News Stations We’d Like to Have on Cable

It would seem that FOX has found a competitor in the Imperial Household (Note: It’s the delivery, not the content that is of interest here):


Couldn’t have expressed it better ourself, Tanyushka.

Liberal outrage over “disrespect” for their Beloved Ear Leader in 3…2…

Meanwhile: Compare…

…and contrast



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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    So…Pooty-Poot rides horse without helmet, Comrade!

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    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    I just want to clip that couple of seconds out and play it in a loop.

    :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    Lady H growls and barks:

    Was that Natasha?

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    JakeTheSnake growls and barks:

    Thanks! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. That was awesome!!!

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    LC Draco growls and barks:

    OMFG!!! That is beyond words in ANY language!!!


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    Madam President growls and barks:

    Hahaha! Was that Natasha in disguise?! :em05:

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    That should be our official salute every time the name of Zero is spoken.

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Does “the bird” mean the same thing there that it does here? And, can Sir Golfsalot get ANY wussier???

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC Darth Scoundrel @ #:
    Oh Yeah!!!!

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #:
    I doubt zero knows which end of the horse to feed and which end to clean up after.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Was she giving that gesture to obama because of his policies or because he is (I know this is a stretch) american?

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    Darth Venomous growls and barks:

    I doubt zero knows which end of the horse to feed and which end to clean up after.

    A glance in the mirror for Bambi should solve that problem.

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    Why, oh WHY does the agency not have a fucking plug-in that would allow me to view video??? WHY???????

    Now I have to wait until I get home to partake in the glory! Dammit!!!!!

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    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    Before I ran the clip I was going to ask The Emperor for a translation.

    15 seconds later, nevermind! :em01: :em05: :em07:

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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    We see plenty of pics of Putin doing the Clint Eastwood things, and B. Hussein Obama looking like a cross between Eddie Haskell and Elton John!

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    You don’t think they’re not going to try and shut down NASCAR after this shit went down:

    NASCAR Crowd Boos Michelle Obama

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    bruce growls and barks:

    bongo looks like a pussy but then i repeat my self. :em05:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Darth Venomous @ #:
    Not necessarily methinks.

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    Putin like’s plodding the Steppes on a pussified trail pony?

    This guy could FLY a horse.

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    I, for one, am offended on behalf of the resident contrarian, Dreckwizard

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Meanwhile, “Occupiers” in London are shitting in Saint Paul’s Cathedral, defacing it with graffiti, etc., as reported by Jammie-Wearing Fool:

    The St Paul’s Cathedral protest camp has become littered with human waste and graffiti, while alcohol and drug use are rife, according to legal documents filed by the City of London.

    The Corporation, which is taking legal action to evict the protesters, highlighted the filthy conditions ahead of the court battle which is due to start this week.

    Parts of the dossier come from registrar of St Paul’s, Nicholas Cottam, who wrote to a corporation official outlining the disruptions faced by the cathedral.

    Mr Cottam wrote: ‘Desecration: – graffiti have been scratched and painted on to the great west doors of the cathedral, the chapter house door and most notably a sacrilegious message painted on the restored pillars of the west portico.

    ‘Human defecation has occurred in the west portico entrance and inside the cathedral on several occasions.’

    He also made reference to noisy interruptions during services, foul language directed at staff and the use of alcohol and ‘other stimulants’ that appeared to ‘fuel the noise levels day and night’.

    Just like their filthy brothers-in-hate, the moslems, pissed and shat in the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem.

    Fecal wrath, according to Freud, belonged to the Infant stage of development. But at least the infant’s wrath isn’t evil.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID @ #:

    Looks like someone at Bowel got all their little pansy friends to write nasty messages about “rednecks” in response to that U-tube video. Hilariously, the pinkos even accuse the Republicans of being “unpatriotic” for booing the First Cow.

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    harleycowboy growls and barks:

    Who can translate the video?

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    harleycowboy growls and barks:


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    harleycowboy @ #:

    She’s reporting on the APEC Conference, saying that Medvedev will take over the leadership post that was previously held by American President Barack Obama. Just as she gets Zero’s name out of her mouth, the bird flies.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Made Drudge…getting better by the minute. And what are the crybaby libs going to do about it? The Russians hold them in almost as much contempt as we do……

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    Mike M growls and barks:

    Here’s an example of the kind of activity that gets tagged as seditious in the Era of Obama and pretty much guarantees you a visit from the FBI and/or the Secret Service.

    I stand (sit?) with Tatiana Limanova.

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ # 8: Yes it does and no he/it couldn’t. She got fired for that, actually. Or sent to the newsroom as a writer instead of a presenter, or some such.