In Surprise Announcement, David Flubber Frum Announces Support For…

Huntsman, of course.

But that was only because Zombie Stalin isn’t running on the GOP ticket.

The column is, as we have become accustomed to from the pudgy, sticky fingers of Eclaire Boy™, a long litany of why the only way the GOP can win is to embrace every single liberal talking point ever uttered in order to become “authentically conservative.”

In fact, the only reason we mention it at all is his closing paragraph:

Any other nominee [than Huntsman or Romney — Emp.M.] would gravely test my commitment to the political party I’ve supported since I entered the United States as a college student in the fall of 1978.

First, we’d like to see some examples of that “commitment”, and we’re not talking about involuntary ones to institutions for the terminally delusional.

Second, if we read the above right, then you’re saying that, should Liberal-Dum or Liberal-Dee fail to become the nominee, you’ll finally quit pretending to be a Republican and come out of the closet to join your liberal fellow travelers?

If ever there was a better argument in favor of voting for anybody but those two clowns, we haven’t heard of it.

Thatisall.

5 comments

  1. 1
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Frump was never a Republican let alone a conservative.

  2. 2
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Huntsman, just another DIABLO. He might as well change parties and run against Sirgolfsalot.

  3. 3
    DarkStar growls and barks:

    I would like to see Frum go back from whence he can. He hasn’t added anything of value to this nation, maybe his country of origin will be able to glean something of value from him, although I doubt it.

    Frum is a wannabe pseudo intellectual conservative, just ask him!

  4. 4
    M167A1 growls and barks:

    Agreed,
    Frum has been a moderate democrat who is perhaps a bit disillusioned by the really far left crowd. He is by no means a conservative and not really noteworthy in any regard. CNN will hire just about anyone these days after all.

    Wonder if he is related to John Frum? :em05:

  5. 5
    LC George, Apocryphal Prophet growls and barks:

    Frum is a true conservative in the mold of T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII.