What the Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity-FUCK? OVER???

So a bunch of Misunderstanders of the Peaceful Religion of Islam™ decide to blow up a Coptic New Year’s service in Alexandria, murdering 21 and injuring 79 others, and pee-wee-sident Hussein has this to say?:

The attack on a church in Alexandria, Egypt caused 21 reported deaths and dozens of injured from both the Christian and Muslim communities.

OK, so 8 mooselimbs actually were injured, but every single last one of the victims were all Christians, as a result of an attack specifically directed at Christians, and the attackers weren’t enraged Catholics out to kill them some heretic Copts.

But pissident Hussein just has to make it into equal suffering on both sides, nobody responsible, blah, blah, bleh.

Listen, we still don’t believe that Obongo is a sekrit follower of the prophet of pedophile rape, there is nothing to suggest that he worships anything other than the image he sees in the mirror every morning, but we can certainly understand why some people get confused about the issue, seeing as how he can’t seem to drop his lip lock on the arse of Mo-hamhead.

He’s a despicable, incompetent, bumbling, sub-retarded, lying, disloyal, treasonous cunt and that’s all there is to say about the weaselly wanker.

Thatisall.

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Len-KC
Len-KC
January 2, 2011 17:05

I think you pretty well covered everything!

January 2, 2011 17:11

Emperor its not healthy to hold back like that about Ogabe. Reading reports that the body count is much higher as they have to sort through the pieces of the people left blown to bits.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
January 2, 2011 17:22

You expected something else from the closet muslim in chief? :em72:

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
January 2, 2011 17:46

How many Christian churches are these assholes going to blow up and how many priests are they going to murder before people finally wake the fuck up and bomb that stupid muzz-lame cunt-shaped rock into fine dust? While taking a few of the goat-fucking turd-sniffers along with it?

mousseman
mousseman
January 2, 2011 17:48

A hunch says that the attack was aimed at Christians, except that the follower of the most peaceful™ religion also got some of his own, alas none of them had a rendez-vous with any of the 72 old hags. I mean, you can’t have ear that large, be the POTUS and not see the truth. Unless, of course, you either… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
January 2, 2011 17:59

A 50Mt thermonuclear device in a 1km airburst directly over the Kabaa
would be an entirely appropriate response.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
January 2, 2011 18:18

Misha I am not so sure he is not a closet follower, he just shows too much respect and shows to know so much about it the mooslim faith.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
January 2, 2011 18:43

Response to Lizard, G.L.O.R. @:
I’m not so sure that he isn’t a Muslim. Library Czar and I have discussed this. Remember his interview with Stephie? He let it slip about his Muslim faith…Stephie had to remind him about his Christianity.

I’m sorry, but I have never met a SINGLE Christian who has goofed up on his/her religion.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
January 2, 2011 19:03

Grammar Czar says: Response to Lizard, G.L.O.R. @: I’m not so sure that he isn’t a Muslim. Library Czar and I have discussed this. Remember his interview with Stephie? He let it slip about his Muslim faith…Stephie had to remind him about his Christianity. I’m sorry, but I have never met a SINGLE Christian who has goofed up on his/her… Read more »

January 2, 2011 19:06

The entire White House press statement can be read here. I find it curious that Gateway Pundit has chosen to quote the statement so selectively. Have another look at what GP wrote: “The attack on a church in Alexandria, Egypt caused 21 reported deaths and dozens of injured from both the Christian and Muslim communities. Not true. All 21 of… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
January 2, 2011 20:12

Sire, now that you’ve listed his good qualities, what about his character defects? :em99:

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
January 2, 2011 21:41

But pissident Hussein just has to make it into equal suffering on both sides, nobody responsible, blah, blah, bleh.

Sad part is, that’s about the least embarrassing thing jugears has done in his two years regarding the Middle East.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
January 3, 2011 01:15

Response to mousseman @ 5: AND(!)
Response to LC PrimEviL @ 6:
BINGO! I could have clipped from every post and spoken agreement, but those two were just fine.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
January 3, 2011 01:20
Erbo
Erbo
January 3, 2011 01:47

Muzzy says: For a Muslim to have as much reason as a Christian, a Buddhist, or an atheist to oppose the terrorists, he would need to disregard vast swathes of his own scripture. Now, I happen to personally know British Muslims who have done exactly that, and in my book they’re totally cool. That doesn’t change the fact that those… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah
January 3, 2011 02:20

He is not a cunt. The Cunt is the Portal of Paradise.

AHEM.

He is, however, a Fuckwad. And a closet moslem. And said so, to that midget cocksucker George Staphlococcus.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
January 3, 2011 04:00

Response to Erbo @#16:

It would be interesting to see how “Starkiller” Sheridan would handle this incident. Probably with quite a bit of help from his bodyguard Ta’Lon.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
January 3, 2011 07:00

Misha, I was getting these updates on BEHEADINGS of Catholic missionaries and priests a long fucking time ago; before 9/11. I THOUGHT they might be hype. Yeah, no. Goddamned Muslims DO slaughter priests. And behead them. I’m comfortable with my prejudice. And if we had BALLS in this country like Austria does, we’d all be better off. FUCK THEM! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRmgI_WXff0… Read more »

Lady H
Lady H
January 3, 2011 08:51

Thanks for posting that video, Anniee451; I had emailed several people about it but had gotten no responses which surprised me.

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
January 3, 2011 12:40

Response to Muzzy @: Whoa! Time Out there sports fans! I don’t know whats going on but who is this person that has been posting under Muzzy (The Ignorant Slut) user name? WTF? Did his insurance rates go up? Get mugged? Soros Check Bounce? Did some peaceful Muslim piss in his wheaties? Two week drunk for the holidays? You are… Read more »

January 3, 2011 17:02

Concussion :em02:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
January 3, 2011 17:36
MasterGuns Imperial Swampmaster
MasterGuns Imperial Swampmaster
January 3, 2011 17:51

There are those flying porkers again! Someone has obviously kidnapped Muzzy and made him into a sensible sapient being. Muzzy……..you are coming to us…….keep it rolling and in you ever get to NC and come for a visit, I have a few of the Empire’s toys you might want to play with ……..or not. You’d get a kick out of… Read more »

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
January 3, 2011 18:31

Response to The Person Claiming to be Muzzy, Our Ignorant Slut @: That comment fits the title of the post almost better than the post itself. Muzzbut, ya know I love ya buddy, but please stop fucking with our heads by talking like that. I mean, you actually made sense. Misha, kinda funny you should write about this. My priest… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
January 3, 2011 23:28

LC TerribleTroy says: Whoa! Time Out there sports fans! I don’t know whats going on but who is this person that has been posting under Muzzy (The Ignorant Slut) user name? WTF? Did his insurance rates go up? Get mugged? Soros Check Bounce? Did some peaceful Muslim piss in his wheaties? Two week drunk for the holidays? You are now… Read more »

bruce
bruce
January 4, 2011 14:51

my first encounter with mooslems was in malaysia where they tried to rob me and the whore i was with. i showed them the instrument and they disappeared in a cloud of ass hole and elbows.i look back on it and wish i had killed them.

kwongdzu
kwongdzu
January 4, 2011 17:23

I saw a documentary a few years back on Christians living in Cairo. They are treated like dirt, and many of them live lives of abject poverty, picking through garbage to survive. I am convinced that Islamic supremacists want nothing short of their wholesale extermination. Can you imagine the shitstorm if Muslims were treated to a fraction of that kind… Read more »

kwongdzu
kwongdzu
January 4, 2011 18:55
emily_nelson
emily_nelson
January 4, 2011 20:58

When the hell are we going to punish the muslim countries for all the atrocities they have committed?

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
January 4, 2011 21:43

emily_nelson says:

When the hell are we going to punish the muslim countries for all the atrocities they have committed?

Y’all wouldn’t be thinking nucular like, now wouldja?

emily_nelson
emily_nelson
January 5, 2011 03:45

LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

Y’all wouldn’t be thinking nucular like, now wouldja?

Exactly! I wonder how we could blow them up without rendering Israel uninhabitable because of radiation? Do we have any nukes that are precise enough to fry the goat lovers without frying Israel?

Bright Eyes
Bright Eyes
January 5, 2011 11:19

Hard to say if Muzzy has had some sort of epiphany, or is just Moby-ing. After all. Delenn was calling for the annihilation of all of humanity when she cried “No Mercy”. Sheridan would likely be a bit more precice and send a bomb-laden White Star on a kamikaze dive into the Loc Nar Kabbah. Whether your enemies are humans… Read more »