And The Tourette’s Award of the Year Goes to… [UPDATED]

Reichsführer Ogabe’s life insurance policy, Joe “choo-choo” Biden:

Vice President Joseph Biden on Monday night upped the ante around the already quite-dramatic assassination of Osama bin Laden.

From the pool report of Biden’s comments during a fundraising event in New Jersey come these quotes.

You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there.

Nevermind D-Day, the Chosin breakout, Guadalcanal, Bastogne, you name it! Being dragged back from a golf game after almost a full day’s worth of trying to convince you to pull the trigger on the single most obvious “go” order in the history of our nation is, by far, the single most momentous, brave, almost foolhardily audacious decision ever made in the history of warfare!

If that senile old bag of histrionic bullshit didn’t exist, we’d have to make him up just to have something to make fun of.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: We simply can’t believe that we didn’t think of this one before today, particularly given our interest in WWII military history and love of making fun of Idiot Ogabe and the parallels to his predecessor, a certain Austrian lunatic with a toothbrush mustache:

Given that Ogabe’s reluctant departure from the links to sit around and watch others do what he would later steal all the credit for is, according to Choo-Choo Biden, the most brilliant, audacious plan in 500 years of military history (if not ALL of military history!!1!1!!! Why so modest, Choo-Choo?), does that mean that we can now begin to refer to Whiny Bitch McStolen Glory Ogabe as GröFaZ, or Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten in the original German (Greatest Commander of All Times)?

Who gives a shit? That is exactly what we’re going to do. Thanks, Choo-Choo!

41 comments

  1. 1
    Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan growls and barks:

    And still probably does not make the “Top 50 dumbest things Joe Biden has said” list.

    It never fails to amaze me how people like Biden honestly think everyone outside of DC and cocktail parties in Manhattan are too stupid to breath without constant reminders. Not only did he think we as a nation are dumb enough to believe this little tidbit, but I have to believe he thought us dumb enough that he had to remind us that they were the guys who “Got Bin Laden”. Cause in his mind enough time has passed that us illiterate voters mighta’ just forgot they did it.

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan @ #:

    And still probably does not make the “Top 50 dumbest things Joe Biden has said” list.

    No, I would hazard a guess that the dumbest thing Biden ever said was right after 9/11. He wanted to send Iran $200 million, no strings attached, to show we didn’t intend to destroy the Arab world.
    :em08:
    Even his own aids were shocked at his stupidity on that one.
    :em06:

  3. 3
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Dumbest. Politician. Ever.

    As politicians generally are the dregs of intellect, he may well be in line for an award as the most useless human being who is not on life support. I’m not even sure he’d be good for spare parts.

  4. 4
    1IDVET growls and barks:

    Thanks Joe! I needed the laugh.
    What a moron.
    :em05:

  5. 5
    Hvy Gunner 0331 growls and barks:

    While they’re slinging the cash cow around, how about a couple of million to Fisher House, or the Army/Navy Retirement Home, or, jeeze, I could use a couple of mil to upgrade my house; put a bathroom in downstairs so that i didn’t have to hike up a couple of flights of stairs at 2 in the morning to make that midnight head call?
    There’s a better chance that I’ll pay it back than any of the folks currently getting that foreign aid!

    Jus’ sayin’…

  6. 6
    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    And this man is one busted primer away from the Oval Office.

    Makes ya proud, doesn’t it? Another gift of the fiddytwoers that just keeps on giving.

  7. 7
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Secondmouse…the next busted primer gets you Boehner.

  8. 8
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Biden’s tactical expertise consists of getting home on Amscamtak in time to meet the ice cream truck in front of his mom’s house.

  9. 9
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Um…I have a nephew with Tourette’s, and he doesn’t say stupid stuff like this. In fact, he dislikes Ogabe with the rest of us. Comparing Biden to someone with Tourette’s is a HUGE injustice to everyone with TS.

  10. 10
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    Biden makes Al Gore Jr. look like a Phi Beta Kappa. My cats throw up hairballs that are at least twice as smart as he is!!

  11. 11

    Secondmouse says:

    And this man is one busted primer away from the Oval Office.

    That adds up to job security for BS..

  12. 12

    If that senile old bag of histrionic bullshit didn’t exist, we’d have to make him up just to have something to make fun of.

    Precisely the reason for that chunk of batshit crazy being the VP. Although, as fucked up as he is, even he would have been better than the Gay Chupacabra. :em05:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Secondmouse @ #:

    And this man is one busted primer away from the Oval Office.

    I’ve heard that the Secret Service is under orders that if Obama dies, Biden is to slip and fall off the top of the Washington Monument.
    :em05:

  14. 14
    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    Bin Laden reportedly plotted to kill Obama and Petraeus … you will love what he said about Biden

    I don’t know if it is funny or a disgrace and embarrassment.

  15. 15
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    How about both….I don’t know what sort of life this turkey has had, but it must have been sheltered. I do so wish, Mr. Biden, and Mr. Obama, that you two wastes of meat had to have made some of the decisions I have recently. I suppose having to retire from a golf game must have been such a shattering emotional experience, try facing enemy fire, or making a triage decision, say jumping from a burning B-17 like my dad did………..clueless assholes! I don’t know whether to be pissed off or just laugh, I honestly don’t.

  16. 16
    Kristopher, LC growls and barks:

    Off topic: That hispanic mall-ninja wannabe that shot that black kid in Sanford Florida, Joseph Zimmerman …

    Is he registered as a D or an R?

    For some reason the press is silent on this.

  17. 17
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Slow Joe, the gift that keeps on giving! As has been mentioned Slow Joe is BHOs best insurance policy!

    The idea that a second hit gives us a Republican is to cast undue doubt on the Secret Service. They may not like it but they DO THEIR JOB!

  18. 18
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Breaking News: The French Police have just surrendered to Mohamed Merah, holed up in his flat…

  19. 19
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    i’m being totally serious; is Biden mildly retarded?

  20. 20
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    i’m being totally serious; is Biden mildly retarded?

    Nah, he’s full retard.

    And that needs an apology to all special needs folks in the world.

  21. 21
    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    lc purple raider says:

    Nah, he’s full retard.

    Buuuuwaaaahaaaaaaa ! I’m awake now, actually have to be in order to clean coffee off the monitor.

  22. 22
    emily_nelson growls and barks:

    Obama makes me long for the Clinton administration. At least Slick Willie listened to the voters!

  23. 23
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Kristopher, LC says:

    Off topic: That hispanic mall-ninja wannabe that shot that black kid in Sanford Florida, Joseph Zimmerman …

    Is he registered as a D or an R?

    Hmm… Good question!

    Kristopher, LC says:

    For some reason the press is silent on this.

    And there, I believe, is your answer.

  24. 24
    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:

    Kristopher, LC says:

    Joseph Zimmerman …

    His name is George not Joseph, and I did some searching to see if I could come up with an answer, my Google-foo is not strong, but I got nothing.

  25. 25
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says:

    Um…I have a nephew with Tourette’s, and he doesn’t say stupid stuff like this. In fact, he dislikes Ogabe with the rest of us. Comparing Biden to someone with Tourette’s is a HUGE injustice to everyone with TS.

    Now now, Grammar Czar, I was in no way implying that people with Tourette’s are either imbeciles, Ogabe-supporters or both, just noting that they do tend to involuntarily (an excuse that Choo-Choo Biden does not) have) say the darndest things and, having had a dear friend overseas with Tourette’s who was both brilliant and prone to say stuff that was just hilarious (he was always the one to start laughing and never failed to let people know that it was more hurtful to him if people pretended not to notice in order to be “nice” than to just be themselves around him) all the time. And did I mention that he was genius-level brilliant?

  26. 26
    Kristopher, LC growls and barks:

    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing @ #:

    Thanx for the correction.

    You may need to contact the county directly. Election offices will sell you the registered voters list for a small fee for legitimate purposes. Claiming press privilege should be enough.

  27. 27
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Which is proof that, to err is human, to really screw things up needs a politician. :em05:

  28. 28
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    VonZorch, to err is human, to forgive is not SAC policy. :em05:

    You had to be there.

  29. 29
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Igor, Imperial Booby @ #:

    Because you guys had things that made really, REALLY big boom-booms.

  30. 30
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    At least we can all agree whenever choo-choo opens his mouth a great, big, stinky, greasy turd pops out.

  31. 31
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Joe Biden Makes Dan Quayle look SMART

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  33. 33
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    Joe “Hairplugs” Biden, Nanny Lugosi, B. Hussein 0bama ,Reid,….

    They’re ALL examples of why we need to be humane, so please HAVE YOUR LIBERALS SPAYED OR NEUTERED, doing so will be giving the gene pool a chlorine dose that it desperately needs, and Uberfuehrer Sebelius will have it done “for free”. ACT NOW!! :em01:

  34. 34
    bruce growls and barks:

    here is a few that bobo forgot like the raid at cabanatuan by the 6th rangers that freed the survivors of the batann death march and the 11th airborne rescue of 2000 prisoners behind jap lines.how about my uncle jumping out of a burning dc-3 on d-day. bongo knew for over 6 months where the raghead was but he and his commie advisor val jarret would not let the airforce take him out.a couple of 2000lb bombs would have done the job but jarrett said no,then the military said ok we will send in seal team 6 but bongo and jarrett waffeled so the military went ahead and did it any way.bongo pennatta and the cia had no part in it other than to preen for the camaras.we killed osama but lost a top secreat chopper to the chi-coms then bongo gives up a top secreat drone to the ragheads and the chi-coms.bongo is a commie traitor who deserves a traitors reward.

  35. 35
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    LC Proud Infidel says:

    HAVE YOUR LIBERALS SPAYED OR NEUTERED, doing so will be giving the gene pool a chlorine dose that it desperately needs, and Uberfuehrer Sebelius will have it done “for free”. ACT NOW!!

    This is why I’m not opposed to abortion, at least for libtards. Kill them off before they can vote.

  36. 36
    WayneB growls and barks:

    I’ll repeat what I said on someone’s Facebook post on this:

    Even though it failed, the attempted raid on the Iranians during the hostage crisis in 1980 was more audacious than the Bin Laden mission.

  37. 37

    emily_nelson says:

    Obama makes me long for the Clinton administration. At least Slick Willie listened to the voters!

    At least Slick Willie was smart enough that, when the voters got in a solid conservative Congress, it was his clue to move center rightish. And thus got him reelected. This MCPOS is just gonna pull the Martial Law routine, and freeze the election.

  38. 38
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    cmblake, he might try to pull martial law to suspend elections, but I believe that if he does, we will have a military coup on our hands. Ogabe forgets that the oath that enlisted and commissioned take is to the Constitution, not to the President.

  39. 39
    Cactus Jack growls and barks:

    Chief Big Ears and company are now trying to take a classic “Bidenism” and make it a marketing ploy. Joe’s line about Obamacare “This is a big fucking deal”, is now being made into T-shirts for lefties that say something like “Obamacare, still a BFD”.

    Personally, I’d love to have some made that say:

    Obamacare, still a WTF?

  40. 40
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    “Obamacare, still a POS”.