Algae Fuel!

Because, let’s face it, who would know more about the potential of pond scum than Ogabe does?

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LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

President Pond Scum.
The legacy has quickened,, even lower, even slimier.

LC Draco
LC Draco

It is only gonna get crazier. Algae is only really good for food in the food chain.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

If only we could harness the hot air from Washington… :em01:

emily_nelson
emily_nelson

I know that this is obvious but let’s go back to what works: oil, gas & nuclear power!

LC Cheapshot @#1:
President Pondscum
Heh.

Mark12A
Mark12A

Zero is actually accomplishing one of this campaign promises…getting gas up to $5.00 per gallon. The last figure I heard was the Al G. Diesel (not mine; I think I stole it here…) was about 4.4 times as expensive as regular diesel…

Thanks for nothing, Obama. You asshole.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Just like the designer jeans craze of the eighties. Shitty, third-rate products that don’t match up to the traditional brands yet fetching a premium price from dimwits who prefer style over substance.

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

I can solve all of our energy problems. Every time I eat beef lo mein at the local Chinese hole in the wall, my ass spews enough methane to fuel a semi truck. Maybe I should just hook a tube up to the ass and fart myself to work.

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

Well….algae research has been going on for years and that includes using it for fuel. I don’t remember what I saw in the way of explanation. I believe it’s dried and burned directly. The little guys contain flammable oil-like substances. With that said we are decades and decades from even considering it’s use and prolly millenia from using it on… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

LC Jackboot IC/A says: The dumb fucks can’t or won’t tell the peeps out here that this kind of stuff is a loooooong time out. Research yanno takes many years normally to produce something viable. You know as long as we throw billions at a couple companies that friends of Obama are linked with, we will be able to get… Read more »

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

This reminds me of the man who used to be the worst president ever … Dhimmi Carter … and his “wear a sweater and turn the thermostat down” fireside chats.

Back then, enough people had the common sense to call the idiot an idiot.

Now …

FrankOK
FrankOK

BigDogg says: This reminds me of the man who used to be the worst president ever … Dhimmi Carter … and his “wear a sweater and turn the thermostat down” fireside chats. Back then, enough people had the common sense to call the idiot an idiot. Now … … calling an idiot an idiot would be considered racist – or… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

Racism: Opening your mouth to speak if you are right-of-center (even if you are the same race as the person you are speaking about).

BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)
BigDogg - Imperial Thread Killer (ITK)

FrankOK says:

… calling an idiot an idiot would be considered racist – or is that calling a spade a spade?

Call the spade a spade … I take great delight in spitting in the face of the politically correct.

Sadly … I don’t believe this spade is really an idiot. He is a deliberate and intentional saboteur.

Mark12A
Mark12A

LC Xealot says: I can solve all of our energy problems. Every time I eat beef lo mein at the local Chinese hole in the wall, my ass spews enough methane to fuel a semi truck. Maybe I should just hook a tube up to the ass and fart myself to work. I think the EPA Nazis would be all… Read more »

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

“Pond Scum”.
That pretty much describes the entire political ruling class of the Country. Regardless of affiliation.
But don’t forget, it’s the gas from the dregs at the bottom of the Pond, that buoy up the floating
scum.

Mike M
Mike M

Unless you’re running a Cummins, Dura-Max or Powerstroke under your hood this double-rectified swamp weed isn’t going to do you much good. It’s only good as diesel fuel. As far as any commercial application for it goes, there’s this… “US Navy paying $15/gallon for green fuel” … and that’s the cost that Murtha-ship-naming, Navy and Marine Corps subverting, Obama lackey… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Let’s skip the pond scum phase and go direct to soylent green, we have a surplus of corrupt politicians to feed the processors. All that hot air and crap will make for good fertilizer and energy production. If you don’t believe me, go read the articlcle from the UK where they plan to heat the local community swimming pool with… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

Green idiots are exactly that. If so-called “green” energy is more expensive, what that really means is more work has to be done to make it usable. If we follow that to its logical conclusion, that means it is less efficient. Less efficient, of course, means more waste. And lastly, more waste means.. less green. The best thing people can… Read more »

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel

So next we’ll be seeing these pond scum companies take tax dollars by the dump truck load and go bankrupt as soon ass they give the dhimmicrat pols their kickback just like Solyndra did!! What’s B. Hussein 0bama going to do now, appoint a pond scum czar?

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

LC Proud Infidel @ #20: So help me, Proud Infidel, if he DOES then I’m coming after you because you gave him the idea!! (I wouldn’t put it past the Marxist-Golfer-in-Chief, actually…) #19, Xealot – anybody with half a brain would take the time to actually do a cost analysis of what the latest-and-greatest actually costs in terms of time… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

LC Jackboot IC/A says: Well….algae research has been going on for years and that includes using it for fuel. I don’t remember what I saw in the way of explanation. I believe it’s dried and burned directly. The little guys contain flammable oil-like substances. With that said we are decades and decades from even considering it’s use and prolly millenia… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Wouldn’t it have been refreshing to see Stephanopoulos, Gregory, or anyone else on the left, take as intense an interest in Barack Obama’s long relationships with his hate-mongering pastor, Jeremiah Wright or admitted terrorists Bill Ayers and his wife Bernadine Dohrn as they have in Rick Santorum’s personal views on birth control? And wouldn’t it be nice, just once, to… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

Unless you’re running a Cummins, Dura-Max or Powerstroke under your hood this double-rectified swamp weed isn’t going to do you much good. It’s only good as diesel fuel. And that would only be if you are willing to void the warranty on said vehicle. At the risk of burning his Emperors bandwidth, Let me yammer here a little about the… Read more »