“Dear Hamid…”

It seems like the Imperial Consigliere has offered up some consiglierying pro bono to Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure regarding the proper response to Karzai’s whining and screeching over American troops burning Haji Message Delivery Systems.

Unfortunately, SCOAMF didn’t make use of the generous offer.

But WE would have. Oh yes indeed we would!

Thatisall.

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of apologies, here’s one that we wholly endorse:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEctbGSkkw[/youtube]

His Imperial Majesty is sorry too. He’s sorry that we wasted untold billions of taxpayer funds and, what’s infinitely worse, American lives trying to bring your fucking miserable hell hole of a backwards heap of barbarian shit into, at the very least, the 12th century. His Imperial Majesty is sorry because a few ICBMs would have achieved more than that at a fraction of the cost and we would never, EVER have had to waste a moment of time on the sensibilities of your newly created field of glowing glass. We’re sorry that you’re still sucking air, and we’re enormously sorry that we, somehow, gave you the impression that we give a flying fuck at a rolling donut whether you live or die.

I, like hundreds of thousands, lost somebody whom I grew up with, served with and had beers with because he volunteered to try to drag your pile of manure of a country, kicking and screaming, out of the 6th century. He left behind a wife and three daughters. He died, not in combat with the enemy which is something that a soldier can relate to and accept, it’s part of the job, but while on patrol in one of the sad excuses for human habitats that you ignorant savages call towns. He wasn’t threatening anybody, he wasn’t “kicking in doors in the middle of the night, terrorizing women and children” as the Democrat Socialist Workers’ Party of the United States like to characterize our troops’ heroic efforts, he was just trying to make sure that nobody was getting killed. Until one of the pigs that you’re SOOOOO concerned about decided that it would be right and proper to blow him and his fellow troopers up.

We’re sorry that that happened. We’re sorry that every single soul involved in that massacre wasn’t tortured to death in ways that the human mind is unable to comprehend. We’re sorry that your vile, barbarian death cult of a “faith” hasn’t been banned with an automatic death penalty to whomever might even think about saying a nice word about it. We’re sorry that our good friend’s daughters will have to grow up without a father because your countrymen didn’t have, and never had, the guts to fight.

We’re even more sorry that Washington DC is populated entirely by limp-wristed, metrosexual fucks who are fundamentally incapable of correcting that particular misunderstanding, but we can promise you that it won’t always be so. So, if we were you, we’d just take the money and run for the nearest cave. Perhaps, PERHAPS if you lie low for long enough and play dead, we WON’T remember all of the insufferable bullshit you put us through for well over a decade.

Then again, perhaps we will remember. Either way, we don’t give a fuck, you pedophile pile of prick drippings.

Thatisall.

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LC BOATS
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LC BOATS

How about –dear Hamid fuck you we will just take all our toys and go home now bye bye.

redc1c4
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“That?” /tone of surprise

“Oh that’s VX. We decided your country would look better in monochrome, it’s the latest style, and wouldn’t you know it but your old friends the Russians just happened to have enough left over to paint your entire country in matching tints.

you are so lucky, you will just LOVE this new look.

:em05:

angrywebmaster
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I just posted this video on my blog with a link back here of course. I also found a nice cartoon to compliment this fine, upstanding American woman.

Pity it doesn’t make the cokehead in chief look all that good. :em07:

Wildtype
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Wildtype

Could we get the Imperial Webmaster to whip-up some kind of a page with a genuine digital on-line Koran and a method for members to log in and do a “virtual burn”? Just imagine the possibilities………………

LC Draco
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I am sorry that I dropped a Koran on the ground in Iraq, picked it up, spit on it and put it back on the Iraqi’s bunk. Hey, I had to spit on it to get the dirt off of it!! :em01:

irish19
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irish19

What a beautiful smackdown that was! My hat’s off to her!

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

There seems to be nothing that radical Islamists can do to get Barack Obama’s attention in a negative way,” Gingrich said, “and he is consistently apologizing to people who do not deserve the apology of the president of the United States, period.”

Obama sent a letter to Afghan President Hamid Karzai in which he wrote, “I wish to express my deep regret for the reported incident. I extend to you and the Afghan people my sincere apologies,” according to the New York Times, quoting Karzai’s press office. Obama did not release the text of what it called a three-page letter on a “host of issues” between the two countries, “several sentences of which relate to this issue,” the Times reported.

