U.S., Under SCOAMF, is No Ally of Israel

Caroline Glick (without whom we wouldn’t have the indispensable Tribal Updates we like to post) responds to the barrage of anti-Israel rhetoric that the SCOAMF administration has unleashed on our only remaining ally in the Middle East.

We urge you, nay PLEAD with you to go read the whole thing, for it is both righteous and good.

The Hildebeest accused Israel of misogyny because some IDF soldiers left a concert featuring female vocalists. It is forbidden for Orthodox Jews to listen to female singers, so Cankles was basically calling those soldiers bigots for adhering to their own religious faith. Which is odd because, correct us if we’re wrong, isn’t the SCOAMF administration all about respecting people’s faith? At least Judaism doesn’t advocate female genital mutilation, submit women to lashes for driving a car or stone them for the crime of being raped, just to name a few. All those soldiers did was to quietly walk out in observance of their own faith.

She also lashed out at Israel for seeking to pass bills that would keep foreign money bags from influencing Israeli elections, calling it “taking a knife to democracy.” Again, His Imperial Majesty considers that a bit odd. Don’t we already have laws designed to do just that and didn’t, again correct us if we’re wrong, SCOAMF himself accuse the Supreme Court, incorrectly, of having allowed foreign money to flow into the U.S. and subvert the will of the American people? Did we just dream that up? Because we’re pretty sure we saw the Liar-in-Chief standing up there at the podium, casting false accusations at the Supreme Court Justices who were also there but, conveniently, forbidden from responding to his lies.

Of course, it may not be all that self-contradictory. We seem to recall, also, an issue about a certain candidate for president deliberately disabling all safeguards against foreign donations on his campaign website but, again, we’re not supposed to talk about that, lest we be reported to ATTACK WAAAAATCH and get poo-poo’ed by the learned writers of the Weakly Standard for being “unhelpful.”

Caroline also responds to Panetta, that odious fuck, and his demands that Israel give even more concessions (although, if you listen to his barely literate venom, it’s as if they’ve never conceded anything before) or the U.S. won’t side with Israel against her mortal enemies. Excuse us the fuck, over? Oh yes, let’s have the Israelis hand over yet another piece of land to the Paleoswinians that they can then grab while utterly refusing to do anything in return. As they have done Every. Single. Fucking. Time. in the past. We know that it requires the ability to read to find out about all of the concessions that got Israel nothing in the past, but surely Panetta had at least reached menarche when they gave the Paleoswine Gaza and ought therefore to remember it?

Or how about that water-retaining, odious, cantankerous cunt Panetta excoriating the Israelis for trying to do something about Ahmadinnerjacket and the Merry Mullahs getting nukes, stating that if Israel attacks, they would be responsible for starting a regional war? Well duh, you slimy snotweasel, but the alternative, which is what you and SCOAMF seem to achieve, namely the actual acquisition of nukes by the Mad Mullahs would most assuredly lead to the nuclear destruction of Israel. DAMN those uncooperative Joooos for not being overly eager to march into the showers for you, huh? There are words that would describe how I feel about Panetta right now, but they utterly fail me. Not to mention that the Imperial Server would probably melt down if we used them.

And finally that disgusting fuck, SCOAMF’s ambassador to Belgium, Howard Gutman, who basically said that the anti-Semitic attacks increasing all over Europe are all the Joooos’ own fault for refusing to let the Paleosimians drive Israel into the Mediterranean. “If only you would commit suicide, there would be no anti-Semitism because there’d be no Joooos left to attack.”

Is Gutman trying to make sure that he’ll be first in line when they hand out new, shiny KaPo badges in the upcoming European extermination camps? Because that’s the only way we can explain why he’d say something like that. At least he didn’t say it in the original German, although he might as well since we’ve heard it all before. Somebody please strangle that fuck with his foreskin.

Caroline, we are supremely sorry and deeply ashamed about the current state of affairs, but we promise you that we will not shirk from our duty in rectifying it as soon as humanly possible, no matter what it takes.

One day soon we’ll be an ally again. Just don’t judge us too harshly when it comes to how we deal with the traitors in our midst once spring cleaning begins.

Am Yisroel chai!

Thatisall.

15 comments

  1. 1
    LC BOATS growls and barks:

    Is there not one person in the present administration ever read the Bible ? What a bunch of dam idiots. Even if they have not don’t any have any common sense — an honorable people do not treat their friends like this. I know every since he has been in office he has spit in our friends eyes and bowed to our enemy’s. An embarrassment to all decent Americans. :em08:

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    Bones growls and barks:

    Boats, if you have read the good book, you will remember that Isreal stands alone when she is attacked by the russians and Iranians (Gog and Magog). You will also recall that not a single attack will be successful. The pieces on teh cosmic chess board are being moved into place to see exactly what was written 1900 years ago to come to fruitiion. The times, they are a changing….

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  4. 4
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    What about the 3 million ogabelini received from Gaza?

    Bueller?

    Bueller?

    Anyone?

  5. 5
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Is there not one person in the present administration ever read the Bible ?

    This bunch of marxists, you must be joking.

  6. 6
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Cantab @ #:
    And in another completely unrelated matter, has anyone seen the diatribe of a letter to the Editor by one Thomas Walker, Lecturer at Iowa State University? I heard about it this morning and just put up a post on it.

    I wait with baited breath for our fine host to address this person’s comments.
    :em01:
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    I can not understand why in the world American Jews overwhelmingly voted for Obama. Israels entire existance is threatened by him.

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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    I wait with baited breath for our fine host to address this person’s comments.

    Awesome smackdown right there. I loved it. As to fisking it here in the Empire I’ll defer to the Jefe to do it justice much better than my limited abilities (and time).
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    readerjp growls and barks:

    I just want to point out that I sent you this information 2 days ago, and I would like to add a few facts to the discussion.

    What makes it more unbelievable that Howard Berman (big donor to Democratic party hence unimportant ambassadorshhip) is the child of HOLOCAUST SURVIVORS. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he was trying to say that current anti-Semitism among Arabs is about Israel, which is also not true.

    But what Hillary, that bitch said, made me see red. Not only did she comment about soldiers walking out of concerts – any soldier is allowed to walk out of such things, I believe you’re allowed that much personal choice. But she also commented on women in the ultra-Orthodox community sitting in segregated buses. That’s their CHOICE! What was even more disgusting is that she compared Israel to Iran! IRAN!!! Where women can’t wear what they want, have no rights, are raped and killed and divorced all the time and powerless. She should go live in Iran or Saudi Arabia before she opens that big black hole of hers! Yes, Hillary, guys walking out of concerts is EXACTLY the same as living in Iran.

    Meanwhile, the administration is on a tear about how gays are treated in other countries. Not that it’s really our business of course. Does she know that gay Arabs flee to Israel to LIVE?!! Otherwise they’d be murdered. She never said a word about how they’re treated in Iran.

    Finally, Panetta. This guy mystifies me. He served under Clinton then Bush, which is weird enough. But he was Sec’y of Transportation on 9/11. How does he still have a job? Then he moved to the CIA (he had no experience of intelligence work) and now Defense Sec’y, with no military experience either. I can only think that he must have dirt on every politician in town, and knows where all the bodies are buried.

    Maybe someone can enlighten me on how Panetta has a job – any job.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    readerjp says:

    I just want to point out that I sent you this information 2 days ago,

    [Furiously checking the at times sadly neglected Imperial Inbox]

    Indeed you did, readerjp, and I’m sorry that I missed it. My bad entirely.

    And I’m extremely glad that you added those points to the post, because they needed adding.

    Thanks. :em01:
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    AyUaxe growls and barks:

    I just pray that there’s still an Israel when this CF administration goes down the drain. I’m a believer in the prophecy of the Bible, but many many have been proven wrong in thinking they understand G_d’s concept of time. Creation in 7 days? Maybe it was 7 nano-seconds, something infinitely smaller or maybe incomprehensibly larger. The point, as I think we all agree, is what are we doing now to follow His will, aka, to do what’s right? As a nation, we’re way off track and it may take more than one administration to get right again. Individually, there’s not much we can do, other than pray, vote, and write our elected non-representatives.

    In the meantime, clearly, Shrillery doesn’t have any future political ambitions, since she’s destroying any chance she might have had to take advantage of the small, but growing rift between <0bammy and American Jewry. And <0bammy has also either written them off or more likely takes them completely for granted and thinks he can do or say anything and still count on their votes and contribs–just like African Americans (who're also slowly, one by one finding their way out from under the tyranny of the leftists, but still mostly vote in blocks).

    <0bammy did and probably will continue for a while to have some legs with the Jewish community, because of their strong identification with the African American civil rights movement. I didn't really understand how strong that connection is, until I became very closely associated with a conservative Jewish community. The sense of former slavery, divine liberation, but continued persecution is so strong and fundamental, that there is a real soft spot there for any other group that can effectively associate themselves with it. African Americans have done that, both honestly and to their credit and advancement; and dishonestly and manipulatively–e.g., <0bammy. It takes a lot to break bonds that go that deep, but <0bammy is doing his best.

    While identification of G_d's own freed slaves with the African American community made a little sense during the days of Jim Crow and the "Freedom Riders," it's long past its "sell by" date now. Jews got nothing from the very one-sided, monolithic, African American Civil Rights movement (try to claim that a Jew is being racially discriminated against in the work-place–EEOC doesn't go there, b/c Jews are "white"). African Americans, after some inititial advances, got nothing but other forms of slavery. <0bammy is the product of this hijacked Civil Rights scam–it's ultimate poster child–pushed to the height of authority with no real qualifications or competency, solely because of his skin color.

    Now that he and his admin are really dumping on Israel, at a particularly danagerous time, all these dynamics will hopefully work together to force American Jewry to wake up to the fact that they cannot hitch their wagons to any other ethnic group's star–we all have to rise and fall on our own merits. Otherwise, we all end up deep in shit. This is what thinking, working, responsible African Americans (who are just as p/o'd at the welfare queens backing up the grocery lines as anyone else is) are also figuring out.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    In the meantime, clearly, Shrillery doesn’t have any future political ambitions, since she’s destroying any chance she might have had to take advantage of the small, but growing rift between <0bammy and American Jewry.

    I think only my brother-in-law and I remember Hillary hugging Suha Arafat, for which we will never forgive her. Yet she was elected Senator of the state of NY, the state with the highest population of Jews in the U.S. In order to become elected, she went to all the right dinners and said all the right things, because her word meant nothing.

    Yes, Jews have a deep identification with the underdog, because we have had a long history of being outsiders and persecuted. Did you know that the first 2 white Civil Rights workers killed were Jewish? One of them was from my town.

    And the Democratic Party is like a religion to Jews. Because it was the party of labor unions (back when workers were really exploited) and most of all FDR.

    Another thing, speaking of religion, a strong part of ours is social justice. Whether preached by the prophets or in the Five Books, it’s a religious duty to seek social justice. And this is a strong tradition among Jews, most probably don’t even know where it comes from, but it is very strong.

    Polls show that Ogabe’s numbers are going down among Jews. He still has more than 60%, but I think that slowly Jews are beginning to turn against him. Maybe it’s about the economy too, nevertheless, except for Jewish liberal media (writers mostly) who still worship Obama, i.e., NY Magazine’s cover of Obama wearing a yarmulke with the title, “Obama: The First Jewish President.” Yeah, I’m gagging too.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    I just pray that there’s still an Israel when this CF administration goes down the drain.

    You are not alone, AyUaxe…….
    It has been written…and it is with a sense of great foreboding I fear a certain wrath…….

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Hamas in Gaza says it’s learning from Arab Spring

    In explaining the change, several senior members said Hamas has matured in five years in power and learned lessons from the Arab Spring.

    Huda Naim, a Hamas legislator, said the movement took its cues from the pro-democracy revolts sweeping the Arab world, but also has learned it needs to be more tolerant of others.

    Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/12/11/international/i104839S76.DTL#ixzz1gFweU5Mc

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/12/11/international/i104839S76.DTL&tsp=1


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