Enough. Just. Fucking ENOUGH With Those Blue-Shirted Swine Already!!!

Shoot the whole sorry lot of them after a perfunctory trial, preferably one involving sticking fingers up their privates and molesting them. For weeks.

Before we get to the point, allow His Imperial Majesty to apologize most profusely for his horrid inactivity. If anybody is still bothering to read this near-dead site, we can’t begin to thank you enough. But the Empire is undergoing, along with bloody well everybody else in this Obamian Utopia™ that the Fiddy2ers, may they and their families be cursed unto death and until the end of seven generations, somewhat hard times due to chronic illness and associated financial distress. That’s the reason. That and the fact that our Muse has left us, possibly because of all of the above. But we seek not pity, we only seek to let you know why we have been failing so sorely in our Imperial Duty to provide the Loyal Citizenry, GLORs and Knights and Wolves alike, with their daily snark and sarcasm.

We will do better, we promise.

That aside, this just had our blood pressure spiking to the point where, had our veins been secured with rivets, those rivets would have blown out and shot clean through an Abrams, BOTH sides.

It would seem that the Crack Terrorist Hunter Mall Cop Reject TSA SA Brigades caught themselves yet another frightening terrorist. This time a three-year-old toddler in a wheelchair:

A vacation in the Magic Kingdom should be enough to make a child giddy with excitement, but one young boy was left trembling with fear after he was subjected to an invasive TSA pat-down.

The three-year-old, confined to a wheelchair due to a recently broken leg, was with his family at O’Hare Airport in Chicago, on their way to board a flight to Disney World in Orlando, Florida.

Despite constant assurances from his father that ‘everything is OK’, he physically trembles with fear and asks his parents to hold his hand.

And we all know how this is “unpleasant but absolutely necessary for Your Own Good™” because of the wave of three-year-old terrorists blowing up planes all over the world.

The terrified boy was swabbed on his hands and under his shirt for explosive residue.

While the boy’s father grew increasingly incensed by the treatment his son was getting, he tried to remain calm, for the boy’s sake.

Yes, you read that right. The pedophile child molesting swine who would be otherwise spending his entire life being rejected for the position of assistant fry cook at the local McDonald’s was actually swabbing down a three-year-old with a broken leg for “explosive residue.” The only explanation we can think of is that the worthless TSA soon-to-be-hopefully-dangling-from-the-nearest-utility-pole son of a syphilitic whore had found out that his favorite Russian pedophile website was down for maintenance last night.

But don’t worry. The wonderful “you can’t professionalize unless you federalize” TSA has every intention of giving you the option to NOT have your children frightened out of their wits while being molested by perverts who buy Viagra by the metric ton.

For a price, of course:Despite such strict security for this toddler, the TSA is offering background-checked travellers the chance to use special lines and keep their shoes, belt and jacket on, leave laptops and liquids in carry-on bags and avoid a full-body scan – for a price.

The TSA’s new fast track ‘Precheck’ screening, now at two airlines and nine airports, is similar to security checks before 9/11, reports the Wall Street Journal.

To qualify, frequent fliers must be invited by airlines and meet an undisclosed TSA criteria.

A $100 fee for a background check is required as well as a brief interview with a Customs officer.

And there you have it: “Pony up a Benjamin and we WON’T molest your children or fondle grandma’s vajayjay while causing her colostomy bag to explode and drench her clothes with shit.” What a fucking BARGAIN!

We are positively melting with gratitude.

Here’s the Imperial counter-proposal: Lay your fucking filthy pervert fascist hands on any member or our family once, ONCE, and you won’t be taking those hands back home from work with you at the end of your shift, you slimy, subhuman, worthless, parasitical, imbecilic, useless sack of fetid pig shit.

Not that you’ll mind terribly the loss of your appendages as you’ll be sporting a brand new eye socket in your forehead measuring approximately 45/100ths of an inch across.

And in the highly unlikely case that there is still a single soul reading this currently composing a reply lamenting the horrible plight of the fascist TSA goons trying to make a living and “juzt follovink orderz”, just. Don’t.

We know for a fact that it was pretty damn hard to come by a job in Germany during WWII too, particularly after the industry had been reduced to rubble, yet we remain singularly unimpressed with the calls for “understanding” from the ones who volunteered to guard the gates at Dachau with the Allgemeine SS in exchange for three hots and cot.

Just saying, is all.

Thatisall.

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FrankOK
FrankOK

I read about that also and can’t imagine how this shit is designed to increase safety either, unless the safety we’re speaking of is that of a turd who wouldn’t be hired as a WalMart greeter re: keeping a job that shouldn’t exist. Then again, all those WalMart greeter refugees might be needed to protect the soon to be crowned… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

Before we get to the point, allow His Imperial Majesty to apologize most profusely for his horrid inactivity. If anybody is still bothering to read this near-dead site, we can’t begin to thank you enough. But the Empire is undergoing, along with bloody well everybody else in this Obamian Utopia™ I understand, most everyone I know is in the same… Read more »

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

To finish my thought, There are a bunch of folks here about who’s comments make me laugh, cry, run screaming from the room… I wouldn’t mind reading full posts from them.

LibraryGryffon
LibraryGryffon

I think we’re all tired. These days financial stress doesn’t need something as serious as a chronic illness. I don’t I know anyone who isn’t facing it to some degree or another. I just had to change my W-4 to withhold an extra $25 a week; I realized my eldest turns 17 this year so there goes $1000 of child… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

I do feel for those poor misunderstood TSA workers. There they are trying to do their jobs and breath at the same time. It would be better for them if they would just stop breathing, and much better for everyone else.

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

Fuck the TSA and every last one of their high-school dropout, mouth-breathing, pedophile employees. I’m blessed enough to be planning a family vacation for this summer. It will be a road trip, specifically because I refuse to fly and subject my kids to this bullshit. I’ve taught them that if any stranger touches them in an improper way, they should… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

… one more thing. When the shit finally does hit the fan, it’s open season on every last one of these worthless blue-shirted shit-stains.

Mark12A
Mark12A

While reviewing the “Crime, Guns, and Videotape” blog earlier this week I found a helpful TSA employee attempting to illegally stop the blogger from videotaping an arrest in the public areas (along the street) of LAX by two members of the LAX police. As our friendly blogger is a former Chicago police officer and not one to be trifled with,… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

What the American people need is a Wikileaks…say the personell files of every single employee…names and addresses, that sort of thing. They are not being held accountable, so perhaps the people can deal with it. I wonder how tough some of these losers would be getting a badge stuffed down their throat in a parking lot. High on my contempt… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

A Mickey Mouse outfit run by Goofy. I can’t say more at this time.

LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge
LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge

Not so much a Wikileaks– a Bureau of Sabotage. That is to say an organization geared specifically toward monitoring government agencies for crimes against the people. Ideally it would eventually gain official recognition, be headed by boards of commissioners grabbed from the jury pool, and gain official police powers (jurisdiction limited to civilian government employees and elected officials). But it… Read more »

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Sire, Oh come now, wouldn’t that hundred dollar fee for flying uninspected be beyond the reach of any al-Qaida terrorists? Certainly someone fixing to commit mass suicide would be reluctant to spend his last hundred in order to get free access. /sarc Bigdogg, please assure that once Open Season is declared, it remains open perpetually, with no bag limit. And… Read more »

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Aw come on Boss, not approximately.45 in precisely .452 and a Hollow Point to boot! Let us give these c***suckers exactly what they deserve!

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Chipping machines are crew served.
Jus’ sayin’. :em01:

Tallulah
Tallulah

Seen on Breitbart: the Samizdat Nation needs to get the word out about this! Coming This Summer: Watch for the movie “2016.” It’s about Obama’s ultra-radical roots, and the origins of his hatred of America: pass it on. Director Steven Spielberg, who donated more than $87,000 to the Democratic Party in the last election cycle, has a co-producer who feels… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan @ # 4: Hey, I feel blessed to be a LC of this site, and while I don’t have posting authority, I am in the blog roll.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Tallulah @ # 17: At first I wondered, then I read your clip. Sounds like something to see, actually.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

And maybe I was a bit abrupt with my “Cancel Breitbart” after all.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Not that its my place to say, but you know if you expanded teh Management (ICs) by a few more folks, the lulls could be far less.

just sayin.

Id suggest Caveman and Light29ID

and find a way to get BC and Spats to post more.