twenty-odd years ago, when I was teaching at University of Oregon, I posted on the wall of my office one of my used pistol targets, markedd “Complaints Department”. One student (a vet) noticed it, smiled and complimented me on the shooting. Another dropped in at the end of the year and… Read more »

Draven32
Draven32

sigh, i wanted to sell signs like that…

i’d use the profits to buy guns and ammo lol

LCBren
LCBren

If any of these libbers want to mount an argument over gun free zones and “gun control”, just quietly note the following 1. Countries with strict gun laws have MORE shootings, noty less, witness Australia, where we have seen a rash of street shootings and drive by’s..all with illegal guns 2. Criminals dont obey laws. 3. One of the more… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Every GFZ sign should have this sign directly above or below it.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

In Fwance, the Toulouse shooter’s supporters were all indignant about the news that he was executed with a shot to the head.
Wrong.
He was riddled.
Now, this Guy-That-Should-Have-Used-A-Condom wants the Fwench people to pay him a ransom for “not capturing him alive” (AS IF that was ever an option).

Mark12A
Mark12A

I recall a photo that went viral some time ago that allegedly depicted a sign outside a house with an arrow pointing to the house next door, advising all that his neighbor was totally opposed to guns and that, in keeping with his neighbor’s wishes, he would not use his guns to protect him. According to the accompanying email (and… Read more »

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter
LC FORGER - Monster Hunter

On the way back from the Doc in St. Louis Tuesday, on Blue Collar Comedy on XM 97, I heard Larry The Cable Guy’s approach to the whole integration in the Military thing and I thought I’d share… To Paraphrase – Let women and gays serve if they are so inclined, but train everyone separately. Men train with men, women… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

The New Black Panthers’ Bounty on George Zimmerman

– FrontPage Magazine – http://frontpagemag.com

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
LC Draco
LC Draco

@Gladiator…holy COW!!! ME LIKIE!!! And as far as ‘Gun Free Zones’, I have studied the laws here in Texas and there are some interesting items. The first that got my attention is that if the facility/institution you visit has a non-specific ‘No Guns’ sign, it doesn’t matter. (In Texas there is a specific sign that must be placed in plain… Read more »

Cactus Jack
Cactus Jack

Just saw over on Weaselzippers where Obama’s budget went down in flames in the House by a vote of 414 – 0. :em01:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Enjoy and do carry-on

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Fixed it for ya!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

GREAT CARTOON

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LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Anyone see this story that happened in OK recently? Black kid, about 19 or 20, savagely beat, raped, robbed and killed an elderly white couple (85 and 90 years old). Oh you hadn’t heard about it, me neither until I came across by mistake.

http://www.newson6.com/story/?17260206/tulsa-teen-charged-w?ith-felony-murder-in-deadly-h?ome-invasion

emily_nelson
emily_nelson

Did you guys read this article?

http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2012/03/29/new-solution-to-global-warming-human-engineering/

hot air links to this article:
http://www.livescience.com/19357-engineering-humans-climate-change.html

The author of this article and anybody who agrees with its crap needs to be converted to mulch asap! This evil idea, its progenitors and followers need killin’.

LC Draco
LC Draco

LC Jackboot IC/A says:

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says:

Fixed it for ya!

Now that theres funny……..
LC Jackboot IC/A recently posted..Our most precious blood

Ok…the truth shall set you free!!!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

THIS EXPLAINS A LOT

Religion is related to politics in today’s America, and it is clear from a glance at Gallup’s State of the States map that the most religious states in the union generally are the most Republican, while the least religious states skew more toward the Democratic Party.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/153479/Mississippi-Religious-State.aspx

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Imagine a President Obama 2.0. His second-term sequel would be a disaster movie with the name “Unleashed.” We only saw a glimpse of it this week with the Russian “open mike” incident and Obama is well aware that if re-elected, he will never have to face the voters again. He will rule as much as possible by executive orders. He… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.:

The False Dmitrii is making plans to wage Heallthcare Warfare.

There’s a new one! That’d make him at least the fourth False Dmitry, right?

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

LC Xystus @ #41:
But this one is The One.

Cactus Jack
Cactus Jack