Another Year, Another Black Friday Riot

And, as usual, the “reasonable” pundits try to find faults among both sides.

Our Imperial Conclusion, on the other hand, is this:

If you are willing to behave like a wild animal, then you fully deserve to be treated like one, no matter what your “excuse” might be.

Don’t show up at a free for all cage match and then start whining to us if you get a black eye as a result.

Just stay at home. Unless you can point out to us the spot in the Constitution that enumerates your right to get a 50% discount on an iPad in the midst of what you know is going to be an arena fight with no danger of getting bruised.

Get over yourselves, you pathetic wussy pissants, because we’re getting more and more depressed that we apparently belong to the same species as you.

Thatisall.

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LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

Yes, the new ghetto dance, at Wally World, lets go do the grandma stomp…. These assholes sicken me, buying shit they don’t need with cash they don’t have….. I have tried to imagine what it would be like in a real emergency….say a food line, better yet drug store or smoke shop. I prep…….and would simply be home with like… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Pepper spray? Pleazzzzee :em07:

Try a couple of CS ‘nads on for size then come see me (if you can).

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

No shit, Light, amen bro’.. I got tear gassed once, quite enough, thank you very much.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Seconding that about CS gas.

Pepper spray is more at home on Buffalo Wings than crowd control.

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Guys, Join the good old Uncle Sams Misguided Children’s gun club and you’ll have the privilege of being gassed every year and before you go out on float free of charge. Try singing all three stanzas of the Marine Corps Hymn before they let you out and you’ll be amazed at the amount of snot the human body can produce… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

interesting that……after a few incidents of violence and disrespect by the lower rungs of our populace on the busiest shppping day of the year…..and all after Thanksgiving shoppers are branded as crazy. On the other hand, rapes and murders and drug busts and sexual assaults and vandalism and street violence are NOT the norm in the OWS street puppet camps…..they… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

heading out yesterday morning, my wife says “why are you putting the shotgun in the back seat?”.

I say “it requires less aiming skills after a day of drinking.”

bruce
bruce

i go to the base exchange where that sort of behavior is not tolerated because if they do several large pissed off marines will frog march them off to the brig.anyone who acts like that will not be able to use the exchange again. :em05:

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

A major suburban municipality in my area is getting loads of crap from outside media over their ticketing of businesses who opened before 6 A.M. yesterday which is explicitly declared in their ordinance. The big stores opened at midnight. Whats a $1000 fine to them? There were no complaints from the shoppers nor was there any mayhem. Had the police… Read more »

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: interesting that……after a few incidents of violence and disrespect by the lower rungs of our populace on the busiest shppping day of the year…..and all after Thanksgiving shoppers are branded as crazy. On the other hand, rapes and murders and drug busts and sexual assaults and vandalism and street violence are NOT… Read more »

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

LC Spare Parts:
I just sleep in on Black Friday, the LAST thing I want to do is go to a store. Full of rude, inconsiderate, greedy people… Kinda like Congress (the opposite of progress…) without the fancy digs or titles. :em04:

Lady H
Lady H

Nincompoops, though I think the media are hyperventilating over this (probably to blame corporations to help the OWSer cause, never mind PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY AND INDIVIDUAL GREED.)

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

I almost braved the crowd..Gander Mtn had a Bushmaster .223 scary black rifle for $599.99 friday only, My wife said I should have picked up a few for the impending zombie apocolypse, well thats what she says to scare our youngest son :em01:

MikeG
MikeG

The wife asked me if I wanted to come with her to Wal-mart on Thanksgiving for the 10PM early Black Friday stuff. I told her that I would, but not unarmed. See…she still has not become comfortable with me carrying. Still working on that.

I got to stay home.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

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