(H/t Jammie Wearing Fool).
First lady MICHELLE OBAMA fuming as PAULA DEEN dishes on her unhealthy eating habits despite new book “American Grown” PR blitz!
MICHELLE OBAMA is now furious with Southern cooking queen PAULA DEEN for crowing that the first lady, a healthy-eating advocate who’s waging a war against childhood obesity, pigs out on fattening foods.
Hey! She’s waging a war on childhood obesity! Once you reach Moochelle’s age, it’s perfectly OK to stuff your pie hole 24/7 with a metric ton of lard every day!
While plugging her new book, “Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible,” the feisty TV chef took a pot shot at Michelle for gorging herself on greasy french fries, fatty hot chicken wings and sugary deep-fried Snickers bars!
“Michelle’s spitting mad,” a source told The ENQUIRER.
As a matter of fact she spat out two whole slices of cheesecake, a stick of deep-fried butter and half a side of bacon, that’s how mad she was.
“She thinks Paula is trying to smear her and her family just as the 2012 presidential election race swings into gear.”
Consulting the Liberal to English dictionary…
“Smear”: Telling the truth about a liberal.
Paula added: “She probably ate more than any other guest I ever had on the show! She kept eating even during commercials. Know what (the Obamas’) favorite foods are? Hot wings. Y’know – those kinds of foods that aren’t necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods.”
“Michelle now deeply regrets ever being on Paula’s show,” added the source. “There are a lot of digs she would have been able to brush off, but portraying her as a high-calorie gorger during her crusade for healthy eating is crossing the line.”
She was so upset that she had to console herself with three boxes of Belgian stuffed chocolates washed down with an extra cream latte.
Eat your veggies, America!