But Gingrich, who consistently accuses Obama of minimizing the threat of radical Islamic terrorists, accused the president of “(refusing) to defend the integrity and the lives of the people who serve under him.”

” If Hamid Karzai, the president of Afghanistan, doesn’t feel like apologizing, then we should say, ‘Goodbye and good luck, we don’t need to be here risking our lives and wasting our money on somebody who doesn’t care.'”

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
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Could we get the Imperial Webmaster to whip-up some kind of a page with a genuine digital on-line Koran and a method for members to log in and do a “virtual burn”? Just imagine the possibilities………………

Already been done. Why waste time reinventing the wheel when you can get your inner pyro on?

FrankOK
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LC Sir Crunchie posted a photo a number of years ago that was fitting then and still is today of the leftovers from a pig hunt.

As for Karzai – shove his cocksucker hat up his ass followed by his green Dracula cape, then give him the same “burial” as bin Fishfood (which is a very wordy description of how the Navy sends its garbage to the bottom of the sea).

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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LC Gladiator says:

nothing that radical Islamists can do to get Barack Obama’s attention in a negative way

That’s because it IS a raghead itself. Simple enough.

BC, Imperial Torturer
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There needs to be a mass-burning of that Pedophile Profit’s Porn Pages™… at several million degrees Kelvin. Pull every last one of our troops out and glass over the poppy fields from border-to-border. Hard to make opium-producing crops through irradiated glass.

angrywebmaster
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I was just reading Baen’s Bar subgroup Kratskeller. I posted my link there and just had to copy the response one of the denizens asked when he saw my original posting:

Why is that ^@#^#%@$@$#!#()&#@%^@!$%@& country not a self-lighting glass parking lot yet?

:em08:

And that is a very good question.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Barack Obama made matters worse when he publicly apologized to Hamid Karzai, and the Muslim world, for the Koran burnings. Once again Obama is groveling in subservience to an ideology, that for all intents and purposes, wants to destroy not only Western Civilization but eventually conquer the whole world for Islam. Our military leaders had already apologized for the Koran burnings and Obama’s second and unnecessary apology caused a spike in violence and deaths after he did so.

Where is the outrage by Obama for the soldiers killed by these savages? Obama is obviously more concerned about appeasing savage Muslims than he is about our own US soldiers killed because a few Korans were burned after discovering they contained “secret messages” passed between al-Qaeda operatives. Besides, Muslims knowingly or unknowingly burn Korans on a regular basis when they bomb Mosques and other Islamic structures in the battle between Shia and Sunnis Muslims? Where is the outrage by Muslims over other Muslims bombing Mosques and destroying the Korans that fill them? It is disingenuous for Muslims to riot and kill innocent people when their own believers do the same thing – on a much broader scale – and yet nothing is done?

Once again Barack Obama has blatantly shown that he cares more about appeasing a destructive ideology than he cares about the American people, of whom he is supposed to be the President over. Obama is an anti-American, anti-capitalist (the same free market principles that have made the United States of America the greatest nation in the history of mankind), even as he bows in subservience to dictators and communist thugs (and now we see the corrupt Hamid Karzai as well) as he continues his world “apology” tour, castigating the United States and our allies, while he props up and defends our enemies and in this case the savages who are killing our troops and other innocent lives in the name of Islam’s Allah. Which Barack Obama is apparently okay with because he has yet to denounce the killing of our soldiers and the other innocent lives that have been lost by these Muslim savages which seek to kill anyone who disagrees with Islam or that burns a few of their books because they were being used to secretly pass messages – in an attempt to find ways to kill more Americans or anyone else who won’t bow to their ruthless ideology.

Barack Obama should be impeached and then ordered to move out of the country he regularly vilifies and divides for his own political purposes. He would probably feel much more at home in Afghanistan or some other rouge terrorist nation that seeks the destruction of the United States, since he is basically anti-American himself and demeans the country and its citizens on what seems to be a regular basis. And we wouldn’t have to listen to him apologizing for America any more. That in itself would be worth his plane ticket out of here.

readerjp
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readerjp

Afghan Pedophilia: A way of life, say U.S. soldiers and journalists

Apologists say that Bacha Bazi or ‘Boy Play’ is a very old cultural practice in Afghanistan and part of that nation’s mainstream.

Citing the Afghanistan strategy review, Vice President Joe Biden reported “great progress” in the counterterrorism effort that has significantly degraded al-Qaeda and the Taliban, particularly their leadership. Lagging behind, he said, is progress on the counterinsurgency front – eliminating terrorist safe havens in Pakistan and building a stable Afghan government.

However, not once did Biden – nor Defense Secretary Leon Panetta — mention Afghanistan’s dirty secret – a large number of pedophiles and pederasts among the Afghan male population.

Pedophilia is a widely-accepted practice in southern Afghanistan, where “boys are given to older men for the sexual gratification of the elder and the sexual education of the child,” say many returning U.S. troops.

Apologists say that Bacha Bazi or ‘Boy Play’ is a very old cultural practice in Afghanistan and part of that nation’s mainstream.

When U.S. officials such as President Barack Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta discuss the war in Afghanistan and make claims of success in that fledgling democracy, one issue that’s avoided is the widespread sexual intercourse between Afghan men and young boys. In non- diplomatic terms, Afghanistan is a haven for child rape, according to several American military officers just returning from the frontlines of the Global War on Terrorism.

http://www.examiner.com/law-enforcement-in-national/afghan-pedophilia-a-way-of-life-say-u-s-soldiers-and-journalists?CID=examiner_alerts_article

It gets worse from there.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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I, like hundreds of thousands, lost somebody whom I grew up with, served with and had beers with because he volunteered to try to drag your pile of manure of a country, kicking and screaming, out of the 6th century. He left behind a wife and three daughters.

I know a couple of young Marines who were KIA in the WoT, they were both students at the high school where I used to teach. I find myself increasingly asking “what the hell are doing over there?”….yes, I support the tenants of the mission and by that I mean I 100% support the reason we went over to those shit holes. But, we are not being allowed to win.

I got into a FB debate, granted it was one that I started, about this very topic. My point being the same one that the Emperor so clearly pointed out:

It

seems like the Imperial Consigliere has offered up some consiglierying pro bono to Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure regarding the proper response to Karzai’s whining and screeching over American troops burning Haji Message Delivery Systems.

the practitioners of the bestial cult known as islam were using their alleged holy book as a code book, they had already desecrated that unholy text……we burned it after it had been violated. NO one wants to address that point.

It’s time we get the hell out of Afghanistan, they don’t want to be part of a modern civil society so let’s leave them to rot in their own primitive filth. But, let’s do the world a favor first, nuke all the poppy fields before we leave. Poison the ground where they plant those poppies with radiation so nothing grows there for hundreds of years. We do that, we eliminate a large chunk of the opiate supply that ruins so many lives and we take away the talibans cash cow. We can win it that way

Do it for Cpl Nathan Wood and Lance Corporal Shane Swanberg, heroes and fine young men whose deaths mean nothing to the apes rioting over there in their primitive rage.

LC HJ Caveman82952
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Jaybear….political machinations in no way lessen the sacrifice these young men gave……..I remember thinking about that after we left ‘Nam, thinking of my buddy who died there……..their service was noble, it was our craven government….

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher

A Carthaginian solution appeals to me also, brutal, effective, permanent, and in the long run merciful. After seeing that kind of solution invoked, I am sure that other mooslimes would be much more unlikely to do something that could cause a repeat.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

Jaybear….political machinations in no way lessen the sacrifice these young men gave……..I remember thinking about that after we left ‘Nam, thinking of my buddy who died there……..their service was noble, it was our craven government….

it certainly was Brudda, it just angers me like not much else does to think that they died so young and theirs and their families sacrifice is so callously tossed aside by an appeasing government.

Cannon Fodder
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Cannon Fodder

Holy fuck! I love the chick in that video! She didn’t say everything that needed to be said, but it was a spectacular start! :em01: :em01:

LC Xystus
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One quote from the Consigliere‘s page seems particularly apt:

the land of 4 X 4s, Big Macs, bacon, beers, booze, boobs, and the freedom to indulge or refrain from each and everyone as much as we each desire.

It’s about choice.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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A Soldier I knew and admired and with whom I deployed in 2007 was one of the troops killed by those swine-humping assmonkeys in Afghanistan over that fucking book. If there is a hell, I hope these motherfuckers are wrapped in bacon and toasted for eternity.

RIP Bob Marchanti.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

WHY are we even still there??? We got Sadamm and bin Laden, theres no oil for the lefties to crow about. Defoiliate the poppy fields and BRING OUR BOYS HOME. The Ragheads arent worth one more life.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

Three days after President Barack Obama dispatched his ambassador to Afghanistan to hand deliver a personal letter from the president of the United States to Afghan President Hamid Karzai apologizing because U.S. forces at Bagram Air Force Base had mistakenly burnt some Korans, Karzai has responded to the gesture in a statement broadcast live on Afghan television.

Karzai, according to a BBC translation of his remarks made Sunday, told the Afghan people he was speaking to them after discussing the matter with “jihadi leaders,” “prominent scholars,” and Afghan elected officials, and that he spoke for the “pure sentiments” of the “Afghan nation” and the “Islamic world,” when he said: “We call on the US government to bring the perpetrators of the act to justice and put them on trial and punish them.”

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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LC Gladiator says:

“We call on the US government to bring the perpetrators of the act to justice and put them on trial and punish them.”

Not a bad idea. After a few handwriting comparisons,, we’ll find out just who wrote on ’em and throw them to the hogs.

Next.

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
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I was over at BiW’s page for the first time to see his rant. It was memorable indeed. And since some of the finer minds of the Right Blogosphere apparently frequent the place, I found myself following links. Francis Porretto laid it out beautifully, in far more detail. And as to the question at the end, given the current cast of characters, I would look to the North West.

http://www.eternityroad.info/index.php/weblog/single/the_smoking_quran/

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

Tallulah
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Tallulah

LC Gladiator: “rouge terrorist nation“: I love it.

They are rouge, and rogue, aren’t they? And while I’m thinking about terminology, I’m getting damn sick and tired of people calling moslems “islamists,” as if there were a DIFFERENCE. And yeah, they’re all assholes.

Anyone see ACT OF VALOR yet? Boffo box office this weekend, which is OUTSTANDING.

Tallulah
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Tallulah

And I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but HUSSEIN is … yes … a MOSLEM himself. Of COURSE he’s on our enemies’ side.

Boy, the Manchurian Candidate is actually in the White House. Staggering that our so-called fellow citizens actually voted for this treasonous fuck.

We’ve got a hard and stony row to hoe, friends.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
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“We call on the US government to bring the perpetrators of the act to justice and put them on trial and punish them.”

I agree. Give us the cowardly murdering swine, and we’ll be happy to try him before running him through a woodchipper with pig entrails and bury the slurry in an unmarked grave.

Cannon Fodder
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Cannon Fodder

I saw a video not long ago regarding the poppy growing in Afghanistan. One of the farmers asked the “reporter” how else was he supposed to feed his family? Umm, I don’t know …. grow some vegetables, ….. MAYBE?!?!?!?

LC PrimEviL
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Now that was quite a rant. My hat is off to the lady. I stand humbled by the clarity and directness
of her delivery.

As for the faux ‘outrage’ of the Muslim morass, faux it is. The Holy Koran had been defaced, a sacrilege. Where are the cries to bring the perpetrators of that outrageous blasphemy to Islamic justice?

LC PrimEviL
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Afterthought:
If said Korans were filled with the covert scribblings of our sworn enemies, why weren’t they
whisked off to the intell wonks for translation and collation? Something here stinks, and it isn’t the fish I had for dinner.

readerjp
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readerjp

Afghan Policeman Abdul Saboor Salangi Accused Of Shooting 2 Americans In Back Of The Head
By Jim Hoft
HumanEvents.com

Abdul Saboor Salangi, 25, a junior Afghan intelligence officer with ties to a Pakistani religious school, was accused of shooting two US officials in the back of the head in the Interior Ministry Building in Kabul yesterday.

The two officers, reported to be a colonel and a major, were found dead in a room inside the interior ministry that was used only by foreigners and secured with combination locks. They had been shot in the back of the head.

Cannon Fodder
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Cannon Fodder

Sire, I feel that the Imperial Praetorian Guard Officers solutions are much more useful a tool to stop the idiocy than my own. Thank them for me. :em05:

angrywebmaster
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You know, a lot of people are saying we should pull out. I think we should as well, Of course we should leave Afghanistan in better condition then when we arrive.
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I therefor suggest that as we pull out, we nuke anything that looks interesting. A nice glassy self lighting parking lot would be a definite improvement to whats there now.
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