TSA Troglodyte Fascists Expanding Their Horizons

The federalized “professionals” of the TransportsSicherheitsAbteilung (TSA) are no longer content with finger-fucking four-year-olds for their jollies, now they’re moving on to rip the clothes off of grandma. Well, they’ve been doing that for a while, to be sure, but obviously they haven’t quite satisfied that particular fetish of theirs yet either:

She said she normally gets patted down. But this time, she says that two female agents escorted her to a private room and began to remove her clothes.

“I was outraged,” said Zimmerman, a retired receptionist.

As she tried to lift a lightweight walker off her lap, she says, the metal bars banged against her leg and blood trickled from a gash.

“My sock was soaked with blood,” she said. “I was bleeding like a pig.”

The TSA, of course, denies that anything improper happened. We mean, just look at her! If she doesn’t look like a raging terrorist then who, pray tell, DOES?

Elsewhere, the Good, Kind, Professional Agents of the TSA Who are Only Trying to Keep Us All Safer™ were stripping grandma nekkid to make sure she didn’t have Semtex in her colostomy bag.

But don’t anybody dare say a naughty word about these upstanding, fine Americans who are “only trying to do their job”, because that’s just unheard of!

After all, if little girls and old women can’t be molested in airports without consequence, then the terrorists will have already won.

Thatisall.

2 comments

  1. 1
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    “You can’t professionalize unless you federalize.” – Tom Daschle, D-S.D.

    Whatever you say. Tom. :roll:

    The TSA, of course, denies that anything improper happened. We mean, just look at her! If she doesn’t look like a raging terrorist then who, pray tell, DOES?

    At least they can’t be accused of profiling.

    On second thought, given the TSA’s penchant for harassing old ladies and children, maybe they are…

  2. 2
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Of course they are. It’s much easier to harass toddlers and elderly women, than to check someone who might actually be dangerous. :em08: