Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again.
Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban:
Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical.
The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards shooting at us, you drooling, dimwitted dickheaded shitbird?”
We don’t know about the rest of you fine citizens (actually we do), but in our book assholes trying to kill U.S. troops are the very textbook definition of “enemies”, but obviously that doddering old twatmold Biden thinks otherwise.
Perhaps he’ll tour the FOBs in Afghanistan next, telling the troops to remember that the guys out beyond the wire blowing their buddies up and shooting at them aren’t really the enemy as such.
We’d fucking well LOVE to see him TRY.
There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests.
We actually don’t doubt that at all, since we’ve yet to hear Imam Obama-al-Chicago say anything negative at all about pisslamic fundamentalists of any color. Our traditional allies like Israel, on the other hand… We just fail to see how Ogabe refusing to call his fellow travelers “enemies” changes the fact that they are, well, the enemy.
And then Sheriff Gaffemeister twists himself into yet another pretzel of illogic:
If, in fact, the Taliban is able to collapse the existing government, which is cooperating with us in keeping the bad guys from being able to do damage to us, then that becomes a problem for us.
Enough of a “problem” to qualify as an enemy and threat to our interests which, if we remember correctly, count among them “not having the fundamentalist swine who harbored bin Laden while he plotted to murder 3,000 of our countrymen and refused to hand him over afterwards become the government of Afghanistan again?”
Because, and once again correct us if we’re wrong, that is their declared goal and exactly what they’ve been trying to do every fucking last day since we kicked them out of government.
So let’s see if we get this straight: The Taliban are not our enemy unless they continue to do what they’ve been doing for the last ten years and show no signs of stopping to do ever, but right now, while they’re doing just that, they’re not the enemy?
No wonder Ogabe picked him for VP. He actually managed to find somebody dumber than himself.
Finally, as the gift that keeps on giving, the White House stands by Biden’s idiocy.
Yep. Ogabe is definitely looking for a distraction. Wonder what he’s up to?