Your Apology, Hamid? Any Time Now… Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock…

It just keeps getting “better” (h/t LC readerjp):

Two U.S. soldiers were gunned down last week at a base in eastern Afghanistan by a man wearing an Afghan National Army uniform.

The man who shot two military officers Saturday at the interior ministry was a junior intelligence officer with ties to a Pakistani religious school, an Afghan counter-terrorism official said.

The gunman was identified as Abdul Saboor, an employee in the ministry’s intelligence department, according to the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to release the information.

Is that so? So let’s see if we get this right: Some putrid prick-pustule pisslamist puke from the Afghan Army that we trained and armed, that wouldn’t even exist if it hadn’t been for our blood and treasure, some goat-humping savage barbarian who’d be hiding out from the Taliban that we liberated them from went and murdered two of our officers in cold blood because we burned books the pisslamist pig-molesters themselves had defaced…

And WE’RE the ones owing somebody an apology???

Fuck YOU, Comrade Barack Petukh Hussein O-bow-and-scrape-ma!

It’s time to follow the Imperial Three-Step:

1) Withdraw all our and allied personnel.
2) Turn Ashcanistan into a glass-covered, radioactive parking lot.
3) Issue a press statement to the world saying only this: “And we’ve got plenty more where THAT came from! Questions?”

Thatisall.

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simonwise
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simonwise

I agree 100% with your analysis and the remedy, Emperor.

Af-goat-fuck-astan ain’t worth one American life. It’s time to pull everyone out and launch a couple dozen nuke cruise missiles at the population.

About the only collateral damage I object to is the poor livestock.

The world will be better off when the human trash is turned into ashes.

LC Xystus
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He wouldn’t have been hiding out from the Talibastards, since he evidently was one of their type.

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
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Does this mean the world gets another round of bowing, semen slurping and rim jobs from King Obongo the Kenyan Klingon fucker?

redc1c4
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not to be any more old school than necessary, but i’d like to point out that a nice, even and thick coating of VX would take care of most of the problems there.

just sayin’…

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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FrJim, Imperial Chaplain

Ah, yes! Blame America First!

I believe the current administration’s approach to foreign policy (which seems quite similar to that of Jimmy Carter) may sufficiently irritate the American public enough to get us back on track as a nation.

The cycle is startling:

1970s: Maligned Republican President is hated by the Left, who pin on him an unpopular war and push him to end it at all costs. A moderate RINO runs in the next election and is clobbered by a relatively unknown and unproven Democrat who screws up so bad he is handily crushed by a Conservative after one term.

2000s: Maligned Republican President is hated by the Left, who pin on him an unpopular war and push him to end it at all costs. A moderate RINO runs in the next election and is clobbered by a relatively unknown and unproven Democrat who screws up so bad he is handily crushed by a Conservative after one term.

May this observation be prescient.

-Jim+

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter
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“May this observation be prescient.

-Jim+”

From your keyboard to God’s ear, Padre.

L.O.R. Ankle biter
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L.O.R. Ankle biter

Get this. Via Atlas, Pakistan: Thousands of Qurans Dumped in Raw Sewage Canal – Atlas Shrugs
No, we did not do it, though sometimes I wish we had. According to the text, which she quotes from another source, they do it themselves and some poor bastard drains the canals and tries to clean them several times a year. His lament: They do not use recycled paper when printing them and he thinks it might make them easier to clean. Where’s the outrage about them being in a shitty situation in the first place? Guess it’s OK if they do it themselves.

She has a video, but I’m blind and can’t see what’s going on. It is not in English. It is also very, very loud. Have the volume switch handy on your speakers or keyboard.

L.O.R. Ankle biter
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L.O.R. Ankle biter

All right… Flubbed the link the first time. Got an error when I tried to click the trackback and test it after posting, so let’s try one directly to the entry. Yes, I really am obsessive enough to check that a link works after I post it even when I copy the address directly from the site in question.
Pakistan: Thousands of Qurans Dumped in Raw Sewage Canal – Atlas Shrugs
If this one fails I will not spam you with more attempts to correct. It is easy enough to find on her site.

Lady H
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Send them at least a bill from the American Taxpayers for all of the money we have spent on that ungrateful country. If we had any real leaders right now, they’d do that.

Maybe they deserved the Taliban after all.

I say we get out now but not without some “noise”.

Lady H
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And as one texter to a talk show said today, where is their outrage when Sunni Muslims blow up Shi’ite mosques? I’m sure there are Qurans in there!

Mark12A
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Mark12A

I think we should pin our demand for an apology and reparations on the nose cap of a Minuteman III and set it for an airburst over Karzai’s palace.

Sortie #2 can go to the ka’aba. Give them something to really whine about.

FrankOK
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redc1c4 says:

not to be any more old school than necessary, but i’d like to point out that a nice, even and thick coating of VX would take care of most of the problems there.

just sayin’…

… but think of the poor camels, man …

VAconservative
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VAconservative

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain @ #:

Where’s the conservative in the race?

LC Xealot
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This picture says it all.

LC Xealot
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Igor, Imperial Booby
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Igor, Imperial Booby

The Religion of Perpetual Outrage is only outraged when it suits them – to do otherwise would subject them to much-needed ridicule and scorn, which they so rightly deserve… :em07:

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher

LC Xealot says:

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They have it very wrong, that is a highly motivational poster. I have always had respect for General Pershing, now he is high on my list of favorite people.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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Fuck bills. I want these motherfuckers dead. Every last one of them. I want to see every fucking muslim in this world destroyed. I am past the point of tolerance with these assholes. I’m past patience. They’ve killed enough of our heroes, and it’s time for them to die.

BTW – Jim – Talked to Mike yesterday. One of the Soldiers killed the other day – the Major – was a friend of ours. We deployed together in 2007. This is not helping Mike’s demeanor, if you know what I mean.

LC PrimEviL
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by a man wearing an Afghan National Army uniform.

Oh, how slippery are the MsM. They try to distance the perp from any official office.
One wonders, if an American soldier went bonkers, would the MsM say:
“A man wearing an American army uniform”.?
Avoid the reality that the perp was one of our “allies”, armed, trained, and dressed at American taxpayer expense.

{fantasy sarc/on
‘Mr. Secretary, call a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.”
(it was done)
“Gentlemen, as your Commander-in-Chief, I will keep this brief. Activate all operational units of B-52’s, B-1B’s, and B2’s, for immediate deployment to Afghanistan. Your mission, Gentlemen, is endless ’round the clock bombing
of the entire AO, until ordered otherwise.”
{fantasy sarc/off

LC Spare Parts
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LC Spare Parts

First drop a few FAE’s on the poppy fields. These people are just like Demoncrats: allergic to civilization.

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @ #:

I remember MAJ Marchanti, but didn’t know him very well. I do remember he was helping out the active guys when we were getting ready for Warfighter ’03. He was working in the 2 shop while I was in 3 shop (Plans). But he was one of the Blue and Gray and one of ours.

RIP Sir.

LC Scott
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Send them a bill, For the match and gasoline.

There is my appoligee.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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LC Light29ID @ #:
Yep. He was one of ours. Just a Captain when we deployed. I’m so fucking angry, I can’t see straight.