Businessman of the Week Award

Goes to Bill Looman of U.S. Cranes, LLC, who started putting signs in his trucks saying “New Company Policy: We are not hiring until Obama is gone.”

Mr. Looman explains further:“Can’t afford it,” explained the employer, Bill Looman, Tuesday evening. “I’ve got people that I want to hire now, but I just can’t afford it. And I don’t foresee that I’ll be able to afford it unless some things change in D.C.” Looman made it clear, talking with 11Alive’s Jon Shirek, that he is not refusing to hire to make some political point; it’s that he doesn’t believe he can hire anyone, because of the economy. And he blames the Obama administration.

Unexpected visits from various federal alphabet soup agencies in 5…4…3…

Damn, too late:

Looman did receive some unexpected attention not long after he put up his signs and Facebook photos. He said someone, and he thinks he knows who it was, reported him to the FBI as a threat to national security. He said the accusation filtered its way through the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security and finally the Secret Service. Agents interviewed him.

Because G-d knows that there is no larger threat to national security than somebody not worshiping at the feet of the liberals’ god emperor, Princess Affirmative Action Twinkletoes Hussein Obam-bam.

As a matter of fact, we’re told that Janet Incompetano’s HeimatsSicherheitsHauptAmt, following up on their roaring success with the Terrorist Turkey Fryer PSA, will have a video out shortly instructing the subjects of his most holy majesty Obama on how to properly pay homage to the Lightbringer Barack, just in time for Christmas The Festival of Barack, where we sing praises to the carrier of the holy light that brings longer days etc. etc. etc.

Excuse us, we have to go vomit…

So how’s that Hope and Change working out for you, Fiddy2ers?

Got food stamp?



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    Charges of “Counter-Revolutionary Wrecking” as well as hate crimes charges for discriminating against the unemployed will be filed shortly, I am sure.

    I for one have absolutely no issue with what this guy’s doing. None.

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    Special Ed growls and barks:

    Aaaaw, fark. I really need to stock up on more ammo. Plus, a mid-range sturmgewehr would be a nice addition …

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Special Ed says:

    Plus, a mid-range sturmgewehr would be a nice addition …

    A Sturmgewehr 44 would set you back quite a bit, and that’s assuming you could find one in good condition.

    Why not go for the heir to that fine rifle?

    As the proud owner of one and somebody who had the original G3 as a service weapon for nearly a decade and a half, I can attest to the fact that the PTR is, if anything, an improvement over the original, something that I thought impossible. A true tack driver with a punch that will cause NSDWP brownshirts to soil themselves at the mere sight of one.

    It’s got the ruggedness, simplicity and reliability of an AK-47 combined with the accuracy and range of an M1A.

    And spare parts are easy to find and cheap to buy because they never, ever, ever break.

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    Special Ed growls and barks:

    Tcha! Und Teuer! I’m thinking a simple AK47 or SKS would fit the bill. I’ve met a number of fine shooters, and none who could outshoot their weapon. Tack-drivers I’ve a-plenty, I’d like a high-fire-rate center-mass easy-mag-change type of weapon. 7.62X39 is plenty deadly up to 300 meters, and I can do that every time with the issue crap.

    I do like me some gun Pr0n, though …

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Sounds like my husband in a way…he refuses to sell our house until O is out of the the White House.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Who says “Attack Watch” isn’t serving it’s intended purpose of intimidation of the workers? The East German Stasi would have drooled at the tools of suppression we have today.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I @ #:

    Once again I must respectfully disagree with our Glorious Emperor (may vodka rain on him forever). The mere sight of a platoon of Paras yomping down the street with this is enough to send anyone with more then two functioning brain cells running back to the bar for more liquid courage.

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    If you read mine at all, you’ll see I’ve been…frothing…a bit. You know what may well be necessary as well as I do. I don’t want it, but if so so be it. There are personnel in the right places that could fix this entire thing in roughly 30 seconds with 2 clicks on the radio. Anyone who has sworn the OATH needs to read what they’ve sworn to defend. :em08: This may or may not have been the exact right post for this comment, but it’ll do.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    You know what may well be necessary

    I agree with you, Mr, Blake.
    I see no other way now….
    I watch the ghetto animals kill each other at Wally World……wait until they have no food, drugs or booze.
    Now won’t that be entertaining…?
    Obama wants us socialist, high finance wants us slaves……..
    The Second Amendment was made for times like this……

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Good morning all, I have someone debating me in my comments and I can’t take the time to explain the facts of life to him.

    Could you assist please? He’s at least polite and not using naughty language.