Karmic Irony So Thick You Could Cut It With A Red Sickle

We apologize for the lack of correspondence from The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, lately, but real life has been sticking its ugly head into the booze locker and rifling its way through the Imperial DVD’s o’ Doom™ collection, making a mess of the place that would make the Occupationless Whining Socialists proud. (Those damned layabout muses also need to take their legs out of the air and get off their backs before they’re fired and we put a full-page ad in “Muses ‘n Muffs” magazine.)

Anyway, as we were doing our usual haphazard surfing this morning, we ran across something that brought not only a Cheshire cat-esque smile to the collective faces hanging around The Game Room™, it also almost made us go and cook up a giant pot of warm, chocolate dippin’ puddin’.

We’d do an Imperial Fisking™ of it, but we’re pressed for time in Real Life™, so we’ll just pick several choice tidbits and throw in a few comments. Go read the rest of it in its entirety for some belly laughs and Froodenshoddian Goodliness™

(Note: All comments and emphasis ours–B.)
“They’re imposing a structure on the natural flow of music,” said Seth Harper, an 18-year-old from Georgia. “The GA (General Assembly) decided to do it … they suppressed people’s opinions. I wanted to do introduce a different proposal, but a big black organizer chick with an Afro said I couldn’t. (Racism!!!1!1111!! Wait, this isn’t a Tea Party event, so that could never happen. Never mind.)”

To Shane Engelerdt, a 19-year-old from Jersey City and self-described former “head drummer,” this amounted to a Jacobinic betrayal. (Biblical reference alert! We thought “Regressives” hated everything Judeo-Christian?) “They are becoming the government we’re trying to protest,” he said. “They didn’t even give the drummers a say … Drumming is the heartbeat of this movement. Look around: This is dead, you need a pulse to keep something alive.”

The drummers claim that the finance working group even levied a percussion tax of sorts, taking up to half of the $150-300 a day that the drum circle was receiving in tips. “Now they have over $500,000 from all sorts of places,” said Engelerdt. “We’re like, what’s going on here? They’re like the banks we’re protesting.”

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

These fucking morons never learned about how Socialism/Communism/Marxism works in the REAL world! They were too busy banging on their drums, smoking pot and going to Mickey Moore-on’s celluloid propaganda fecal fests to figure out that the Politburo, Kim Jong Il, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, et al lived high on the hog while the “proletariat” starved to death while toiling to pay for their lavish lifestyles. Welcome to the real world, jackasses.

Fuckin’ idjitz.

F.E.T.E.

(H/T to IHateTheMedia.)

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LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

Brilliant. When will the liberal nutjobs that rail against capitalism and free enterprise understand that the reason why it works so well is that it is rooted in human nature? Any attempt to make a different system work (pick any one – Communism, Socialism, Facism, Totalitarianism, Monarchy, Oligarchy, etc. etc.) simply distorts these natural impulses and forces many to suffer… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

Wealth redistribution, karma and hypocrisy at its finest.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.” Robert Heinlein

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

HA……. so they’re squabbling among themselves, the money quote to me was: “Someone has to be told what to do,” she said. “Someone needs to give orders. There’s no sense of order in this fucking place.” HA I guess once their heads cleared, and they realized that mommy/nanny wasn’t going to make the drums stop or clean up the crap… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

The alphas took the money fools gave the betas which really wasn’t anyone’s because these people don’t believe in private property. They can take their drums and go home or go on strike. Silence is golden, but the squatters still stink.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Secondmouse says:

Why does each succeeding generation feel the need to learn this lesson over and over again?

Because each generation believes that THEY are the ones who can “do it right.” Never mind that socialism/communism have never ever been successful.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

So…the wealth was being redistributed. Isn’t that what they want?

LC Fei Long
LC Fei Long

Biblical reference alert! We thought “Regressives” hated everything Judeo-Christian?

It’s a Fwench Revolution reference to them. :em02:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Welcome back BC…Dont stay away so long………………………

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

“Someone has to be told what to do,”

And so much for the Assholes Of Anarchy™

Now that’s irony you can cut with a knife right there. :em07:

FrankOK
FrankOK

Secondmouse says: Brilliant. When will the liberal nutjobs that rail against capitalism and free enterprise understand that the reason why it works so well is that it is rooted in human nature? … snip That’s probably the most ironic part of all of this – the greedy motherfuckers they’re protesting were doing the same shit they are – but in… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Damnit, if I’m not first somebody else says what I was going to say. And that’s why this is home. :em01:

LC HJ Caveman82952
LC HJ Caveman82952
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Ohhh,, the drummer’s union’s gonna’ strike Cave, the protest will implode for lack of bucket whackers..
The laundry service is dogging ’em too.
Half a mil’ of other people’s money, viewed to be all of their money,, complicated stuff.
Business planning,, not their cuppa’ tea, I see.
‘Neither is investment:
But, somehow,,I don’t think they lost their shirts in any o’ that market.

readerjp
readerjp

I believe the word “Jacobinic” was a word used by someone with a little knowledge, which we all know is a dangerous thing. I’m guessing that they meant “Jacobean”, as in “Jacobean tragedy,” which is very bloody theatre, for example “The Duchess of Malfi.” Where everyone betrays and slaughters one another by the end. “Jacobean” refers to the time of… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.

Oh the silly ass children are starting to fight amongst themselves so sad so very sad that they never paid attention in history class so they would know what was going to happen. WAIT that’s right they didn’t have history class they hade social studies. :em07:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

(Nods)
Lizard, G.L.O.R. says:

WAIT that’s right they didn’t have history class they hade social studies.

Socialist studies,, as applied..

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

Cheapshot, more like anti-Social Studies…

But a horse by any other name…………..

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

Actually, gentlemen, they were probably studying interpretive dance, but the outcome is the same. Profoundly ill-equipped to leave the lecture hall.

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

Well. At least some of them stopped to think when the rules were applied to them. That’s better than I expected. :em01:

Now if only they’ll forget to start again….