His Imperial Majesty is currently going through his copy of the Politically Incorrect Guide to American History that a kind reader sent to us, and it is certainly enlightening, to say the very least. And yes, that was a British Understatement™.

It is chock full of un-PC goodness squashed utterly in what passes for “education” these days and we cannot recommend it highly enough. Quotes such as this one from FDR when his brilliant plan to hike prices on food while everybody was starving in his Great Depression was struck down by the Supremes:

“Are we going to take the hands of the federal government completely off any effort to adjust the growing of national crops, and go right straight back to the old principle that every farmer is a lord of his own farm and can do anything he wants, raise anything, any old time, in any quantity, and sell any time he wants?”

Why the HORROR! Individuals owning the land they live on, doing with it what they please and keeping the fruits of their labors?

It’s no wonder he loved Josef Stalin so much, even though he never quite managed to copy “Uncle Joe”‘s achievement in the Ukraine.

But it was not for a lack of trying.


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BC, Imperial Torturer
December 9, 2011 07:29

You can bet your bottom dollar that the SCOAMF and his Band of Merry Marxists are hoping that they can, somehow, someway, get rid of that pesky 22nd Amendment without having to go through that whole messy process of, you know, putting it to a vote Of The People, By The People. (Also, those other shitty ones like the 1st… Read more »

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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
December 9, 2011 12:18

BC, Imperial Torturer says:

FDR was THIS close to becoming our first Emperor-for-Life.

He was! The bastard died in office. Spit!

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
December 11, 2011 13:30

a bit off topic here, but just in case you needed clarification as to whom is behind the Occupy whatever movement: