Sell Your Soul For Mittens?

John Hawkins, a fellow conservative blogger at Right Wing News, pens a piece for Town Hall, entitled Five Ways Conservatives Will Have To Sell Their Souls If Romney Wins.

John really, REALLY knocks this one out of the park, however as he goes on he describes what lies ahead of us should Mittens 1) Get the nomination and 2) Actually win the general. I do need to issue a SPEW ALERT on this article. I threw up a bit in my mouth, seeing what likely lies ahead for us.

Once y’all get finished reading that and taking some Emetrol, I declare an OPEN THREAD.

-Carry On


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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I watched that toad prove just how dumb he is when he was Governor of Taxachusetts. He is a gutless wonder and absolutely untrustworthy.

    Now it looks like they are checking out potential VP nominees. If we can’t derail him, then it may be a replay of mccain/PALIN.

    I’m still hoping for a brokered convention.

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    Mark12A growls and barks:

    He’s been annointed by the lamestream media. He’s been elevated to The Candidate of Choice by Karl Rove. I guess they wish we would just shut up and go along to get along.

    I seriously wonder if he can beat Ogagme.

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    John could’ve stopped with the first paragraph, it sums it up so well.
    Angrywebmaster, I wonder if Chris Christie has been asked – he and Mittens look like they’re pretty tight.

    (More like, “It’s gonna be a BROKEN convention”, if you ask me.)

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    The SOB is no different than the present White House infestation except he’s richer (personally).

    Romney seems to have spent a good deal of his life fucking over those he’s begging now for their votes and made himself millions in the process at Bain Capital – just a regular Frank Lorenzo or Carl Ichan.

    … and the piece of shit has the nerve to want the presidency? Only if it means ridding the White House of the defacto George Soros and his First Wookie will I vote for the bastard.

    How much would it cost to rent the Mossad for a weekend to clean out DC?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:


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    ABO ’12! Thanks for the link on that JB, my post turned out pretty well I thought. I took a few other links from Townhall and Youtube, and was short and to the point.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    At this point in time I don’t see Romney defeating Obama……the republicans screwing the pooch again a la McCain……damn, I get tired of this shit.

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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

    my post turned out pretty well I thought.

    It was a most righteous post. No worries there.

    Well done Brother !!


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    LC HJ Caveman82952 @ # 7: Brother, the general attitude where I’M at is that a pet rock would beat O’Bullshit.

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    LC Jackboot IC/A @ # 8: Thank you so much! You were my inspiration there.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    I pray you are right Sir…hope springs eternal…..

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    Are we really going to nominate the guy who lost to the guy who lost to Obama in 2008?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    JB…I think Misha posted this about a week ago…………………..

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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    I think Misha posted this about a week ago

    wouldn’t be surprised, it’s hard to scoop him on a story

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Gladiator says:

    JB…I think Misha posted this about a week ago………

    On the subject of holding one’s nose for Mittens McRomneyCare, yes, Glad, but Jackboot beat me to the scoop on the Newtclear Annihilation of Juan Williams.

    And boy was it worth it. The bitch slap that was heard ’round the Empire.

    The rest of the nutless caucus of invertebrates known as the RINO Party need to be shown that video on endless loop for no less than 72 hours, each loop ended with the words “THIS IS HOW IT’S FUCKING DONE YOU DICKLESS DWEEBS!” in 72 point type.

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    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    My primary is in June, so once again my vote won’t matter one whit. I still can’t jump on anyone’s wagon.

    Perry’s out. Didn’t make his case and doesn’t have the money to keep it going.

    Gingrich does something phenomenal one day, then shoots himself in the foot the next.

    Of what is left, I still think Santorum has a chance to come from behind and would get my vote next Tuesday without having to swallow too hard while I did it.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Yeah, SoCal…, we done been boned…..again. :em08:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Speaking of Gingrich, what they say about a woman scorned….whoooeeee!
    Best friends or worst enemies, guys, your call.

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    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    On the subject of holding one’s nose for Mittens McRomneyCare

    Sorry Misha, I for one will not be holding my nose, already made up my mind, ( and seeing how Ohio’s primary is in May…OVER by then) I am either writing in Elmer Fudd, (Again )or Fred Thompson.

    I am done with all of these Assclowns, just sittin back, preparing, waiting for the “FUN” to begin.