Save Us From Unionized Teachers

We found this over at your good friend Aggie’s place, Hookers and Booze, and promptly stole it:

We shan’t overly belabor that if the “smartest and brightest” are who’s responsible for the never-ending stream of “Einsteins” that our unionized Publik Skools churn out every year, then this nation is in a lot worse shape than we thought. Besides, Aggie makes that point better than we could.

It seems, though, that they’re not all “just too darn busy passing on their brilliant, immense wit to the lil’ ones”, in Buffalo, NY, they’re also quite busy getting nips, tucks and liposuctions all on the taxpayer’s dime. To the tune of almost $6 million/year. In a school district that’s projected to be $42 million in the hole for the year.

Yeah. That’s right. 1/7 of the total deficit is due to Little Johnny’s teacher having to have her boobs made bigger for free. But at least you Buffalo parents can console yourselves with the fact that Johnny might be getting some eye candy in return.

Still, it’s not quite as bad as the Wonder Teacher in Atlanta who got so dang frustrated with her 18-year-old student’s refusal to look at her during class, the disrespectful little snot, that she made up a jury-rigged neck brace forcing the brat to dang well look in her direction during class!

Problem with this brilliant solution from yet another one of those who really should be running the country if they weren’t so busy teaching kids was that the kid couldn’t look in her general direction due to, well, muscular dystrophy and cerebral palsy.

But at least Miss Super Teacher cured him of his affliction, right? Yes and no. You see, the reason that he was reluctant to properly pay his respects to his very own Madam Curie was that he couldn’t breathe when turned that way. Which didn’t change when he was forced by Miss Teacher of the Year to do so. So he, well, asphyxiated. Which cured him, to be sure! Miss Better Equipped than Anybody Else to Run the Country is sure to get a phone call from Ogabe now! She really, truly bent the cost curve!

Unless the parents win their suit, of course, which we somehow can’t see them not doing. Even though we much rather see the kid’s teacher, well, slowly asphyxiated. Make the punishment fit the crime, you know.

Pour encourager les autres.

Public Sector Unions. Is there anything they can’t do?

Thatisall.

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LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

Those who can’t do, teach! So, we have a bunch of incompetents wanting to instruct others on how to do something. This is NOT a condemnation of all teachers, as there are many who are competent and are teaching because they love the kids and the job. But, there are too many teachers who are teaching because they are incompetent… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

A suggestion (and it can only be a suggestion) to His Viciousness: that “Little Johnny” thing is obsolete & needs killin’.

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

LC Xystus says: A suggestion (and it can only be a suggestion) to His Viciousness: that “Little Johnny” thing is obsolete & needs killin’. Is that an update or more PC bull? We all have our own cute pet names for Mister Winky and reference many more when the topic arises. Can it be that hard to surrender the fluidity… Read more »

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Oops, wrong little “Little Johnny”, Xystus.
Please ignore my previous ejaculation.
Emperor Misha I:

…she made up a jury-rigged neck brace forcing the brat to dang well look in her direction during class!

Another narcissist poltroon who believes the radiance of her face will instill wisdom and understanding.
I’d pay for her Liposuction if they stick the suction wand in her ear.

Mark12A
Mark12A

I observed the phenomenon in college…if you couldn’t cut it in the college of engineering, you eventually ended up in education. The weird part of this is, while I’ve taught both undergraduates and graduate students (part time, to be sure, as an adjunct professor) I am not “qualified” to teach in the pube-lick schools. Apparently, utter dominance of the subject… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

There are good teachers, and good public servants, and good attorneys (stop laughing) … but the problem is not that the bad ones have fouled up the otherwise useful institutions that they both inhabit. The real problem is that the bad ones have corrupted and broken the institutions … rigged them to be endless cesspools where they (the bad ones)… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

Here in Austin, I would add the unionized Bus Drivers to the list of assholes protected by a fucking union. Just a couple examples to back my point. Awhile back the wife was riding the bus to work. The driver arrived at a stop, exchanged passengers, then shut the bus off (this was like September here and temps were mid-90s)… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

I once endured similar scenarios with my daughter…..the vice principal of her high school did not smile when he saw me coming. I wish now I had done more, for you see, in my mind beating that woman to death with a baseball bat would be a suitable penalty, or in my mind, a good gut shot, pack the wound… Read more »

The Irish Dragoness
The Irish Dragoness

Most of the teachers that I had growing up were excellent and now they are all retiring, which makes me very sad. After I went through my student teaching, while I was looking for a job, I subbed in my local district. There were a lot of new, young teachers who had no idea was classroom management was. Some of… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

I have been privy to the degradation of the Public School System during my own school years. You see, my parents were both teachers. Of the ‘Old School’. They took early retirement, with penalty, just to get out. They weren’t the only familial bail-outs: my Uncle, a Cousin, and my current Brother-In-Law, also bailed. Case in point: The new ‘progressive’… Read more »

bruce
bruce

the unions are a communist plague on america and should be out lawed along with pisslam.

Mike M
Mike M

Pour encourager les autres But maybe not by following the Port Angeles model. There, a teacher who admitted to molesting a child got sent home with a monitoring bracelet while a bunch of townsfolk cheered him on. Turns out the child in question was not a student, but his own son. That being the case, the judge concluded “I don’t… Read more »

redc1c4
redc1c4

it’s possible that the creator of this sticker and the owner of the car are just seriously sarcastic bastards like myself….

just sayin’

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

redc1c4 says:

it’s possible that the creator of this sticker and the owner of the car are just seriously sarcastic bastards like myself….
just sayin’

Except for the fact that it was on a Prius that also had a “Coexist” sticker on it. :em05:

bruce
bruce

how about those kansas city teachers who taught there negro students to light white students on fire.but that’s not racism or a hate crime plus the negro cops don’t want to arrest any negroes for setting whites on fire.

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian

BigDogg says:

Except for the fact that it was on a Prius that also had a “Coexist” sticker on it.

Maybe he’s very sarcastic? :em03: