President Food Stamp Un-Saves and Un-Creates Another 200,000 Jobs in the Midst of Massive Unemployment

We don’t know why we keep mentioning what ought to be obvious to all but the terminally ignorant, but we keep thinking that somehow, at some point people are going to sit up and notice that “creating or saving jobs” is the last thing on president Golfsalot’s mind.

President Obama’s United States Department of Agriculture has delayed shale gas drilling in Ohio for up to six months by cancelling a mineral lease auction for Wayne National Forest (WNF). The move was taken in deference to environmentalists, on the pretext of studying the effects of hydraulic fracturing.

“Conditions have changed since the 2006 Forest Plan was developed,” announced WNF Supervisor Anne Carey on Tuesday. “The technology used in the Utica & Marcellus Shale formations need to be studied to see if potential effects to the surface are significantly different than those identified in the Forest Plan.” The study will take up to six months to complete.

Meaning “forever”, of course, as no government “study” has ever been completed on time for as long as governments have existed.

Not that it matters a whole lot. As far as those 200,000 workers who are now indefinitely barred from getting jobs are concerned, not to mention any American consuming anything that involves the use of energy (that’s also known as “everything” for those of you currently Occutarding Wherever), what it means is that there won’t be any paychecks and that all goods will keep getting more expensive as inflation soars.

And kindly don’t bring up the CPI to argue that there is barely any inflation. That number became as meaningless as a politician’s campaign promises the moment FedGovCo decided to exclude such unnecessary luxuries as food and energy from the calculation of it. All to keep the peasants dumb and happy. Who are you going to believe? The number at the bottom of your grocery store receipt or a nice, shiny number made up by “professionals” with degrees? Now shut up, serf, and vote NSDWP.

But we digress.

It’s becoming clearer with every day that Il Douche is every bit the acolyte of Cloward-Piven that those of us with brains knew that he was years ago. Destroy the system by making it collapse, then swoop in as “savior” of the nation when the unwashed start screaming that “something needs to be done.”

It is all very deliberate and it has been from Day One.

Or, if you’re still in doubt, allow us to ask you this: If SCOAMF and the NSDWP were to really go all out to deliberately bring our nation to its knees, what would they do differently from what they’re already doing?

Just remember, you dumb peasants: It’s all your own fault because you’re too lazy. Ear Leader, the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, said so himself.

Too lazy to do jobs that he refuses to allow the creation of.

Adolf Hitler and his NSDAP rode to power on the back of a pre-existing societal collapse.

SCOAMF and his NSDWP didn’t have that, so they set about creating a collapse of their own.

The rest, as they say, is or will be history.

Gentlemen, lube your weapons.

Thatisall.

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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

I am never one to wish and hope that Friday will get here quicker, you know, live today like its your last.

But Dogdamn, I really wish it was Nov. 18th 2012 right now, and this fucking nightmare was over. :em08:

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says: I am never one to wish and hope that Friday will get here quicker, you know, live today like its your last. But Dogdamn, I really wish it was Nov. 18th 2012 right now, and this fucking nightmare was over. When Teh Won loses in November of 2012 the time between the… Read more »

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard

I think Ear Leader’s timing is off just a bit. But Fast and Furious was intended to prime the Lame Stream Media to scream and cry and moan that we need yet more draconian gun laws that would disarm the law abiding, and the Occupy (bowel) Movement was intended to set the stage for violent class warfare so the LSM… Read more »

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FrankOK

Emperor Misha I says: LC Ogrrre says: stood up against a wall and shot … hopefully on live tv. In his particular case, given his history, I think “impaled on a #9 iron and made to rotate on same” would be more appropriate. Emperor Misha I recently posted..President Food Stamp Un-Saves and Un-Creates Another 200,000 Jobs in the Midst of… Read more »

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LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Ogrrre says: So, what happens when the Commies lose the elections in 2012? The Occupy Mommy’s Basement crowd will start rioting, the New Black Panthers will start rioting, La Raza will start rioting, Bambi will declare martial law and nullify the elections and proclaim himself President For Life, and will be dragged screaming and kicking from the Whitehouse by… Read more »