About Those Wisconsin Teachers

You know, the ones openly faking sickness so they can go harass, intimidate and threaten lawmakers while still getting paid for the work they don’t do (although, in all fairness, seeing as how they’re teachers it’s doubtful that their absence from the schools will in any way affect the pupils that they aren’t teaching when they’re there), all because they’re being asked to, HORROR!, contribute a TERRIFYING 13%, that’s THIRTEEN PERCENT to their own health plans as opposed to their “free for life for the entire family” plan. It’s almost as if Wisconsin is suggesting treating them as ordinary people with a job!

THE HUMANITY!!1!

Turns out, we learned from hopping around the Intertubes a bit, that the Wisconsin legislature offered this as a less harsh alternative to having to lay off 6,000 government employees.

It occurred to us that the government of Wisconsin just got a heck of a lot of volunteers for those layoffs.

Which actually wasn’t our first thought. Our first thought went more along the lines of National Guard, fix bayonets… You know, that sort of thing. Good training for the Guard and it solves a lot of problems all at once.

But that’s just us. Always coming up with easy solutions to annoying problems.

Thatisall.

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Special Ed
Special Ed
February 17, 2011 22:23

Fix bayonets? No, it’s always best to kill your enemies as far away from you as possible. There will always be enough chances to die when they get close.

Testy, aren’t we? I mean, of course, First.

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak
February 17, 2011 22:56

Indeed, m’lord Misha. . . .

As far as the Wisconsin “teachers” go, it’s time to implement the Wisdom of Conan the Barbarian. . .

“Crush your enemies. . . .

See them driven before you. . . .

And hear the lamentations of their MSM apologists. . . .”

Special Ed
Special Ed
February 17, 2011 23:08

cold, beautiful steel

I have the most beautiful Swedish-blue-steel bayonet for my M38 Husquevarna-made Mauser … My favorite blade.

And hear the lamentations of their MSM apologists. . . .”

Genghis Khan said “- and take your pleasures with their women.”

But since I’ve seen their “women”, I’ll settle for “And laugh heartily at the feeble protestations of their eunachry.”

Special Ed
Special Ed
February 17, 2011 23:13

BTW, thank you Misha, for keeping this site up and running these many years. I found you through the gentle ministrations of Rachl Lukis, along with Frnak J. I still think I.M.A.O. stands for In My Asinine Opinion, but that’s probably just me, because I’m Special

Ed

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
February 17, 2011 23:42

Emperor Misha I says: Special Ed says: Fix bayonets? No, it’s always best to kill your enemies as far away from you as possible. There will always be enough chances to die when they get close. A fine principle when applied to the battlefield. No denying that. But remember we’re talking about leftist rabble here. The chances of any of… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
February 18, 2011 00:31

The average Wisconsin teacher salary in 2009-2010 was $52644 …

Not very much, considering most are required to have Master’s degrees, and they have to teach your children.

When are the teachers in Wisconsin going to start teaching children?

LC_Salgak
LC_Salgak
February 18, 2011 03:09

Response to LC Old Dog @:

Not a problem for ME. . . MY weapon with a bayonet is a Mosin-Nagant. . . . :em96:

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
February 18, 2011 05:00

Response to Emperor Misha I @:
Damn Sire, that is a pretty word picture! Who do I have to shoot to be in line for one of those Garands?

LC Draco
LC Draco
February 18, 2011 06:56

Misha commented…. The chances of any of ours coming to more harm than breaking a nail trying to get a stuck pig sticker out of a leftist ribcage are slim to none. That’s why if you even THINK the bayonet is lodged, PULL THE TRIGGER!!! That clears it up quickly and nicely (not necessarily ‘cleanly’ )!! Old Dog mentioned… Our… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
February 18, 2011 09:24

Emperor Misha I says: Oh, and just to clarify: I’m not talking about a bayonet charge here, satisfying though it is to any warrior’s heart. Too messy for this and not nearly brutal and merciless enough. No, I’m talking about the old-fashioned bayonet advance, as in: “Fix bayonets!”, “Lower bayonets”, “Advance!” With drums if possible. A real crowd displeaser if… Read more »

NR Pax
NR Pax
February 18, 2011 09:25

Bayonets? Bah. I was a 1345 in the Marine Corps (Engineer Equipment Operator). Just let me get my D7 crawling towards them at 5 mph and watch ’em scatter.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 18, 2011 11:32

Emperor Misha I says: No, I’m talking about the old-fashioned bayonet advance, as in: “Fix bayonets!”, “Lower bayonets”, “Advance!” With drums if possible. A real crowd displeaser if ever I saw one. can we have a bagpiper as well? that would be cool. NR Pax says: Bayonets? Bah. I was a 1345 in the Marine Corps (Engineer Equipment Operator). Just… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 18, 2011 11:33

woops, quoted Pax instead of cmblake

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts
February 18, 2011 12:14

I’m a pikeman. I can impale at least half a dozen libscreants per weapon when i charge low and run them through up the gut :em04:

