“Dear Hamid…”

It seems like the Imperial Consigliere has offered up some consiglierying pro bono to Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure regarding the proper response to Karzai’s whining and screeching over American troops burning Haji Message Delivery Systems.

Unfortunately, SCOAMF didn’t make use of the generous offer.

But WE would have. Oh yes indeed we would!

Thatisall.

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of apologies, here’s one that we wholly endorse:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYEctbGSkkw[/youtube]

His Imperial Majesty is sorry too. He’s sorry that we wasted untold billions of taxpayer funds and, what’s infinitely worse, American lives trying to bring your fucking miserable hell hole of a backwards heap of barbarian shit into, at the very least, the 12th century. His Imperial Majesty is sorry because a few ICBMs would have achieved more than that at a fraction of the cost and we would never, EVER have had to waste a moment of time on the sensibilities of your newly created field of glowing glass. We’re sorry that you’re still sucking air, and we’re enormously sorry that we, somehow, gave you the impression that we give a flying fuck at a rolling donut whether you live or die.

I, like hundreds of thousands, lost somebody whom I grew up with, served with and had beers with because he volunteered to try to drag your pile of manure of a country, kicking and screaming, out of the 6th century. He left behind a wife and three daughters. He died, not in combat with the enemy which is something that a soldier can relate to and accept, it’s part of the job, but while on patrol in one of the sad excuses for human habitats that you ignorant savages call towns. He wasn’t threatening anybody, he wasn’t “kicking in doors in the middle of the night, terrorizing women and children” as the Democrat Socialist Workers’ Party of the United States like to characterize our troops’ heroic efforts, he was just trying to make sure that nobody was getting killed. Until one of the pigs that you’re SOOOOO concerned about decided that it would be right and proper to blow him and his fellow troopers up.

We’re sorry that that happened. We’re sorry that every single soul involved in that massacre wasn’t tortured to death in ways that the human mind is unable to comprehend. We’re sorry that your vile, barbarian death cult of a “faith” hasn’t been banned with an automatic death penalty to whomever might even think about saying a nice word about it. We’re sorry that our good friend’s daughters will have to grow up without a father because your countrymen didn’t have, and never had, the guts to fight.

We’re even more sorry that Washington DC is populated entirely by limp-wristed, metrosexual fucks who are fundamentally incapable of correcting that particular misunderstanding, but we can promise you that it won’t always be so. So, if we were you, we’d just take the money and run for the nearest cave. Perhaps, PERHAPS if you lie low for long enough and play dead, we WON’T remember all of the insufferable bullshit you put us through for well over a decade.

Then again, perhaps we will remember. Either way, we don’t give a fuck, you pedophile pile of prick drippings.

Thatisall.

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LC BOATS
LC BOATS

How about –dear Hamid fuck you we will just take all our toys and go home now bye bye.

redc1c4
redc1c4

“That?” /tone of surprise

“Oh that’s VX. We decided your country would look better in monochrome, it’s the latest style, and wouldn’t you know it but your old friends the Russians just happened to have enough left over to paint your entire country in matching tints.

you are so lucky, you will just LOVE this new look.

:em05:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I just posted this video on my blog with a link back here of course. I also found a nice cartoon to compliment this fine, upstanding American woman.

Pity it doesn’t make the cokehead in chief look all that good. :em07:

Wildtype
Wildtype

Could we get the Imperial Webmaster to whip-up some kind of a page with a genuine digital on-line Koran and a method for members to log in and do a “virtual burn”? Just imagine the possibilities………………

LC Draco
LC Draco

I am sorry that I dropped a Koran on the ground in Iraq, picked it up, spit on it and put it back on the Iraqi’s bunk. Hey, I had to spit on it to get the dirt off of it!! :em01:

irish19
irish19

What a beautiful smackdown that was! My hat’s off to her!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

There seems to be nothing that radical Islamists can do to get Barack Obama’s attention in a negative way,” Gingrich said, “and he is consistently apologizing to people who do not deserve the apology of the president of the United States, period.” Obama sent a letter to Afghan President Hamid Karzai in which he wrote, “I wish to express my… Read more »

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere

Could we get the Imperial Webmaster to whip-up some kind of a page with a genuine digital on-line Koran and a method for members to log in and do a “virtual burn”? Just imagine the possibilities………………

Already been done. Why waste time reinventing the wheel when you can get your inner pyro on?

FrankOK
FrankOK

LC Sir Crunchie posted a photo a number of years ago that was fitting then and still is today of the leftovers from a pig hunt. As for Karzai – shove his cocksucker hat up his ass followed by his green Dracula cape, then give him the same “burial” as bin Fishfood (which is a very wordy description of how… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Gladiator says:

nothing that radical Islamists can do to get Barack Obama’s attention in a negative way

That’s because it IS a raghead itself. Simple enough.

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

There needs to be a mass-burning of that Pedophile Profit’s Porn Pages™… at several million degrees Kelvin. Pull every last one of our troops out and glass over the poppy fields from border-to-border. Hard to make opium-producing crops through irradiated glass.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I was just reading Baen’s Bar subgroup Kratskeller. I posted my link there and just had to copy the response one of the denizens asked when he saw my original posting:

Why is that ^@#^#%@$@$#!#()&#@%^@!$%@& country not a self-lighting glass parking lot yet?

:em08:

And that is a very good question.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Barack Obama made matters worse when he publicly apologized to Hamid Karzai, and the Muslim world, for the Koran burnings. Once again Obama is groveling in subservience to an ideology, that for all intents and purposes, wants to destroy not only Western Civilization but eventually conquer the whole world for Islam. Our military leaders had already apologized for the Koran… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Afghan Pedophilia: A way of life, say U.S. soldiers and journalists Apologists say that Bacha Bazi or ‘Boy Play’ is a very old cultural practice in Afghanistan and part of that nation’s mainstream. Citing the Afghanistan strategy review, Vice President Joe Biden reported “great progress” in the counterterrorism effort that has significantly degraded al-Qaeda and the Taliban, particularly their leadership.… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

I, like hundreds of thousands, lost somebody whom I grew up with, served with and had beers with because he volunteered to try to drag your pile of manure of a country, kicking and screaming, out of the 6th century. He left behind a wife and three daughters. I know a couple of young Marines who were KIA in the… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Jaybear….political machinations in no way lessen the sacrifice these young men gave……..I remember thinking about that after we left ‘Nam, thinking of my buddy who died there……..their service was noble, it was our craven government….

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

A Carthaginian solution appeals to me also, brutal, effective, permanent, and in the long run merciful. After seeing that kind of solution invoked, I am sure that other mooslimes would be much more unlikely to do something that could cause a repeat.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC HJ Caveman82952 says: Jaybear….political machinations in no way lessen the sacrifice these young men gave……..I remember thinking about that after we left ‘Nam, thinking of my buddy who died there……..their service was noble, it was our craven government…. it certainly was Brudda, it just angers me like not much else does to think that they died so young and… Read more »

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder

Holy fuck! I love the chick in that video! She didn’t say everything that needed to be said, but it was a spectacular start! :em01: :em01:

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

One quote from the Consigliere‘s page seems particularly apt:

the land of 4 X 4s, Big Macs, bacon, beers, booze, boobs, and the freedom to indulge or refrain from each and everyone as much as we each desire.

It’s about choice.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

A Soldier I knew and admired and with whom I deployed in 2007 was one of the troops killed by those swine-humping assmonkeys in Afghanistan over that fucking book. If there is a hell, I hope these motherfuckers are wrapped in bacon and toasted for eternity.

RIP Bob Marchanti.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

WHY are we even still there??? We got Sadamm and bin Laden, theres no oil for the lefties to crow about. Defoiliate the poppy fields and BRING OUR BOYS HOME. The Ragheads arent worth one more life.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Three days after President Barack Obama dispatched his ambassador to Afghanistan to hand deliver a personal letter from the president of the United States to Afghan President Hamid Karzai apologizing because U.S. forces at Bagram Air Force Base had mistakenly burnt some Korans, Karzai has responded to the gesture in a statement broadcast live on Afghan television. Karzai, according to… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

LC Gladiator says:

“We call on the US government to bring the perpetrators of the act to justice and put them on trial and punish them.”

Not a bad idea. After a few handwriting comparisons,, we’ll find out just who wrote on ’em and throw them to the hogs.

Next.

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

I was over at BiW’s page for the first time to see his rant. It was memorable indeed. And since some of the finer minds of the Right Blogosphere apparently frequent the place, I found myself following links. Francis Porretto laid it out beautifully, in far more detail. And as to the question at the end, given the current cast… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

LC Gladiator: “rouge terrorist nation“: I love it.

They are rouge, and rogue, aren’t they? And while I’m thinking about terminology, I’m getting damn sick and tired of people calling moslems “islamists,” as if there were a DIFFERENCE. And yeah, they’re all assholes.

Anyone see ACT OF VALOR yet? Boffo box office this weekend, which is OUTSTANDING.

Tallulah
Tallulah

And I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but HUSSEIN is … yes … a MOSLEM himself. Of COURSE he’s on our enemies’ side.

Boy, the Manchurian Candidate is actually in the White House. Staggering that our so-called fellow citizens actually voted for this treasonous fuck.

We’ve got a hard and stony row to hoe, friends.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere
Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere

“We call on the US government to bring the perpetrators of the act to justice and put them on trial and punish them.”

I agree. Give us the cowardly murdering swine, and we’ll be happy to try him before running him through a woodchipper with pig entrails and bury the slurry in an unmarked grave.

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder

I saw a video not long ago regarding the poppy growing in Afghanistan. One of the farmers asked the “reporter” how else was he supposed to feed his family? Umm, I don’t know …. grow some vegetables, ….. MAYBE?!?!?!?

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

Now that was quite a rant. My hat is off to the lady. I stand humbled by the clarity and directness
of her delivery.

As for the faux ‘outrage’ of the Muslim morass, faux it is. The Holy Koran had been defaced, a sacrilege. Where are the cries to bring the perpetrators of that outrageous blasphemy to Islamic justice?

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

Afterthought:
If said Korans were filled with the covert scribblings of our sworn enemies, why weren’t they
whisked off to the intell wonks for translation and collation? Something here stinks, and it isn’t the fish I had for dinner.

readerjp
readerjp

Afghan Policeman Abdul Saboor Salangi Accused Of Shooting 2 Americans In Back Of The Head By Jim Hoft HumanEvents.com Abdul Saboor Salangi, 25, a junior Afghan intelligence officer with ties to a Pakistani religious school, was accused of shooting two US officials in the back of the head in the Interior Ministry Building in Kabul yesterday. The two officers, reported… Read more »

Cannon Fodder
Cannon Fodder

Sire, I feel that the Imperial Praetorian Guard Officers solutions are much more useful a tool to stop the idiocy than my own. Thank them for me. :em05:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

You know, a lot of people are saying we should pull out. I think we should as well, Of course we should leave Afghanistan in better condition then when we arrive. I therefor suggest that as we pull out, we nuke anything that looks interesting. A nice glassy self lighting parking lot would be a definite improvement to whats there… Read more »