Great Moments in Premature Explodulation

Seems the Domodedovo attack wasn’t the first such attempt, only the first one turned out… poorly for the wannabe explodulator (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative).

The “Black Widow” bomber, who may belong to the group that attacked Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, planned to set off her suicide belt near Red Square, potentially killing hundreds of people, the newspaper reported.

And this is where the story takes a… fucking HILARIOUS turn:

Instead, security sources believe that a text message wishing the woman a happy new year from her mobile phone provider set off the explosives hours before the planned attack, The Daily Telegraph said.

“There, all set. The cursed infidels will rue the day, RUE THE DAY, I tell you! Wait, is that my phone rin…”

*BOOM!*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH!

Listen, dear LCs, the next time we get one of those automated “to our valued customers” greetings, we promise, PROMISE we won’t get pissed off!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!

“Death by courtesy call…”

Thatisall.

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mousseman
mousseman

Telemarketers could have uses beyond our wildest dreams. :em01:

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952

:em01: I shouldn’t :em99: laugh, I really know I shouldn’t laugh :em99: aw…fuck it!!! :em01: :em01: :em01:

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

They aren’t called ‘splodeyDOPES for nuthin, ya know.

LC Random Numbers
LC Random Numbers

Proof that SPAM KILLS!!! :em01:

LC DerKrieger
LC DerKrieger

Heh, more like spam saved lives, in this case! :em01:

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

LOLs, now that is funny, right there. :em01: :em01:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

“We love spam, wonderful spam…”

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

This is hysterical, because Taliban don’t have answering machines.

Azygos
Azygos

Spam, spam spam spam

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

“This party you are trying to reach is,,,,mist,,, at this time,, please try again later,,”

They couldn’t agree on the gender,, m-heh,,

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

I’m honored by the hat tip ..

ALLAH FUBAR!! :em01:

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger

So, does the stupid hajmo cunt think that if she blows up all the C-4 in her cavernous smelly cunt, she’ll actually get some REAL men to FUCK her in the afterlife? LOL. Listen, you stupid shaheed bitch: I fucked all the best. None of them will fuck you if you were all the rest. Your cunt is rotten and… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

Response to Princess Natasha, Resident Bohemian Bum @:

Don’t hold back, tell us how you TRULY feel :em02:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Nat needs some prowling time,, ‘got too much unsprung,, it’s gotta find a way out,,, :em95:

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous

Would they give a Darwin Award™ for that? :em01:

LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ
LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ

Now that reminds me of the skit Jeff Dunham did with Achmed, the Dead Terrorist. :em01: :em99: