Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again.

Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban:

Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical.

The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards shooting at us, you drooling, dimwitted dickheaded shitbird?”

We don’t know about the rest of you fine citizens (actually we do), but in our book assholes trying to kill U.S. troops are the very textbook definition of “enemies”, but obviously that doddering old twatmold Biden thinks otherwise.

Perhaps he’ll tour the FOBs in Afghanistan next, telling the troops to remember that the guys out beyond the wire blowing their buddies up and shooting at them aren’t really the enemy as such.

We’d fucking well LOVE to see him TRY.

There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests.

We actually don’t doubt that at all, since we’ve yet to hear Imam Obama-al-Chicago say anything negative at all about pisslamic fundamentalists of any color. Our traditional allies like Israel, on the other hand… We just fail to see how Ogabe refusing to call his fellow travelers “enemies” changes the fact that they are, well, the enemy.

And then Sheriff Gaffemeister twists himself into yet another pretzel of illogic:

If, in fact, the Taliban is able to collapse the existing government, which is cooperating with us in keeping the bad guys from being able to do damage to us, then that becomes a problem for us.

Enough of a “problem” to qualify as an enemy and threat to our interests which, if we remember correctly, count among them “not having the fundamentalist swine who harbored bin Laden while he plotted to murder 3,000 of our countrymen and refused to hand him over afterwards become the government of Afghanistan again?”

Because, and once again correct us if we’re wrong, that is their declared goal and exactly what they’ve been trying to do every fucking last day since we kicked them out of government.

So let’s see if we get this straight: The Taliban are not our enemy unless they continue to do what they’ve been doing for the last ten years and show no signs of stopping to do ever, but right now, while they’re doing just that, they’re not the enemy?

No wonder Ogabe picked him for VP. He actually managed to find somebody dumber than himself.

Finally, as the gift that keeps on giving, the White House stands by Biden’s idiocy.

Yep. Ogabe is definitely looking for a distraction. Wonder what he’s up to?

Thatisall.

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LC Draco
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December 21, 2011 02:18

I can speak from experience….when bullets and tracers are flying your way, the trigger pullers ARE your enemy!!! And Biden has never really endeared himself with the troops anyway. In general, we all think of him as an asshat.

LC BOATS
LC BOATS
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December 21, 2011 06:08

We really need to set him and his boss out in front of the sandbags just to see if they change their toon before being eliminated. Just when I think they can not get any more stupid they prove me wrong again and all I can do is sit here and shake my head and roll my eyes. I guess… Read more »

angrywebmaster
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December 21, 2011 07:06

Please recall that this was the same idiot who thought it would be a great idea to send the Iranians $200 million after 911 to “Show we know they didn’t have anything to do with it.”
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His own staff was horrified at that one.
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Mark12A
Mark12A
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December 21, 2011 10:20

LC Draco @ #:

A corrolary to this rule of combat: Friendly fire…isn’t.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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December 21, 2011 12:13

Mark12A @ # 4: Does one tend to think that certain persons should fall prey to it?

angrywebmaster
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December 21, 2011 13:10

I just put up my own post with a few reasons why Biden is wrong…yet again. Just click on the handy dandy link that this fine blog automatically adds when someone posts. Just one bit of warning. There are two very graphic videos and they are not for the faint of heart, but they do show one good reason we… Read more »

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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December 22, 2011 10:17

Is there a way to revoke UCMJ Article 88 for about ten minutes?

-Jim+

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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December 22, 2011 10:29

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says:

Is there a way to revoke UCMJ Article 88 for about ten minutes?

Well nobody in government follows the law, so why should you?

Favorite line from A Few Good Men…” You don’t have to wear a patch on your arm to have Honor “

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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December 22, 2011 11:16

Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says: FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says: Is there a way to revoke UCMJ Article 88 for about ten minutes? Well nobody in government follows the law, so why should you? Favorite line from A Few Good Men…” You don’t have to wear a patch on your arm to have Honor “ Because I am… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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December 22, 2011 11:23

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain @ #:

Sorry Jim, I wasn’t questioning your integrity, you are a Rottie. thats all I need to know, just being snarky

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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December 22, 2011 11:32

Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing @ #:

No issues, brother! Happy Holidays / Merry Christmas / Happy Hanukah/ Blessed Kwanza / Happy Winter Solstice!!

I’ll let you pick which one is most appropriate for you. 🙂

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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December 22, 2011 11:47

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says:

I’ll let you pick which one is most appropriate for you

YOU FORGOT FESTIVIS!!! For the rest of us

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FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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December 22, 2011 11:58

One little mistake…

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Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
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December 22, 2011 12:03

Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says:

YOU FORGOT FESTIVIS!!! For the rest of us

be sure to wake me for the airing of grievances :em08: