At Least the Coke-Snorting Commie Fag is Honest About it

Obama deployed the language of right and wrong, fairness and unfairness, in a lengthy address that aides said he largely wrote himself.


The Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure “largely wrote it himself”, now did he? Just like his “auto”biography?

Here’s something else that he actually did write:

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

A regular Shelley, Byron and Tennyson rolled into one he is. So let’s take a look at what he “largely” wrote himself:

“It’s a simple theory — one that speaks to our rugged individualism and healthy skepticism of too much government. It fits well on a bumper sticker. Here’s the problem: It doesn’t work,” Obama said of supply-side economics, drawing extended applause. “It’s never worked.”

Except for every single time it’s ever been tried, that is. But other than that, and as opposed to socialism which actually never did work… Oh, wait… Dammit.

He linked the Tea Party to the Occupy Wall Street protesters,

Why of course he did. Apart from the Tea Party being about 25,000 counts of rape, vandalism, murder, arson, violence and lice infestations behind they’re exactly alike!

Other than that, it was the standard socialist boiler plate that SCOAMF rattles off every time he opens his yap, including something about how we need to get people back to work For Teh Childerrnnn™ or something, which is apparently best achieved by destroying every last viable business that might pop up anywhere. After all, we all know that trickle down economics, or “capitalism” as it’s also known, that hideous practice of wealthy people opening businesses and hiring people to work for them is the WORST way of getting people hired.

It’s true, because SCOAMF told us so.

Is it OK to call him a socialist now?



  1. 1
    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    I guess he must have slept through the 80’s when President Reagan used supply side economics to pull us out of the stagflation of the Carter years and sparked the best non-wartime economy this country has ever known.

  2. 2
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Is it OK to call him a socialist now?

    I thought it was all right to call him a socialist/marxist in 2008.

    But that’s just me.

  3. 3
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Let me try writing some “Obama style” Haiku:

    Under bong water grottos, drum circles
    Filled with hippies
    That eat tofu.
    Stepping on the tofu
    That the hippies
    Eat, they squish.
    The hippies howl, bare
    Their asses, dance,
    Tumble in the
    Rushing patchouli oil,
    Musty, wet Birkenstocks
    Glistening in the bong smoke.

    Now give me my Nobel Prize, Dammit! 😆

  4. 4

    He linked the Tea Party to the Occupy Wall Street protesters,

    Now there’s a leap tha’d scare da hayyyell out’a Evel Knievel.
    It’s all part of the party ahead of country philosophy. (SPIT)

  5. 5
    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    The cocksucker musta used the word “fair” a thousand times in the silly rant. He’s trying to channel TR and it isn’t working just like his channeling Lincoln. Fair to take whatever we want and give it to the folks that haven’t had a fair shake (and unions of course) is the only fair thing to do.

    That’s the lexicon of the socialist to the “T”.

    Scrote Sniffers all.

  6. 6
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    Channelling TR leads people to think about the charge up San Juan Hill, but TR was one of the worst progressives to ever soil the white house furniture. His “New Nationalism” was nothing but socialism wrapped up with an appealing bow. Unfortunately, Newt is only half a step behind.

  7. 7
    Mark12A growls and barks:

    I read in the original blog that the Occidental College poetry book (from which these turds were squeezed) is no longer published. Does that come as a surprise to anyone else?