BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You may not remember the blackmail outfit Righthaven LLC who thought to make a tidy profit out of buying up copyrights to newspaper items and then suing anybody as much as quoting said items until they could reach a “settlement” (as in: pay this and we’ll stop harassing you), but apparently they’ve come to a much-deserved and pitiful end. Pitiful if you ever, once in your life, found yourself with an ounce of pity for those ghoulish sharks that every year try to outdo themselves in their efforts to make their profession less popular than the Allgemeine SS.

Unfortunately for them, an actual attorney (as opposed to the blood-sucking, soulless, subhuman blots on humanity that make up the likes of Righthaven LLC), one unsung hero by the name of Marc Randazza, decided to fight back on behalf of the people they were trying to rob blind and, as they say, it was all downhill for Righthaven LLC after that.

They lost case after case, ended up with huge amounts owed to the ones they unrightfully sued, couldn’t pay, lost their domain copyright (sweet, sweet irony) and now, in the latest development, showed such ineptness and contempt of court that a judge forfeited all of their existing copyrights, to be auctioned off to pay for the huge legal debts that Righthaven still haven’t paid.

Of course, the ghouls of Righthaven will probably get out of paying their debts for their predatory “law” practices, which is one of the things that is wrong with the legal system in this country.

Under His Imperial Majesty’s benign and enlightened rule, every single individual in the slightest involved with the Righthaven extortion racket would forfeit everything they owned and be sent to a hard labor camp mining for uranium in the most G-d forsaken shitholes on Earth for the rest of their lives or until such time as they’d paid off every single cent owed by them.

WITH interest. The compounded kind.

No matter what, we’d like to congratulate Marc Randazza on behalf of the entire blogging community, right and left, for his heroic efforts and success in pounding that hive of scum and villainy into fine-ground paste.

We are in awe of you and we owe you a huge debt of gratitude.

Thatisall.

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Qoheleth
Qoheleth
March 24, 2012 19:16

“… mining for uranium in the most G-d forsaken shitholes on Earth for the rest of their lives…” Don’t limit yourself to Earth, Majesty. The spice mines of Kessel, Rura Penthe, and others host fitting ends. I’m told that the Moon can be a harsh mistress, or so they say. Seriously, this gladdens the heart. Good news is infrequent, but… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous
March 24, 2012 19:30

“… mining for uranium in the most G-d forsaken shitholes on Earth for the rest of their lives…”

Don’t limit yourself to Earth, Majesty. The spice mines of Kessel, Rura Penthe, and others host fitting ends. I’m told that the Moon can be a harsh mistress, or so they say.

Helen Thomas’ lingerie closet.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
March 24, 2012 20:53

Sharpton ‘Duked’ himself again.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
March 24, 2012 23:57

Don’t limit yourself to Earth, Majesty. The spice mines of Kessel, Rura Penthe, and others host fitting ends. I’m told that the Moon can be a harsh mistress, or so they say.

I submit P3W-451 as an alternate destination for a well deserved punishment.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 25, 2012 05:32

Personally, I think they should go after the old Righthaven, (As opposed to the new Righthaven, the ones who bought the domain), and see about having them disbarred.

That would be the cherry on top of this Sundae.
:em01: :em05: :em07:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 25, 2012 05:37

angrywebmaster @ #:
I want an EDIT button back!!
:em08:
I forgot to say have the Righthaven LAWYERS disbarred.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
March 25, 2012 13:45

Karma’s a cold bitch, ain’t she?!?!
:em01: :em05: :em01: :em05:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
March 25, 2012 15:58

angrywebmaster says:

angrywebmaster @ #:
I want an EDIT button back!!

I second that motion !

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 25, 2012 16:27

The motion has been presented and seconded. All in favor say AYE!

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 25, 2012 16:28

AYE :em01:

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
March 25, 2012 17:01

AYE!

(..have been complaining about the lack of edit, but didn’t want to appear too whiny so I quit grousing.)

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
March 25, 2012 19:17

aye

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
March 27, 2012 17:02

AYE!!!!!!!!!

Kristophr, LC
Kristophr, LC
March 28, 2012 02:31

Off topic, but hilarious:

Zimmerman: 52%-er!

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
March 28, 2012 19:25

You guys would enjoy the cartoon Schlockmercenary. Captain Tagon and his merry band of mercenaries have been given an open bounty on the Attorney Collective. You can tell a member of the collective by sight: they are all snakes. :em05:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 29, 2012 05:35

LC Ogrrre @ #: You guys would enjoy the cartoon Schlockmercenary. I’ve been reading the misadventures of Sgt Schlock for several years now. I especially like Maxim 37: There is no “overkill.” There is only “open fire” and “time to reload.” That ties in very nicely with the new A-Team’s Hannibal Smith: “Overkill is underrated.” BTW, Anyone here about SCoaMF’s… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
March 29, 2012 09:43

I don’t know, angry, I kinda like Maxim #1: Pillage then burn.
You know how easy it is to get ahead of yourself in the heat of things. :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
March 29, 2012 10:18

LC Ogrrre @ #:

I don’t know, angry, I kinda like Maxim #1: Pillage then burn. You know how easy it is to get ahead of yourself in the heat of things.

And Maxim 1a would be Rape THEN kill? :em03:
Unless you are into necrophilia that is. :em06: