I’m Confused

So the Libyan people take revenge on Col. Momo and give him the abbreviated Mussolini treatment. That’s a Good Thing™ right? Well, maybe not. If you’re a hyperventilating eunuch anyway.

GENEVA — The U.N. human rights office called Friday for an investigation into the death of ousted Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi, who was captured alive by rebel forces in his hometown of Sirte before shaky amateur footage showed fighters standing over his bloodied body.

Yeah, the videography on that left a lot to be desired. Left me with blue-balls.

“We believe there is a need for an investigation,” said Rupert Colville, a spokesman for the U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights. “More details are needed to ascertain whether he was killed in some form of fighting or was executed after his capture.”

“The two cell phone videos that have emerged, one of him alive, and one of him dead, taken together are very disturbing,” he told reporters in Geneva.

He said between sobs. Where was that concern while Momo was murdering his own people and blowing up planes over Lockerbie?

A Libyan official said Friday that the burial of Gadhafi has been delayed until his death can be examined by the International Criminal Court — though it was not immediately clear if he was referring to a look at the dictator’s body or a probe into what led to his death.

OK, now this is where my confusion sets in. When we popped Bin Laden he was quickly dumped overboard with full Mooselimb burial rites according to the Pisslamic “faith”. Something about goat molesters needing to be buried within 24 hours so as not to offend the moon or some shit like that, and if we did that it would be a Bad Thing™. But the Mooselimbs themselves will delay the burial of a fellow raghead without even so much as a whimper. Reminds of all those one sided Ramadan “cease-fires”.

All this just adds to my general confusion over a few other things in the age of Ogabe.

1. Prosecuting a war in Libya against Col. Momo, who has been a neutered pup since 2003 and no threat to the U.S., in violation of the War Powers Act, is a “just war against a despotic tyrant”, decisive foreign policy, and a victory for Obama. Fighting a war against Sadam Hussein, who was actively targeting U.S. aircraft, supporting terrorists in Israel and across the world, who had used chemical weapons against his own people and Iran, and was actively reconstituting his weapons program, is an illegal war of imperialism and Bush, Cheney et al need to be prosecuted in the Hague.

2.  Dithering for 18 hours before ordering the raid that killed Bin Laden is “decisive”, “brave”, and “bold leadership”. Leading our nation out of a recession in the middle of the worst domestic attack in our history, prosecuting a war in two theaters and setting the policies and strategy which prevented future attacks and laid the groundwork necessary to eventually track down Bin Laden, makes Bush a simpering chimp.

3. In 2009 pro-democracy protesters rose up against the Mullahs in Tehran, the heart of the Islamofacist movement that wants to see the west destroyed, the center of gravity of the Long War. It was the end goal of the campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan. Ogabe “bore witness” while they were gunned down and the Mullahs were allowed to stay in power. Same same in Syria. But vague and shadowy uprisings against Mubarak in Egypt are actively encouraged, allowing the Muslim Brotherhood to become a viable political force in one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East. This is “spreading democracy”.  But actually establishing a viable democracy in the heart of the Middle East, one where the people stood in line during mortar and sniper attacks in order to vote in the government of their choice, is U.S. imperialism and an illegal war for oil.

I know there’s more, plenty more, but my head hurts from trying to reconcile the hypocrisy and/or abject Stoopidity™ on display.

So what did I miss?


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    Jerry growls and barks:

    Off topic, but HOLY CRAP! Newt chewed up this MSNBC reporter and spit him out! :em07:

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Evidently, the UN (our “friends”) liked Colonel MoMo Motherfucker – I can’t imagine any other reason they’d be raising hell about this guy getting his head handed to him.

    I’m beginning to believe our intelligence people knew where bin Fishfood was for quite some time – even back before the SCOAMF was “elected” Lawn Jockey in Chief. I find it difficult to swallow that after all the money we gave Pakistain in “aid” and our ability to read license plates from 200 miles high that we didn’t know where Fishfood was.

    I believe Ogabe is simply taking these SOBs out, not because it’s necessary, but because he feels the need to continually pull rabbits from his hat as he hasn’t a damned thing otherwise to bolster his image. At the rate he’s going, he might even bring in Elvis.

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Here, let me help you out, Crunch-ster.

    GENEVA — The U.N. human rights office called Friday for an investigation into the death… blah… blah…blahblahblahblah…

    Murder is a State crime, thus, can only be enforced by the State. When the projectile left the barrel, the state of Libya ceased to exit and the common law of Islam took over. As we all know, honor killing is like a tradition ober by dere- so it’s all good.

    This is all about the U.N. trying to make themselves relevant. Who is the chairman of the Human Rights Committee, anyway? Kim il Jong or Mugabe?

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    LC/IB PrimEviL growls and barks:

    L.C. Mope @ #3:
    You hit the nail on the head, Mope. Nothing scares control freaks more than another control freak getting whacked.

    Crunchster: what in “two faced, three hearted, and speaks with forked tongue” don’t you get?

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    LC/IB PrimEviL growls and barks:

    Crunchie sez:

    I’m Confused

    Well, ya are a Jarhead. :em03:
    (sorry, just couldn’t pass that up. *snerk*, *snork*, *chortle*

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    LC/IB PrimEviL @ #:

    You hit the nail on the head, Mope.

    Methinks Teh Jarhead with the Magnificent Ass™ is just a stickler for protocol. It’s supposed to be two to the mass and one to the noggin. It’s like professional courtesy, only different.

    Over there they do everything backwards- one to the head then two to the center mass, or a shoe to the mass, er something.

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    Taking bets: When K’daffy’s demise get’s foisted as an illegal murder/denial of human rights case,, the ‘Vegas UAV operator that discovered, tracked and Bot’ Shot the convoy get’s implicated n’ demands for his arrest are screeched.
    The betting window is now open.

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    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ growls and barks:

    Who wants to start taking bets as to which regime gets toppled next?

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    My money says Iraq,, just after we abandon them.

  10. 10
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    BO is next…we can only hope

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    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ growls and barks:

    Cheapshot: wouldn’t be surprised.

    Gladiator: As long as the GOP has a viable candidate, BO is done. As you undoubtedly know, his approval ratings are in the toilet. I was actually thinking more along the lines of Iran. Immadinnerjacket looks to be toast.

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    0352crumb crunch growls and barks:

    A Libyan official said Friday that the burial of Gadhafi has been delayed until his death can be examined by the International Criminal Court — though it was not immediately clear if he was referring to a look at the dictator’s body or a probe into what led to his death.

    Exactly how the fuck do they plan to do this? Libya never ratified the Rome Statute of the ICC, and the ICC jurisdiction only extends to nationals of state parties of member states. I’m no expert on the matter but I’m pretty sure rebels of a non member nation don’t qualify. And even if they were referred by the U.N sec. counsel, who the fuck would serve the warrants if the ICC indicted anyone?! The U.N. sure as shit isn’t putting boots on the ground, INTERPOL can’t get involved,and NATO could give a fuck how he died. Pointless bureaucracy for the sake of pointless bureaucracy. Meanwhile Christians are being butchered in Egypt and the U.N Security Council is deafeningly quiet.