Something Rotten in the Province of Aegyptus

His Imperial Majesty is always deeply skeptical when it comes to thing Aegyptian, much like we always beware Thracians bearing gifts, and so it was with the “wonderful news” of the “Arab Spring” getting rid of that vile dictator Mubarak and ushering in a golden age of freedom, democracy and perhaps even sexy and whiskey in the land of Cleopatra (that shameless hussy).

But nah, who were we to be nay-saying the obvious advantages of getting rid of a dictator (provided, of course, that said dictator isn’t ourself) when the downtrodden masses of Aegyptus obviously were just yearning to be free, open and tolerant? Not to mention that, as we were told numerous times by the OgabeMedia, this encouraging development was quite clearly a direct consequence of their Beloved Black Jesus’ soaring Cairo speech which, along with waters receding, cooler summers and milder winters, permanent tailwinds on bicycle paths all around the world and making paraplegics walk, had also brought about this miraculous turn of events deep in the belly of Arabian totalitarianism.

They may want to walk back their messiah’s direct responsibility a bit.

Relations between Egypt’s military rulers and the United States threatened to hit a new low after Egyptian security forces launched unprecedented armed raids on a series of high profile human rights and pro-democracy organisations.

The raids included targeting the US-government funded National Democratic Institute – founded by former secretary of state Madeleine Albright – and the International Republican Institute, whose chairman is Republican senator John McCain. Both organisations are affiliated with the two major US political parties.

The orchestrated move by Egypt’s generals, apparently keen to play up to anti-US and nationalist feelings in the country, will be seen as highly provocative in Washington, which underwrites military aid to Egypt to the sum of $1.3bn (£843m) annually.

As “thank you” cards go, this one leaves a bit to be desired, if you ask us. Maybe if we hand them another billion, they’ll rape our female journalists too? Oh wait… Can’t make omelet without breaking a few eggs, right? Although Ms Logan might disagree, but that would just go to show that she, unlike Ear Leader, doesn’t see the Big Picture.

At least the new, democratic, Arab Spring Aegyptus will guarantee peace on Earth and goodwill towards men in the Middle East, right?

Erm, about that (h/t Bill Quick)…

When asked whether it is a requirement for the government in Egypt to recognize Israel, Bayoumi responded by saying: “This is not an option, whatever the circumstances, we do not recognize Israel at all. Its [Israel] an occupying criminal enemy.”

The deputy leader stressed during the interview that no Muslim Brotherhood members would ever meet with Israelis for negotiations. “I will not allow myself to sit down with criminals.”

Bayoumi went on to say that The Muslim Brotherhood would take legal procedures towards cancelling the peace treaty between Egypt and Israel that was signed in 1979. “The Brotherhood respects international conventions, but we will take legal action against the peace treaty with the Zionist entity,” he told the paper.

How positively adorable! So it looks like yet another country embraces pisslamic fundamentalist Jooo-hatred.

You know, it’s funny when you think about it. Depending on your definition of “funny”, that is.

For all of his life, Osama bin Laden tried everything he could to unite the Ummah under the banner of pisslamic fundamentalism, but to say that he didn’t have much luck with his project would be a British Understatement.

But along comes B. Hussein Obama, and in three short years… Egypt, Syria, Libya and, we’re sure, soon Iraq… (UPDATE: and you can add Afghanistan too, as the Ogabe administration is currently engaged in surrender talks with the Taliban).

Makes you wonder if his order to take out bin Laden was more of a palace coup than anything else.

Heckuva job, Barry!



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    so much for the “arab spring”…….although there is a name for what might be coming next


    I just hate it when our president and other world leaders go all Neville Chamberlain on us…..bad things happen when they do that.

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    LC FX Phillips growls and barks:

    Yeah, let’s not take these bastards at face value at all.

    From the American thinker we have what is now going to be overt alliance between The Brotherhood and Hamas

    Funny I always thought Hamas was the Muslim Brotherhood in Gaza. Oh well live and learn.

    All of Obama’s posturing and apologizing has emboldened every stripe of Islamist in the Middle East to become more aggressively belligerent. Because of the one sided criticism, by Obama,the useless whore Hillary Clinton and the empty headed Joe Biden, that it is the Israeli’s that must make good faith gestures that border on self immolation of the entire nation while dodging thousands of rockets of myriad blood libels from a tendentious and credulous world community, This has been calculated by the ever more virulently Islamist regimes in the Muslim sphere as that Obama will not only abandon the Israelis but potentially actually side with the Arab and Persian genocidists.

    Make no mistake Obama is on the side of societal decomposition as he encourages the aggressiveness of 7th century savages in order to placate his undeserved moral vanity. He excuses third world felonies in order to punish the civilized world misdemeanors(thanks VDH) in some psychotic attempt to to immiserate all except those whose “enlightened vision” he represents. He and the architects of this nightmare don’t intend of having to share the misery with hoi poloi.

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    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

    I just hate it when our president and other world leaders go all Neville Chamberlain on us…..bad things happen when they do that.

    Roger that shit.

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    (UPDATE: and you can add Afghanistan too, as the Ogabe administration is currently engaged in surrender talks with the Taliban).

    Funny, i just saw this on FoxNews.Com upon waking up:

    Taliban, Al Qaeda Call on Pakistan to Help Fight U.S.