Allahpundit and Hot Gas About Pissing their Pants Now

You know that when, on the night of president SCOAMF’s state of his diapers address, Allahpundit digs out a story about Nancy Lugosi’s allegations from last December about “secrets” she know about Newt Gingrich that she was about to violate the law by talking about, a story that didn’t get much traction back then because, well, who’s this “Newt” fellow anyway.

Heck, even Romney’s Flatulence, as the site ought to be called by now, hardly gave it any attention. After all, their Preferred Candidate was still Inevitable™ at the time and, besides, objectively such a threat to violate every rule in the book is just disgusting, no?

Until it might help your Golden Boy against a terribly plebeian peasant like Gingrich, at which point it’s time to barf the archives all over the site again.

Pathetic, Allahpundit, even for you. And that’s saying something.

Little Green Hot Air Balls any time soon? What’s the over-under on that?



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    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Since the “Ex-wife says Newt is horny philandering monster!!” meme of the week turned out to be a non-starter, the scramble was on to fill the meme gap for this week.

    Looks like the “Pelosi has a sooper sekret about Newt that will blast his political career into oblivion!” meme is the one they settled on.

    I might vote for Newt just to find out what it is.

    What could it possibly be?

    Given the modus operandi of moonbat democrats, I’m betting it’s something along the lines of “Newt propositioned and groped me while we were having our climate change smooch-fest! He’s a horny, philandering proponent of man-made global warming!


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    LC Ted growls and barks:

    The problem is, dear emperor, Newt is as much a cog in the party machine as the inevitable one™. My analogy is Obama is driving America off a cliff at 120MPH. Romney & Newt would still drive it off the cliff at 50MPH.

    We’re talking about Newt, right? the guy who talked big to conservatives in ’94 the contract with america that he didn’t follow through on. Newt, who salivates over the Roosevelt’s. Newt, who agrees with the individual mandate, that 2/3rds of america despises. Newt, who thinks that something should be done about AGW. and the inevitable one™ is no different.

    So that leaves us Santorum and Luap Nor. Luap Nor would turn the car around, but it would get nuked by the religion of peace. or Iran. I would love for someone to invent a machine to copy just the economic policy out of Luap Nor’s head and transfer it to another candidate.

    So i guess its Santorum for now unless a Conservative gets a pair and jumps in.


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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    The real sad thing is that Allahpundit consistently defends his “lack of bias” when confronted in the comments section along with the “faithful”. Shades of LGF indeed……I find that behavior utterly dishonorable.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC Ted @ #2:
    Sigh. Best of a bad lot. You’re right, unfortunately…
    I’ve written to Allen West several times and asked him to suck it up an run for POTUS, but he keeps ignoring me. No surprises there, I think he wants to finish his term before he jumps on the bandwagon. BUT, he’d make a helluva Defense Secretary. Better yet, Sec. of State – think of all the heads that would explode if he or John Bolton got the job!

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    Igor, Imperial Booby says:

    Better yet, Sec. of State – think of all the heads that would explode if he or John Bolton got the job!

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Elephant Man says:

    Given the modus operandi of moonbat democrats, I’m betting it’s something along the lines of “Newt propositioned and groped me while we were having our climate change smooch-fest! He’s a horny, philandering proponent of man-made global warming!”


    If it were Nancy Puglosi that he allegedly groped and propositioned, that alone would disqualify him, imo. :em04:

    LC Ted says:

    So i guess its Santorum for now unless a Conservative gets a pair and jumps in.

    We had at least two strong ones…Cain and Perry. You saw what the GOP machine did to them. Why would it be any different now? I don’t trust Romney; I don’t like Newt at all; Santorum gives me the creeps. I may vote for Perry just for the hell of it.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    I could only stand ten minutes of the SOTU address.

    Can’t believe the audacity of the dope.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Wow, there’s an idea for the title of a book.

    “The Audacity of the Dope”.

    Freaking brilliant.

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    LC Random Numbers growls and barks:

    (Heaven, Eternity)

    Responding to the statement By Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s office that

    ”The ‘something’ Leader Pelosi knows is that Newt Gingrich will not be President of the United States. She made that clear last night,”

    God issued the following statement:

    Damnit! Now Nancy has gone and made another fucking prediction. I will therefore have to move Heaven and Earth to insure it does not come to pass. I hereby endorse Newt Gingrich for President.

    Calls to Hell for a counter-endorsement went unanswered.

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    LC Ted growls and barks:

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #:
    I was for Cain until he dropped out, then i was for Perry until the same. My hope is the idea of newt being the nominee scares the party so bad that they have no choice but beg someone to get in. Fox News reported this yesterday, they mentioned Daniels from IN. I don’t know how conservative he is vs. newt/romney.


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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    This whole race has been a farce. The Republican party feels like it’s self-destructing. Then again, the whole country feels that way, so I guess it’s not confined to the party alone.

    According to statistical surveys, 54% of America is Democrat.

    This is why the Republican party top brass feels like they have to have a Romney (effectively Obama II or Obama Lite) to win. Which is stupid, because those Democrats will just vote Obama anyway. You can only win be converting Democrats into Conservatives (and not RINOs). And that you can only achieve by demolishing the ideology and ethics of Leftism. Curiously, the party has failed to even ATTEMPT this.

    No idea what the answer is now, except maybe something along the lines of secession or torpedoing the Republican party and replacing it with something better. Of course, that’d never happen.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Romney Advisor: No Obamacare Repeal

    Posted by Erick Erickson (Diary)

    Wednesday, January 25th at 9:10AM EST

    As Ben Domenech notes in his Transom, Mitt Romney’s advisors have now advised him to support “a $2 gas tax, a VAT, and open Taliban talks.” Add to that list not repealing Obamacare. Norm Coleman, an advisor to Romney, went on record saying

    We’re not going to do repeal. You’re not going to repeal Obamacare… It’s not a total repeal… You will not repeal the act in its entirety, but you will see major changes, particularly if there is a Republican president… You can’t whole-cloth throw it out. But you can substantially change what’s been done.

    We’ve had this dribble out at the Romney Fan Club over at National Review too — just fix it, don’t repeal it. There are practical reasons for doing so, but we should not lose our perspective. The base of the Republican party is energized by the prospects of complete repeal. All the candidates have said they would repeal it. Mitt Romney, within the past two years, flipped his position going from nibbling to full repeal.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Newt’s response to the “Wicked Bitch of the West” was a simple “Put up or shut up you old hag.
    Oh if you think Allahwhatshisname is in a panic of his beloved Mittens, Take a look at this:

    Romney won’t repeal Obamacare

    Even Ed Morrissey had to write about it.
    I have a picture of Allahpunter curled under a desk whining that everyone has abandoned him.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    They say that Obama is ineligible to be POTUS due to his father being from Kenya. Mitts father was from Mexico, same difference???

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    LC Random Numbers growls and barks:

    Now Romney is using Pelosi’s fever dream in advertisements. This is AFTER it has been widely revealed that her “secret” has less flesh on it than her face!

    What’s next, Larry Flynt?!!

    I’ve had it! I WAS going to hold my nose and my breath, step into the polling booth, and punch the Republican ticket no matter the nominee, but now things have gone too far. If Romney is the nominee, the GOP deserves to go the way of the Whigs. If that means the country collapses and we have to start over, so be it. I am spending my contribution money on guns, ammo, reloading equipment (and lessons on how to use same), and E-RATs.

    Anyone know where I can learn more about reloading ammo? I’m sort of in a hurry to learn how to do it.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    If any of you need a laugh: here’s comedian Steve Bridges doing a satirical impression of Barry HUSSEIN Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm!

    The Administration has tried to put a stop to Bridges’ act, because Obama has made it known that he is deeply offended.

    Make sure your sound is on and just click on the link below:

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Obama offended? I’m offended every time I have to see hat jug-eared idiot intruding on my television set. Apparently Obama was also offended by Jan Brewer’s comments. I may have to move to Arizona and vote for her.

    Hope he doesn’t wet himself. Assclown.