The Art of Passive Aggression

We’re beginning to be moderately impressed with Allahpundit’s hatred of threats to his Golden Boy Mittens “I Can’t Have Illegals Working For Me While I’m Trying to Run For President” Romney.

Or maybe we’re just wondering if it isn’t time for an intervention or, at the very least, for Allahpundit and Mittens to get a room.

But he sure does play it hard. Here he is criticizing, in his patented passive aggressive way, the Herman Cain campaign for having an ad out featuring a horrible, politically incorrect, savage Nazi who smokes (hide the children, for goodness’ sakes!).

If you’ve got a problem with casual smoking during presidential spots, well, that only proves what an uptight establishment RINO you really are.

Notice how Allahpundit played that one?

“Hey, it’s not like I have a problem with people smoking, but don’t criticize me for making a post out of it or you’re just a silly fanatic.”

Brilliant. Classic.

If you’re a sad twit who never got over losing his lunch money in 2nd grade, that is.

Next on Hot Air: A 50 post series on how somebody on the Cain campaign once wore white after Labor Day.

Not that there is anything wrong with that but, really…

The MittBots on Hot Air must be getting really desperate or maybe it’s just that their farm team never really amounted to much in the first place.

Allahpundit, I’ve dated girls like you, but they all had one advantage over you: They actually had a vagina.


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It actually took me a bit to figure out that allahpundit was insulting Cain’s campaign. Passive aggression sucks. Say what you mean. I might not agree, but at least I’d respect this guy for being straight. Maybe allahpundit thinks he’s being snarky, but to me it just comes off as the sort of guy I’d like to punch in the… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Yuck. Thanks for the visual, bro! Now I’m walking around with images of Allahpundit’s vagina and bile in my throat!

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Did somebody say vagina? Where? Whose?

Oh, allahpundit huh? Damn it, damn it all.


Allahpundit, I’ve dated girls like you, but they all had one advantage over you: They actually had a vagina.

Ouch. That’s going to leave a mark.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Could someone please tell allahpundit to change his tampon?

He’s as bad as Biden.