Another Year, Another Black Friday Riot

And, as usual, the “reasonable” pundits try to find faults among both sides.

Our Imperial Conclusion, on the other hand, is this:

If you are willing to behave like a wild animal, then you fully deserve to be treated like one, no matter what your “excuse” might be.

Don’t show up at a free for all cage match and then start whining to us if you get a black eye as a result.

Just stay at home. Unless you can point out to us the spot in the Constitution that enumerates your right to get a 50% discount on an iPad in the midst of what you know is going to be an arena fight with no danger of getting bruised.

Get over yourselves, you pathetic wussy pissants, because we’re getting more and more depressed that we apparently belong to the same species as you.

Thatisall.

16 comments

  1. 1
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Yes, the new ghetto dance, at Wally World, lets go do the grandma stomp….
    These assholes sicken me, buying shit they don’t need with cash they don’t have…..
    I have tried to imagine what it would be like in a real emergency….say a food line, better yet drug store or smoke shop.
    I prep…….and would simply be home with like minded souls sorting out ammo, hoping it is never needed.
    The world would be better off without these people, no regard for human compassion, or God, needless to say the wishes and hopes of others, all cast aside in a materialistic frenzy……gotta’ win.
    Somehow I doubt this would happen at a gun shop….

  2. 2
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Pepper spray? Pleazzzzee :em07:

    Try a couple of CS ‘nads on for size then come see me (if you can).

  3. 3
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    No shit, Light, amen bro’.. I got tear gassed once, quite enough, thank you very much.

  4. 4
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Seconding that about CS gas.

    Pepper spray is more at home on Buffalo Wings than crowd control.

  5. 5
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Guys,

    Join the good old Uncle Sams Misguided Children’s gun club and you’ll have the privilege of being gassed every year and before you go out on float free of charge.

    Try singing all three stanzas of the Marine Corps Hymn before they let you out and you’ll be amazed at the amount of snot the human body can produce while trying to gouge out your eyes with your bare hands.

  6. 6

    interesting that……after a few incidents of violence and disrespect by the lower rungs of our populace on the busiest shppping day of the year…..and all after Thanksgiving shoppers are branded as crazy.

    On the other hand, rapes and murders and drug busts and sexual assaults and vandalism and street violence are NOT the norm in the OWS street puppet camps…..they are anomalies.

  7. 7
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    heading out yesterday morning, my wife says “why are you putting the shotgun in the back seat?”.

    I say “it requires less aiming skills after a day of drinking.”

  8. 8
    bruce growls and barks:

    i go to the base exchange where that sort of behavior is not tolerated because if they do several large pissed off marines will frog march them off to the brig.anyone who acts like that will not be able to use the exchange again. :em05:

  9. 9
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    A major suburban municipality in my area is getting loads of crap from outside media over their ticketing of businesses who opened before 6 A.M. yesterday which is explicitly declared in their ordinance. The big stores opened at midnight. Whats a $1000 fine to them? There were no complaints from the shoppers nor was there any mayhem. Had the police really tried to enforce the law and close the stores until 0600 with the public already inside, we might have seen trouble. The merchants intend to just pay up and apply to the city council for a variance next year. That would be a mistake. They would draw much better not opening before 6 as the maniacs would all go somewhere else. Advertising that fact would help even more. Wouldn’t you rather shop in an asshole free environment? :em03:

  10. 10
    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

    interesting that……after a few incidents of violence and disrespect by the lower rungs of our populace on the busiest shppping day of the year…..and all after Thanksgiving shoppers are branded as crazy.

    On the other hand, rapes and murders and drug busts and sexual assaults and vandalism and street violence are NOT the norm in the OWS street puppet camps…..they are anomalies.

    A good observation.

  11. 11
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    LC Spare Parts:
    I just sleep in on Black Friday, the LAST thing I want to do is go to a store. Full of rude, inconsiderate, greedy people… Kinda like Congress (the opposite of progress…) without the fancy digs or titles. :em04:

  12. 12
    Lady H growls and barks:

    Nincompoops, though I think the media are hyperventilating over this (probably to blame corporations to help the OWSer cause, never mind PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY AND INDIVIDUAL GREED.)

  13. 13
    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:

    I almost braved the crowd..Gander Mtn had a Bushmaster .223 scary black rifle for $599.99 friday only, My wife said I should have picked up a few for the impending zombie apocolypse, well thats what she says to scare our youngest son :em01:

  14. 14
    MikeG growls and barks:

    The wife asked me if I wanted to come with her to Wal-mart on Thanksgiving for the 10PM early Black Friday stuff. I told her that I would, but not unarmed. See…she still has not become comfortable with me carrying. Still working on that.

    I got to stay home.

  15. 15
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Adam Carolla Breaks Down Occupy Movement: ‘F**king Self-Entitled Monsters’

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/adam-carolla-breaks-down-occupy-movement-fking-self-entitled-monsters/


Other websites that have referenced this:

(Always a sign of good taste -- especially since they bothered to link to us) Go Check them out
  1. The Possibility of a .45 Slug In the Chest Is A Wonderful Calmative | Daily Pundit