Seems the Domodedovo attack wasn’t the first such attempt, only the first one turned out… poorly for the wannabe explodulator (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative).
The “Black Widow” bomber, who may belong to the group that attacked Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, planned to set off her suicide belt near Red Square, potentially killing hundreds of people, the newspaper reported.
And this is where the story takes a… fucking HILARIOUS turn:
Instead, security sources believe that a text message wishing the woman a happy new year from her mobile phone provider set off the explosives hours before the planned attack, The Daily Telegraph said.
“There, all set. The cursed infidels will rue the day, RUE THE DAY, I tell you! Wait, is that my phone rin…”
*BOOM!*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH!
Listen, dear LCs, the next time we get one of those automated “to our valued customers” greetings, we promise, PROMISE we won’t get pissed off!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
“Death by courtesy call…”
Thatisall.
Telemarketers could have uses beyond our wildest dreams.
They aren’t called ‘splodeyDOPES for nuthin, ya know.
Proof that SPAM KILLS!!!
Heh, more like spam saved lives, in this case!
LOLs, now that is funny, right there.
“We love spam, wonderful spam…”
This is hysterical, because Taliban don’t have answering machines.
Spam, spam spam spam
“This party you are trying to reach is,,,,mist,,, at this time,, please try again later,,”
They couldn’t agree on the gender,, m-heh,,
I’m honored by the hat tip ..
ALLAH FUBAR!!
So, does the stupid hajmo cunt think that if she blows up all the C-4 in her cavernous smelly cunt, she’ll actually get some REAL men to FUCK her in the afterlife? LOL. Listen, you stupid shaheed bitch: I fucked all the best. None of them will fuck you if you were all the rest. Your cunt is rotten and… Read more »
Response to Princess Natasha, Resident Bohemian Bum @:
Don’t hold back, tell us how you TRULY feel
Nat needs some prowling time,, ‘got too much unsprung,, it’s gotta find a way out,,,
Would they give a Darwin Award™ for that?
Now that reminds me of the skit Jeff Dunham did with Achmed, the Dead Terrorist.
