Still Looking for One Single Solitary Difference Between Ogabe and Ogamney

And still having no luck whatsoever. “Oh, but he’s going to do something to lower gas prices!” Really? (h/t Cold Fury):

When lieutenant governor Kerry Healey, a fellow Republican, called for suspending the state’s 23.5 cent gas tax during a price spike in May 2006, Romney rejected the idea, saying it would only further drive up gasoline consumption. “I don’t think that now is the time, and I’m not sure there will be the right time, for us to encourage the use of more gasoline,” Romney said, according to the Quincy Patriot Ledger’s report at the time. “I’m very much in favor of people recognizing that these high gasoline prices are probably here to stay.”

Sounds an awful lot like something GröFaZ Ogabe would have said, doesn’t it?

He won’t oppose OgabeCare effectively because he can’t, having bloody well invented it, he won’t “say outrageous things about the president” (meaning: he won’t criticize him at all, since any serious criticism of Ogabe is, by its very raaaaacist nature, “outrageous”), he was in favor of TARP and KneeCap’nTrade, he has no problem with porkulus and he’s on the record as stating, publicly, that the current 19% real unemployment, high inflation socialist hell that we live in is “a recovering economy.”

Now explain to us, one more time, just what the everloving FUCK it is that he’s supposed to be running against Ogabe on, because it’s not at all clear to us.

“But he’s just saying that to gull the gullible ‘moderates!’ Just wait until he’s president, then he’ll completely change!!!1!!11!!”

You know what? You may actually have a point there. Obamney’s advisor Eric Fehrnstrom:

Romney adviser Eric Fehrnstrom is not overly concerned [about Obamney appearing ‘too right-wing’ in the primary to attract conservatives, and perhaps losing ‘moderate’ support in the general as a result — Emp.M.], though. On Wednesday, he expressed confidence the campaign would hit the “reset button” after the nomination and redraw Romney as a moderate candidate.

“Everything changes,” he explained on CNN, “It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and we start all over again.”

He’ll likely change, alright.

After all, that’s the only thing the duplicitous, narcissistic, Oval Office-horny, lying, plastic son of a bitch has been consistent about his entire political career: Not holding any given opinion for longer than it takes for him to realize that the people he’s speaking to now would like a different one better.

But if anybody seriously, honestly thinks that he’s going to tack further to the right (correction: It should read: “that he’s going to tack to the right at all for the first time in his useless, pestilent career”) then His Imperial Majesty has a rather rare collection of chicken teeth and frog hairs that he’d like to sell you for a super reasonable price.

But I realize that it’s futile at this point. Ever since it became public that the only one currently in a position to knock Plastic Fantastic off his perch doesn’t much like pr0n (something that the other candidates are on the record as saying too, not that it matters, obviously), it would appear that the entire activist right wing have decided that they’ll rather have four more years of Ogabe/Obamney than risk having a president who says mean things about goatse.

Enjoy the pr0n as the United States that you once pretended to give a shit about sinks beneath the waves.

P.S.: No, His Imperial Majesty couldn’t care less about how much Malaysian Midget Pr0n you, your neighbor or anybody else wants to look at and no, His Majesty is not in favor of outlawing pr0n or even the whole notion of any government trying to outlaw that or any other free expression of speech. But he refuses to get the vapors, reach for his smelling salts and let Ogabe/Obamney take over the whole fucking show since

1) being ‘against pr0n’ is really very, very safe, generally speaking. Unlike people with blisters on their palms who get tube socks delivered by the pallet load, the vast majority of voters really don’t consider not being in favor of ‘Cooter, Cooter Uber Alles’ as our national anthem in the least bit controversial. WHICH IS WHY EVERY FUCKING CANDIDATE FOR OFFICE HAS SAID SO AT SOME POINT.

2) There have been ‘Wars on Pr0n’ to varying degrees ever since it was invented, yet it’s still around. It’s called the First Amendment, that’s why. Going hysterical that somebody is going to take your cooch shots away because he says something that is utterly non-controversial when nobody, nobody has been able to before (and most didn’t even bother to try, knowing full well that they’d fail) is so far beyond pathological paranoia that we’re at a lack of words. But if you truly, honestly do believe that Santorum is going to drop the economy, national security, energy supplies, jobs, inflation and Bob knows what else so he can focus on his Crusade Against Bare Boobs™ exclusively, then you should do what you feel that you need to do.

Priorities. At least your dystopian, socialist future will include pr0n. And Val-U-Rite.

Thatisall.

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LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

‘Wonder how he stands on rippin’ tags off’a pillows,, thass important too..

‘Kinda’ strayin’ the topic,, but, does anybody think this important ?

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

He won’t come after our porn, at least right away. First he has to bring the prostitutes to their knees! :em05:

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

They glide slope we’re on now we won’t make it to the election. Summer is going to be very, very hot.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Tinfoil prediction: It really won’t matter who the fuck the Rep. candidate is … fucking Bob Dole will be able to beat Zero if gas prices stay high or continue to climb. In another few months, even the food-stamp crowd is going to notice that their welfare dollars ain’t able to buy shit anymore … ‘cuz the increased fuel costs… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

President Obama’s Hall of Blame by Keith Koffler on March 23, 2012, 9:18 am President Obama has passed the buck to others – mainly George W. Bush – for no less than 13 problems that characterize his presidency, suggesting time and again that his own policies are not to blame for his difficulties and he is simply doing the best… Read more »

emily_nelson
emily_nelson

So when is open season? Will there be an election in Nov.?

GamerFromJump
GamerFromJump

I don’t see anything about Romney taking terrorists and raceturbators as mentors. Nor has anyone made the case for his having an active hate on for America.

So there’re a couple of differences.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

Romney won’t have a black supremacist as Attorney General. And I highly doubt he’ll continue Bongo’s habit of nominating 200-pound lesbian socialists to the Supreme Court.

Tallulah
Tallulah

And there’s this, from Michael Tanner at the National Review: HOUSE REPUBLICANS CONTINUE TO FUND “OBAMACARE” DESPITE BEING ELECTED TO STOP IT For the second time this month, Congress has passed a short-term continuing resolution and avoid a government shutdown. And for the second time, this was accomplished at the cost of dropping a provision that would have prevented the… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Re Romney: God almighty, can’t we get another Goldwater when we need one????? Someone with Palin’s principles and Christie’s quick wit? Of course, the Leftwads disemboweled Goldwater. With their usual viciousness. My parents had an LP by the “AuH2Os,” titled SONGS TO BUG THE LIBERALS. Those seemed like more innocent days, but who did we end up with? Lyndon Johnson,… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Obama motors (Government Motors) new tag line – Chevy Volt – building a better toaster….. :em01:

Mark12A
Mark12A

LC Light29ID says: They glide slope we’re on now we won’t make it to the election. Summer is going to be very, very hot. Prevailing wisdom, spoken quietly and privately. I think you can look for the shit to hit the fan first in Chicago. Unarmed populace, the police completely demoralized by a corrupt and incompetent leadership, and infestation by… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech says:

‘Kinda’ strayin’ the topic,, but, does anybody think this important ?

Yes, potentially extremely.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Light29ID says:

They glide slope we’re on now we won’t make it to the election. Summer is going to be very, very hot.

As above, yes, potentially extremely. For the same reason.

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder

Just saw this over at Moonbattery ….

Ineptocracy
(in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) — a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.