We were out of pork rinds, so the fat man gets cookies this year.

In all seriousness, Merry Christmas to all of you wondrous people I have the honor of calling my family and friends. Tonight at Mass I asked my Princesses what Christmas was really all about. They said “It’s about the birth of Jesus.” So I asked them why we give presents, to which they answered “Because the Three Kings did.” Then I asked “What’s the greatest gift ever given.”

“When God gave us His only Son.”

So my dear friends on this night of nights, when the glory of God was revealed first not to kings and royalty, but to the lowliest of shepherds, may the joy of the Nativity of our Lord be with you and yours, today, and all of your days.

“Glory to God in the highest, and on Earth peace to men of good will.”


By LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Former USMC infantryman, proud father of a current USMC infantryman and two Princesses who know what that means. Currently an NRA law enforcement firearms instructor, radar instructor, CPR instructor, a few others but you get the point. Catholic, conservative, heterosexual, gun owner, anything I can do to piss off liberals.

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