All the Voices in His Head

We guess that if, Heaven forbid, Mittens “I can’t have illegals! I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake!” Romney gets the nomination, they’re going to have to allow him twice the time of Obam-bam in the debates so he’ll have time to present both of his views on everything:


It’ll be like having three presidential candidates, two of whom are Ogabe.

Somebody needs to make sure that Mittens’ Thorazine scrip is refilled.

And to those who think that the NSDWP won’t use this against Mittens if he’s the nominee because “they can’t, seeing as how Obumbles is even more of a flip-flopper”, we have only this to say:

Yeah. Because we all just know that the MFM, being fair and impartial and all, will conscientiously cover every single one of Golfsalot’s flip-flops as well.




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    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    another good reason to tell Santa all i want for Christmas is ammo…..

    lots and lots of ammo.

    and it doesn’t even have to be re-loadable, as long as it shoots reliably.

    /invest in commodities. %-)

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    Gosh, isn’t he just the cutest thing?

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    M167A1 growls and barks:

    It is amusing watching the Chevy Chase republicans fret over the lac of support for gov Romeny.

    I’m getting the sense that redc1c4 may have the right investment plan going though….

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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    It now looks like’lil Mittens McPrecious can sit at a table and debate himself, just like John “Lurch” Kerry, What do they add to the drinking water up there? It obviously causes brain damage!

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    0352crumb crunch growls and barks:

    Looks like I’ve turned into a Newt (it got better) supporter. He’s not Ideal, but I strongly support his views on national security, and short of Palin or Allen West jumping I think he’s my best bet for a vote with only a minimum amount of nose holding. I think that watching a debate between him and Ogabe would be like watching a bear bat around a gerbil ball.

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    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    i found this at Say Uncle, please watch.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    0352crumb crunch @ #:

    Everything you said, Crumb, but especially this:

    0352crumb crunch says:

    I think that watching a debate between him and Ogabe would be like watching a bear bat around a gerbil ball.

    Watching Newt drop one FFE after another on TOTUS without even breaking a sweat would be really, truly, almost orgasmically sweet.

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    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    i’d still rather have Perry than either of these two Beltway RINOs…

    i know he’s a good candidate because of the speed with which all the “exspurts” came out with arguments against him, and how they magnified any and every misstep he made.

    who here has never lost their train of thought while speaking, especially under pressure? that’s the biggest argument anyone has against him, is that he lost his place for a second? puhleeze.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    The Tennessee College Republican Committee put out an interesting video entitled, “The Debt Generation.” In it, young people lament having voted for President Obama and pledge not to do so again in 2012. Pretty interesting, no?

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    redc1c4 @ #:
    Sorry, I gotta disagree with you there. His “y’all are heartless, because you want to toss illegals out on their ass” routine made me want to punch him in the throat. And his respect for property rights is suspect, given his shoddy eminent domain record.

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    redc1c4 @ #14:
    I’m still waiting for Sarah to exercise her God-given womanly prerogative to change her mind next spring.

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    emily_nelson growls and barks:

    Perry is still in the race isn’t he? I think he has the best record of all the candidates so far. He’s run TX for 10 years and we’re doing as well as we can with an Obambi administration. The perfect is the enemy of the good.