We apologize for the lack of correspondence from The Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™, lately, but real life has been sticking its ugly head into the booze locker and rifling its way through the Imperial DVD’s o’ Doom™ collection, making a mess of the place that would make the Occupationless Whining Socialists proud. (Those damned layabout muses also need to take their legs out of the air and get off their backs before they’re fired and we put a full-page ad in “Muses ‘n Muffs” magazine.)
Anyway, as we were doing our usual haphazard surfing this morning, we ran across something that brought not only a Cheshire cat-esque smile to the collective faces hanging around The Game Room™, it also almost made us go and cook up a giant pot of warm, chocolate dippin’ puddin’.
We’d do an Imperial Fisking™ of it, but we’re pressed for time in Real Life™, so we’ll just pick several choice tidbits and throw in a few comments. Go read the rest of it in its entirety for some belly laughs and Froodenshoddian Goodliness™
(Note: All comments and emphasis ours–B.)
“They’re imposing a structure on the natural flow of music,” said Seth Harper, an 18-year-old from Georgia. “The GA (General Assembly) decided to do it … they suppressed people’s opinions. I wanted to do introduce a different proposal, but a big black organizer chick with an Afro said I couldn’t. (Racism!!!1!1111!! Wait, this isn’t a Tea Party event, so that could never happen. Never mind.)”
To Shane Engelerdt, a 19-year-old from Jersey City and self-described former “head drummer,” this amounted to a Jacobinic betrayal. (Biblical reference alert! We thought “Regressives” hated everything Judeo-Christian?) “They are becoming the government we’re trying to protest,” he said. “They didn’t even give the drummers a say … Drumming is the heartbeat of this movement. Look around: This is dead, you need a pulse to keep something alive.”
The drummers claim that the finance working group even levied a percussion tax of sorts, taking up to half of the $150-300 a day that the drum circle was receiving in tips. “Now they have over $500,000 from all sorts of places,” said Engelerdt. “We’re like, what’s going on here? They’re like the banks we’re protesting.”
These fucking morons never learned about how Socialism/Communism/Marxism works in the REAL world! They were too busy banging on their drums, smoking pot and going to Mickey Moore-on’s celluloid propaganda fecal fests to figure out that the Politburo, Kim Jong Il, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, et al lived high on the hog while the “proletariat” starved to death while toiling to pay for their lavish lifestyles. Welcome to the real world, jackasses.
(H/T to IHateTheMedia.)