Ogabe Caught Shitting on “Occupy Las Vegas”

Though accidentally, we’re sure (h/t LC Sir Intellectual Conservative).

LAS VEGAS – A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport today narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet of their tents.

According to witnesses, the slab fell to earth seconds after Air Force One passed overhead while landing.

“For me to POOP on!”, Ogabe is told to have shouted as the plane passed.

Clark County Director of Aviation Randall Walker was immediately notified and dispatched airport personnel to the campsite, but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.

His investigation was further impeded by the throng of equally smelly worshipers gathered around the site, chanting “O lord Ogabe, we are not worthy of your generous gift”.

Walker told INSIDE VEGAS that he is personally investigating the incident, and will communicate his findings to the President’s staff.

You’ll have to get the MFM to spit it out first, Mr. Walker, or it won’t be able to hear your findings.

Thatisall.

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LC Xealot
LC Xealot

A more truthful metaphor cannot be found. Obama… shitting on the people.

Of course, if “the people” are defined as stinky hippies dumb enough to camp near an airport… maybe they need some poo flung at them.

tweell
tweell

So, does that mean that the Occupy folks were almost hit by an icy BM?

dasbow
dasbow

tweell @ #:

Wow. That was so bad that it’s actually good. Well done, sir.

Bones
Bones

Concur w/das, that was actually funny! :em05:

FrankOK
FrankOK

tweell @ #:
Excellent!!
:em01: and :em05:

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

Perfect !!! That was environmentally friendly there. The dump hit an area where no one would notice the shit smell.

BBBUUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAHAAAAAA !

Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan
Slightly to the right of Gingis Khan

I’m from the “Only good pun is a dead pun” school……. in this case I’ll make an exception. Well done Tweell!

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

I dont remember if I posted this here last night or not, so I want to apologize forthwith if I did this previously. For some reason my brain is drawing a complete blank. Anyway, I did my own sarcastic sendup on #OWS .. some of you have seen this in your email, and yes I sent this to every #occupy… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Seconds before the chunk of ice hit the ground one of the protestors was heard to exclaim at Air Force One:

“Oh Dear Leader Obama, give us all that we deserve!”

tweell @ #:

:em05: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one! :em05:

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

tweell @ #:
LC Gunsniper @ #:
Geez, you are both on fire today!
:em01: :em01:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Hey freeloaders! They’re giving away free beanbags in Oakland!

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @ #:
And flashbangs too!

Tweel, well played sir, well played. :em01:

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

tweell, that was masterful. Of course you realize that The King of Clubs, our Imposter and self-designated savior, is convinced that his stinks not! It could only have been better if he had managed to score a direct hit, putting a poor fortunate hippie into the Guinness. But then he has never scored a direct hit at anything, not even… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

Well, Obama’s supporters ‘finally got them some of the pie’, except that the Occupier in Chief passed it through his body first.

How much better this story would have been with a direct hit and a little bit of cell phone video.

And Tweell: +1!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.

How could they tell from the hippies.

tweell @ #:

Line of the week! :em01:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

And flashbangs too!

I need to correct myself on that, as on further review it is actually a tear gas grenade, not a flashbang. I was suckered in by the MoRon.org title. I should have realized it sooner. I will report to the Imperial Dungeon Game Room for proper remedial education. :em06: