FDR, Greatest President EVAH!

His Imperial Majesty is currently going through his copy of the Politically Incorrect Guide to American History that a kind reader sent to us, and it is certainly enlightening, to say the very least. And yes, that was a British Understatement™.

It is chock full of un-PC goodness squashed utterly in what passes for “education” these days and we cannot recommend it highly enough. Quotes such as this one from FDR when his brilliant plan to hike prices on food while everybody was starving in his Great Depression was struck down by the Supremes:

“Are we going to take the hands of the federal government completely off any effort to adjust the growing of national crops, and go right straight back to the old principle that every farmer is a lord of his own farm and can do anything he wants, raise anything, any old time, in any quantity, and sell any time he wants?”

Why the HORROR! Individuals owning the land they live on, doing with it what they please and keeping the fruits of their labors?

It’s no wonder he loved Josef Stalin so much, even though he never quite managed to copy “Uncle Joe”‘s achievement in the Ukraine.

But it was not for a lack of trying.



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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    You can bet your bottom dollar that the SCOAMF and his Band of Merry Marxists are hoping that they can, somehow, someway, get rid of that pesky 22nd Amendment without having to go through that whole messy process of, you know, putting it to a vote Of The People, By The People. (Also, those other shitty ones like the 1st and 2nd, while they’re at it.)

    We’ve been told our entire lives just how GREAT ol’ FDR was and how he, through his Progressive Geniusocitiness™, single-handedly dragged the US out of the Great Depression. It wasn’t until we’d left our publik education indoctrination institutions and began reading and hearing about what REALLY went on that we learned that FDR was THIS close to becoming our first Emperor-for-Life. Our publik schools indoctrination centers never mentioned how he attempted to stack the SCOTUS with his Progressive lapdogs, in order to push through and legitimize his un-Constitutional power grabs, shocking even his own Democrat Party members, so much to the point where they got together with the Republicans to push through the 22nd Amendment. It’s amazing that it took over 150 years before anyone realized that, yes, eventually someone would become president of the US who would attempt to become a de facto dictator, but the Founding Fathers didn’t count on Karl Marx and his progeny being so stealthy that nobody would see them coming and vote them out of office before they could push through their agenda.

    Unfortunately, they didn’t pass a law outlawing Progressivism, making it a treasonous, capital punishment offense. Marxism/Progressivism is the antithesis of individual liberty. Plain and simple. BTW, we hope that everyone has stocked up on 100W incandescent light bulbs. If you’ll recall, our Betters™ have outlawed them after January 1st. Isn’t Progressivism so much fun?

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    BC, Imperial Torturer says:

    FDR was THIS close to becoming our first Emperor-for-Life.

    He was! The bastard died in office. Spit!

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    a bit off topic here, but just in case you needed clarification as to whom is behind the Occupy whatever movement: