In Other News, Accomplice to Mass Murder AG Holder Starts Flirting with Perjury too

Suddenly remembering that why, yes, he did know about No Mexican Drug Cartel Left Unarmed™ a lot sooner than he’d sworn earlier

Attorney General Eric Holder flip-flopped his Operation Fast and Furious testimony during a Tuesday Senate Judiciary Committee hearing. During a May 3 House Judiciary Committee hearing, Holder told Congressional investigators at least twice that he had only learned of the controversial Operation Fast and Furious gun-walking program a “few weeks” beforehand. But testifying Tuesday, Holder’s timeline changed.

His new testimony amounts to an admission that he misled Congress during that May 3 hearing. House oversight committee chairman Rep. Darrell Issa and Rep. Jason Chaffetz both asked him during that hearing when he had first learned of “Fast and Furious,” and he answered the same way twice.

“I did say a ‘few weeks,’” Holder clarified Tuesday, responding to questions from Vermont Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy, who chairs the Senate Judiciary Committee. “I probably could’ve said ‘a couple of months.’ I didn’t think the term I said, ‘few weeks,’ was inaccurate based on what happened.”

“A few weeks”, “a few months”, what’s the difference? Tell that to Scooter Libby who was convicted for not being able to accurately recall, to the last minute detail, a conversation he’d had years prior.

Not important. What is important is that Holder mass-shipping illegal guns to known criminals in Mexico, leading to hundreds of murders, is positive proof that we need more gun control, according to Holder:

“On March 10, I testified about this matter before the Senate Appropriations Committee. So, clearly, by the time I testified in may, before the House Committee I’d known about Fast and Furious for several weeks, as I indicated, a couple of months. The focus on which day, which month in some ways is a bit of a distraction.

Entirely avoidable if you hadn’t been lying through your teeth the whole time, of course.

It does nothing to address what I think concerns us most and that is the flow of weapons from the United States across the Southwest border,” Attorney General Eric Holder said to the Senate Judiciary Committee this morning.

It absolutely does concern us a lot. Particularly seeing as how at least a few thousand guns wouldn’t have “flowed across the Southwest border” if you and your goons hadn’t practically carried them across the border yourselves.

It seems to us that the real solution to this problem isn’t to deny law-abiding U.S. citizens their 2nd Amendment rights but rather to lock you and the entire ATF up in a Supermax and throw away the keys.

In case anybody is still unaware of the true magnitude of this issue, consider this: He and the ATF knowingly supplied illegal, automatic weapons to known murderers in Mexico. If Mexico were to take this as an act of war, they’d be well within their rights. Holder’s actions are no different from, say, Iran supplying weapons to Hezbollah.

There’s a bunch of talk about people calling for Holder’s resignation. His Majesty couldn’t disagree more.

It’s way past the time for a tribunal and a firing squad.

But enough of that. Cain still hasn’t answered whether he upgraded Sharon Bialek’s hotel room or not and it’s driving Ace nuts!



  1. 1
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Either Holder resigns, indicted, and put in prison, or every Nixon aide gets a pardon.

    And Nixon never killed anyone.

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    He and the ATF knowingly supplied illegal, automatic weapons to known murderers in Mexico.

    Now Misha, you know they weren’t automatic weapons. They were off-the-shelf civilian firearms, largely semi-auto AK clones.

  3. 3
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    It sounds to me like we are in dire need of BATF Control laws, they apparently think they’re above the law! To me, every bit of this fiasco and others in the B. Hussein Øbama regime are proof thet we should NEVER trhust the Government, especially its bureaucrarts!

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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    Flirts? I’d say that’s more like getting caught on top of another man’s wife with your sausage out, ready to go.

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Draven32 says:

    He and the ATF knowingly supplied illegal, automatic weapons to known murderers in Mexico.

    … you know they weren’t automatic weapons. They were off-the-shelf civilian firearms, largely semi-auto AK clones.

    … which wouldn’t be at all appealing to those who have the money to buy the REAL things from further down south. They’ve got M79s, M203s, M2s, REAL AKs, and all manner of stuff for sale down in Guatamala and thereabouts we’re unable to buy from a regular gun shop here in the states.

    Knowing the cartels have this menu available from south of THEIR border makes me ask why they even bothered with the civilian-type weapons at all. Surely they weren’t trying to save money, were they?

    How much would it cost to hire the Mossad for a few weeks to have them deliver Holder to the authorities Mexico city? They’re on record saying they WANT to prosecute those responsible.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    “A few weeks, a couple of months” … whether Holder committed perjury depends on what the defininition of “is” is, yes? It worked for Comrade Bubba, which allowed the Corruptocrats and Gutless Wonders in the Senate to refrain from convicting Clinton and thereby removing him from office.
    Holder is a liberal/progressive/marxist/socialist black Dumbasscrat, so there could have been videotape of him personally transporting the weapons to the cartels and he still would get off scott free. Just as there could have been tape of Billy Jeff raping baby girls, but because he was a liberal/progressive/marxist/socialist Dumbasscrat, NOW, the LSM, and the U.S. Senate would have let him skate with their usual “nothing to see here, move along” mantra.

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    Lizard, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    I watched part of the testimony and when he said that he cannot be held responsible for the 115,000 employees in the United States Department of Justice I yelled at the tv and for that statement alone Obama should can your ass because as the head you are responsible. Dumbass

    He also said that letter to Grassley had been poorly put together and he could not be held for what is written in it. BUT your signature appeared at the bottom dumbass therefore you screwed up.

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    Note that he said he definitely knew about it on march 10, he didn’t say how long before March 10 he knew.

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    yochanon growls and barks:

    Sorry for stealing the thread, but I didn’t know how else to get this out quickly.

    I know many of us are hurting financially, I myself have $53 left from my disability check. I saw this about an hour ago and am trying to get the word out to anyone who can get people to go. I’m trying to figure out who I can borrow gas and food money from (I’d sleep in a sleeping bag, fuck a motel/hotel!) but my ‘friends’, what few I have, aren’t in much better shape than me money-wise.

    This seems like a damned good chance to tell the government we’re tired of fearing them and that it’s time the assholes got back to fearing *US*, like they’re supposed to. As vet, it’s chapping my ass I probably can’t go and that it’ll be mostly vets and not enough ‘citizens’ whom those vets fought for, but I can hope.

    If you have the means, please, go. Tell anyone and everyone about this thing. I only found out about it about an hour ago.