WTF, Srsly?, You’ve GOT to be kidding! etc.
Via Maetenloch’s indispensable overnight open thread, we find one of the most hilarious auto-beclownings in all of history committed by Gun Fearing Nazi Wussies.
The story is that some metrosexual wuss with a vagina complex writing for the always hilarious SF Weekly posted an indignant screed about how evil gun-loving murdering fundamentalists, in this case one Iraq vet who’d had his guns impounded twice for violating the California Volksrepublik’s “assault gun” bans (one of the guns impounded was a standard M1A Springfield, which only goes to prove that IQ testing obviously isn’t part of the hiring process for California Law Enforcement personnel) and then had the nerve, the nerve to sue the state for violating his rights afterwards. Both of which cases he, by the way, won. But how dare he question the Almighty Word of the State? Racist! Shut up! The Almighty State is always right, even when it’s obviously wrong. Quit questioning your betters, peasant!
But that, eminently Fiskable as it is, isn’t what’s really rip-roaringly, side-splittingly, hilariously funny. What’s FUNNY is the graphic that said Gun Fearing Obedient Nanny Slave Wussy posted to help those of us ig’nant enough not to know what an Evil Assault Murder Racist Gun™ looks like:
See something funny there? Go on, don’t rush, we’ve got time.
Really scary guns all, we agree, at least to a liberal. But, then again, a Nerf gun would make one of them piss their pants and void their bowels. But the two weapons that really caught our attention to the point where we’ll fall asleep longing for the day we can put our yearning, Imperial mitts on them are the BR55AT-WW 40MW plasma rifle and M19 SSM rocket launcher.
Of course, we’ll have to wait until the 26th Century when Halo is no longer a science fiction computer game, but it’ll be worth it.
And we’ll get them too, because if there’s really anything to Darwin’s theory of evolution, all the liberals will have turned into rainbow-colored My Little Ponies™ by then none of whom, last we checked, can vote.
Or Soylent Green, but that works for us too.