The StuporCommittee? Glad You Asked

They’re achieving nothing and will fail just as epically as anybody with an IQ above room temperature (thus excluding the entirety of the GOP establishment RINOcracy) predicted they would back when Weepy Boner and McCockhead announced their historic “victory” in securing everything the Ogabe Junta wanted in return for absolutely no spending cuts.

Oh, but we’d get the Sooper-dooper-committee, don’t you know, and they’d achieve everything that Boner/McCockhead and the rest of the RINOs have lifted not a finger to achieve, because if they didn’t, then the rules would, er… Give the Demorats everything they wanted. Again.

His Imperial Majesty would like to paraphrase a bit here: “Mr. Boner: If you don’t want to use your House majority, I should like to borrow it for a time.”

And, of course, as we also predicted, the Republicans would be blamed for all of this which, in one of the more hilarious moments of the debt ceiling debate, was actually what the Boner Cave-in, Roll Over and Play Dead “Strategy” was designed so very craftily to avoid. At least if you were to listen to the RINO punditocracy, something nobody with the sense that G-d gave slimy slugs would ever do.

The president recently has taken a hands-off approach in the ongoing talks to reduce the deficit, deferring to a bipartisan panel of six senators and six House members who have so far been unable to agree on a deficit-reduction package, in large measure, because Republicans have refused to accept Democratic proposals to increases taxes individuals or certain sectors of the economy.

We see what you did there. So who’s to blame? The Republicans for “refusing” to accept the Democrat “proposals” which, translated into English, means “refusing to cave into Democrat demands.” Because it obviously couldn’t be the Democrat’s fault for putting forth proposals demands that the Republicans couldn’t possibly accept.

Likewise, negotiations broke down in 1939 which led to the Second World War “because the Polish government refused to accept German proposals that they cede Danzig and the Corridor to Germany.”

Bad, bad, BAD Poles!

And here His Imperial Majesty was, having spent his entire life blaming the Germans for that whole bloody 6 year mess, what with the Holocaust, tens of millions of dead and everything!

Consider us schooled. Obviously we’re no match for the Wall Street Journal when it comes to interpreting what’s really going on.

The article linked, by the way, is mostly about Romney blaming Ogabe for the whole mess because of inactivity which, though true, is hardly surprising where president “lead from behind” Golfsalot is concerned, so we’ll file that under “newsflash: Water discovered to be wet.” (Although that last bit might be considered controversial in the EU, at least until a scientific committee in Italy decides whether it is, indeed, wet. But we digress).

Everything happened exactly the way we said it would when Boner and McCockface walked straight into the trap. Those two clowns are going to have to go in 2012 as well.

G-d we hate to be right sometimes.

Thatisall.

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LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Here’s an obvious prediction: “Organized civil unrest will occur from the SEIU thugocracy being told their pensions are to be frozen do to the necessary government shutdown.” Rand Paul, the Kentucky senator who was elected with strong support from the tea party, said Sunday the automatic cuts that would follow a “super committee” failure may be the only way for… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

The president recently has taken a hands-off approach in the ongoing talks to reduce the deficit,

Seems to me he’s taken a hands-off approach to everything but his golf clubs.

LC Mike in Chi says:

So the cuts are coming

Check Fox News this am. McCain and Graham are currently writing legislation to stop the automatic cuts from occurring.

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. says:

Check Fox News this am. McCain and Graham are currently writing legislation to stop the automatic cuts from occurring.

Kerry was on this AM and said verbatim that the impasse is due to “expiring the Bush Tax cuts. Nothing more than a continuation of the class warfare being waged.

Virago
Virago

The StuporCommittee nicely sums it up.

AyUaxe
AyUaxe

Anyone notice that the only expenses to get cut, if the congresscum fail to do their jobs are for things that matter to us, not to them? What kind of incentive is that? Isn’t it really just an extortion scheme, where they’re going to tell us if we don’t vote for them or don’t support their tax hikes, yada yada… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

And, of course, as we also predicted, the Republicans would be blamed And we went yelling and hollering into the night that this would happen. But nooooo…..fuckin’ Boner was in such a hurry playing the standard ‘lets all just get along’ game that the RINOgs have been so successful in the past with. I heard an AP radio news article… Read more »