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek
February 18, 2011 12:26

“1. Undermine the long-established collective bargaining rights of public employee unions, which have for 80 years been the strongest advocates for programs that serve the great mass of Wisconsinites, as opposed to wealthy elites and corporate special interests.” DJ, if that article was slanted any harder, it would fall over on it’s head. nice try tho… the whole thing boils… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
February 18, 2011 12:42

“1. Undermine the long-established collective bargaining rights of public employee unions, which have for 80 years been the strongest advocates for programs that serve the great mass of Wisconsinites, as opposed to wealthy elites and corporate special interests.” Undermine? I want public employee unions smashed, and the heads of said unions in jail for theft of services. I want every… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
February 18, 2011 13:00

On behalf of the kids of Wisconsin I say to the teachers:

Please Please, for the kids sake….teach them, they NEEN you

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
February 18, 2011 13:44

Response to Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @:
And me and my friends, like, went with our teachers, cause, you know, like the mean governor was, like, you know, doing things that, like, our teachers don’t like and all, and we thought it was, like, so cool and all to get out of school, you know?

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
February 18, 2011 13:54

The Cap Times: Your progressive voice.

Yeah, there’s a credible source. :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:

February 18, 2011 14:30

With morbid fascination I watch this fight on the deck of the Titanic. Sooner rather than later, there will be little if anything for anybody. It’s coming, guaranteed, a simple mathematical extrapolation will answer any and all questions. Now I pay all of my medical and wifes medical, as in one hundred per cent..I have no retirment now, save social… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
February 18, 2011 14:59

And I wonder who the astroturfers are.

Oh but these were just spontaneous protests. :em01: :em99:

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous
February 18, 2011 15:45

I only asked you to read it for the context Oh, you mean this context? But Gov. Scott Walker is not making tough choices. He is making political choices, and they are designed not to balance budgets but to improve his political position and that of his party.Do right by Madison public employees Vote for candidates who oppose Walker’s moves… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
February 18, 2011 15:58

Sorry DJ but I am really tired of those that do not even know what is really going on saying things that are not true. The very teachers idiots that have failed to report for work, something that any of us would be fired for, do not even know what they are protesting. Look up the amount of money we… Read more »

February 18, 2011 16:13

Hell, just look at Kalifornia, my home turf, run by democrats with the most fucked up, indebted state in the union. We will go bust, it’s a given now, simply a matter of time. Democrats are destroyng our largest industry, agriculture, I live in the middle of it. Business is leavng the state, our population has dropped by half a… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
February 18, 2011 17:01

Critical thinking isn’t a natural thing with you, is it? Critical thinking is a natural thing with me, thank you very much. How do you propose paying for these private schools? Who are going to be the teachers? Do you just expect those with money will get an education and the remaining 80 percent just be poor peons? With the… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
February 18, 2011 17:09

Since DJ considers all left wing media as credible, will he commit blasphemy by discounting abc’s reportage that the WH is helping to foment the protests in Wisconsin?

Enquiring minds want to know.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
February 18, 2011 20:12

I DAMN SURE want to see Wirch get yanked out by his short and curlies.

Sir Guido Cabrone. LC, M.o.P.
Sir Guido Cabrone. LC, M.o.P.
February 19, 2011 06:45

Only one problem with Takin’ Rosalie t’Breakfast on a crowd o’ libs, Boss. Can you say ” blood borne pathogens”?

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL
February 19, 2011 09:57

These shitstains on the underwear of Humanity leave me cold. When I was working in a Union mill, we contributed to our medical plan, as were glad to have it. Anyone who bitched about it, was told to be just damn glad to have a job. Now there aren’t any mill jobs. Where were all the progressives when the working… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
February 19, 2011 12:45

“A strike of public employees manifests nothing less than an intent on their part to prevent or obstruct the operations of Government until their demands are satisfied. Such action, looking toward the paralysis of Government by those who have sworn to support it, is unthinkable and intolerable.”

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
February 19, 2011 14:53

UPDATE Doctors, or those posing as doctors, are handing out medical excuses en masse to striking teachers at the Capitol in Madison. http://maciverinstitute.com/2011/02/fake-doctors-notes-being-handed-out-at-wisconsin-gov-union-rally/ Anyone with connections to any Wisconsin school district, the Executive Branch in Wisconsin, or any Republican legislator should pass this on. If these are fake, the teachers need to be busted. If the “doctors” are real doctors,… Read more »

mousseman
mousseman
February 19, 2011 16:42

Response to NR Pax @:

Ah, you mean you could have a snowblower attachment on it? My inner eye already sees a red mist and some pieces flying out over the right side when you finally make it to their ranks. No bayonets. No bullets. Just a snow plow. :em93:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
February 19, 2011 20:38

A little history lesson. At the beginning of 1918, when Lenin dissolved the newly elected Constituent Assembly (He expected hsi Bolshies to win, but the workers voted for the wrong Party), the bureaucrats of the Petrograd government, in protest locked up their offices and went home with their keys. Lenin’s response? He sent in the Red Guards. The leaders were… Read more »