Who needs the perks of being first lady when you can be pampered like the first pooch? That was Michelle Obama’s thinking when she told Barbara Walters that she’d like to come back as Bo the dog.

She’s certainly ambitious. You have to give her that. Of course, she’d have to shave first.

As for the president, he didn’t name one person or canine he would like to come back as.

Any canine would do, as far as SCOAMF is concerned.

That way he’d finally be able to get his balls washed without announcing a press conference first.

Thatisall.

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Jerry
Jerry
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December 23, 2011 19:21

Off topic, well, maybe not, but here’s a group of Mooseslimes telling parade goers to put down their American flags!

LC Xystus
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December 24, 2011 02:31

Looks as if said “Mooseslimes” are doing Rotties’ work for us, displaying a text someone quoted here not long ago.

Tallulah
Tallulah
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December 24, 2011 03:12

I knew Obama had screwed the pooch — but really.

Of course, he had to close his eyes and think of “Man’s Country,” Chicago! :em03:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
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December 24, 2011 09:40

I’d like to send Bo the Dog to North Korea, IYKWIMAITYD. And send the First Wookie to Zaire. Tis the season for gifts of food assistance.

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
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December 24, 2011 10:35

maybe she dreams of doing Barry doggie style for real.

LC Light29ID
LC Light29ID
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December 24, 2011 10:56

she’d like to come back as Bo the dog

You mean she’s not a dog already??? Could’ve fooled me.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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December 24, 2011 13:22

I think that would be a step or four up.

ScottG
ScottG
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December 24, 2011 16:42

The Bitch!!!!!

She can come back and call herself Chaz….

LC BOATS
LC BOATS
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December 26, 2011 01:27

Maybe someone should tell her –it –whatever –mission accomplished :em05:

UNeverKnow
UNeverKnow
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December 26, 2011 02:10

Remind me again why fo guys arent racists, because you keep proving that you are!
One thing that’s come out of Barack Obama’s presidency for sure: America has really shown it’s true color. No one can lie and say racism no longer exists. It isn’t even discreet, it is front and center, baby!

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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December 26, 2011 08:29

UNeverKnow says: Remind me again why fo guys arent racists, because you keep proving that you are! One thing that’s come out of Barack Obama’s presidency for sure: America has really shown it’s true color. No one can lie and say racism no longer exists. It isn’t even discreet, it is front and center, baby! Oooo. We gots us a… Read more »

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
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December 26, 2011 13:32

it is front and center, baby!

Just ask Eric Holder……..has no problems whatsoever with border agents being blown away, Mexican nationals murdered by drug cartels with weapons he supplied them, or black panthers intimidating voters………..a long, long list. Yes, this is the most racist administration in American history. I couldn’t agree more.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
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December 26, 2011 13:39

No one can lie
and say racism no longer exists. It isn’t even discreet, it is front
and center, baby!

Over sixty million of your kind proved that in 2008 by voting for a skin color.