That the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure treats Hanukkah as something he can celebrate whenever it is convenient to him (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative), because nothing says “honoring somebody else’s faith” better than deciding to do it, two weeks early, on the way out of the door for his 368th vacation in Hawaii (and that’s only since September of this year), OR this line:
So while it is not yet Hanukkah, let’s give thanks for our blessings, for being together to celebrate this wonderful holiday season. And we never need an excuse for a good party.
Obviously you don’t, seeing as how you and your morbidly obese First Wookie seem to be scarfing down on truffles, lobsters, Kobe beef, caviar and G-d only knows what else on a daily basis, but the millions of Americans that you and your liberal fascist party have put out of work surely could use an excuse for one as they face the holidays with a bare cupboard you thieving, Marxist, arrogant, narcissistic cunt of the very first water.
But their party is coming too, and when you and your hypocrite, nouveau riche trash tramp of a wife are sent packing we will ALL have a party that this nation will not soon forget.
Thatisall.
(Overheard at the Obama Hanukkah dinner party):
BARACK: Dear, could you pass me the tureen of truffles, please? I can’t seem to find it.
MOOCHELLE: BURRRRRP!
*CLANG!*
BARACK: Oh…
Thank you, Your Highness. I’m honored 🙂
I linked to this from Twitter .. here
Spot on, Your Majesty! Just because you are President does not mean you are a Jewish father or a Rabbi. I’m reminded of an Old Testament story where the King of Israel (Saul) offered the required sacrifices early because the Prophet was delayed. Saul sorta thought he was entitled to be priest and king at the same time. God was… Read more »
Now now, can’t be seen showing too much respect for a Jewish tradition, being all muslimy and stuff.
Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that he is only pandering to the Jewish vote come 2012. (Which cannot come fast enough!)
“And we never need an excuse for a good party. “ Does he even know the history behind Hanukkah?
Wonder if his shoe size fits his mouth? Must do by now!
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain: I’m reminded of an Old Testament story where the King of Israel (Saul) offered the required sacrifices early because the Prophet was delayed. Saul sorta thought he was entitled to be priest and king at the same time. I’m guessing that’s the story with the moral: “To obey is better than to sacrifice…” I recall that a… Read more »
He totally screwed it up. If he thinks doing this is pandering to the Jewish vote, I think he made a mistake (again). If I was Jewish, I would be pissed!! Lighting all the candles at once is SO WRONG!!! It’s as if he was looking for a photo op, with no clue what the menorah means or why the… Read more »
It’s an example of cluelessness. Not that hard, Teleprompter Jesus, let me show you how: “Get me Rabbi Rosenberg on the line …. Hello? Rabbi? Barry here. I want to give a shout-out to American Jews on Chanukah. Not being a practicing Jew, I’ve no real idea how to do it properly, or respectfully. Help me out, please?” See how… Read more »
If he can’t be bothered to do even the slightest amount of research – or have any of dozens of professional protocol experts do it for him – why even bother?
‘Lighting all the candles at once.. whatta metaphor..
Did he really call it a fedora?