Not All Muslims™ Break Into Texas Courthouse

(Via Pat Dollard)

SAN ANTONIO – The old Bexar County Courthouse was buzzing with FBI agents and a bomb squad after two men were found inside the building early Wednesday morning.

Investigators said two men allegedly climbed a fire escape to the downtown courthouse and entered an unlocked door on the fourth floor around 2 a.m. The men told police they were visiting from out of town, trying to get a tour of the city.

…and, you know, it looked like a youth hostel. Also, the door was open and they like, you know, searched for hours for the receptionist. Oh, and they were here to hunt elk, too.

Investigators said the men spoke French and had Moroccan passports.

Oops. Our bad. Obviously Presbyterian missionaries, then.

Investigators said other documentation found inside the RV showed the suspects have done extensive traveling to high-level security facilities around the country.

What part of “being on a tour” don’t you raaaaacist infidels understand???



  1. 1
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    They were just looking for a place to pray towards Mecca!!!

    And FOIST!!!

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    TheRoyalFamily growls and barks:

    This is just like that one time I was touring Washington, and I really needed to go to the bathroom. I just happened to be at the CIA headquarters at the time, so I thought, great, they must have restrooms!

    Imagine my shock when they were arresting me for doing something everyone does. They were all indignant that I came in through a certain entrance. That third-story window is a completely legitimate entrance! And I just happened to have my solo repelling equipment on me – who doesn’t? And how was I supposed to know you’re not supposed to come at 2AM? I didn’t see any hours posted anywhere.

    Sheesh, people always assume the worst.

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    Any bets on how fast CAIR gets involved and screams Mooooooooooooooslim discrimination?

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    Not all Muslims scream “Allahu Akbar” on planes either, but this one did.

    He’s of Iranian descent, born in Mississippi, but there was a language barrier???? Anyone find that strange?

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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    TheRoyalFamily @ #:

    LOL. Or how about “hey, I was just wandering up MD 32 on a tour and wondered what that fence was! I just had to go jump it and look at all teh buildings! They had Humvees and plans sitting out there – they’re for public viewing, right?”

    (For those of you not familiar with the DC area, MD 32 cuts through the middle of Fort Meade, which is home to the NSA and a whole bunch of other highly classified shit, including cryptography work. All the intelligence agencies have bases there.)

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    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut @ #:

    /hehe…a former commander of mine at Meade has a SCIF in his HOUSE!!! Needless to say the house is under surveillance 24/7!!! (By security!!)

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    TheRoyalFamily @ #:

    Dude! It might have something to do with the fact that CIA HQ is in Langley, Virginia, not DC. Did “it’s close enough” not work? :em07:

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    Bones growls and barks:

    DRACO, a SCIF at his house? WTF? I don’t even like having to go to the one here at work, fuck the noise with having one at my house! Oh, and back to the topic:
    This is just more illegal aliens doing the work that lazy americans just won’t do (casing joints for al queerda)

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    OWS distracts first responders, North African muzzy 20 somethings due the recon.

    Officials say the five men entered the country legally on visas from Heathrow Airport in London. They didn’t immediately know how long the men have been in the U.S., or what places they may have visited.

    Simple math seems to elude authorities, or the visual scrutiny of the photographs, either.
    We’re F***ed…
    Hide the guns
    Hide the ammo
    Hide some water
    Hide some food
    Pick a target

  10. 10
    LC Patton growls and barks:

    Investigators said the men spoke French

    They were just innocent Frenchmen, trying to find the nearest cops to surrender to.

  11. 11
    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Hey Nicki, I forgot to ask you, how you liken your new digs inside the O2 deprivation chamber?

  12. 12
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    O/T but cool
    Mother and child: 2 Goblin: 0

    Kid-napping goblin makes bad decision with babies gun toting mother.

  13. 13
    Igor, Imperial Booby growls and barks:

    I know, let’s give ’em both an all-expenses-paid tour of the Marion, Illinois High-security lockup facility. Keep ’em around for, oh, say, 50 years or so.

    Whaddaya think?

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    LC Light29ID @ #:

    Dude! We’re in the refurbished building now! Windows and everything!!!!

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    Virago growls and barks:

    Off topic, sorry. But I thought some Rotties might like to sign this petition.

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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    LC Draco @ #:

    A SCIF in his house? I just bet it is! How the hell did they get THAT one certified?

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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    LC Mike in Chi @ #:

    Mother and child: 2 Goblin: 0

    Kid-napping goblin makes bad decision with babies gun toting mother.

    Bad decision indeed. Female of the species, asshole. Enjoy your trip to hell.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    And more about Texas and Muslims:

    A Hyatt hotel in Sugar Land, Texas, has abruptly canceled a previously scheduled tea-party event at which author and Atlas Shrugs founder Pamela Geller was scheduled to speak on the dangers of Islam.

    Geller said the decision came about because the hotel was “intimidated” into censoring her planned speech by “CAIR thugs,” referring to the controversial Islamic advocacy group Council on American-Islamic Relations.

    She accused the Hyatt Place of enforcing Islamic law, or Shariah, under which no criticism of Islam is allowed. In Muslim nations, it can be a death penalty offense, Geller noted.

    Free speech for everyone except those that tell the truth about Islam.

    Read Geller’s newest column about Shariah.

    She said pressure from Islamic interests ultimately pressed the hotel to cancel her address to tea party members who had set up the event.

    Tea-party backers, then, were forced to find another location, the Sugar Land Community Center, on virtually no notice, Geller said.

    “Free speech, the cornerstone of our constitutional republic, is in serious jeopardy,” Geller reported today after being informed of the sudden change

    Read more: Speak out against Islamic terror? Not at this U.S. hotel

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    I take anything WND says with a grain of salt, so I found this story instead.

    It certainly sounds to me that the Hyatt was making a decision that was most beneficial for the hotel and its other guests.

    The Sugar Land Tea Party had originally planned to host blogger and activist Pamela Geller at the hotel to give a speech about what Geller refers to as the “Islamization of America.” The hotel informed the group that the meeting had to be cancelled because of a planned protest by the Sugar Land Democratic Society. The event was later moved to the Sugar Land Community Center, where peaceful protestors still showed up.

    As a staunch supporter of a property owner’s or company’s right to protect its profits and ensure its customers receive the best service possible. That would not include allowing protests to take place on their property, which would likely annoy other guests and probably impact their business.

    WND and Geller see the Islamic boogeyman around every corner, and under every bed. I just don’t think this was the case here. I think it was a matter of a hotel protecting its bottom line.

    Just my 2 cents.

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    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut says:

    LC Draco @ #:

    A SCIF in his house? I just bet it is! How the hell did they get THAT one certified?

    Well, he lived in on post housing, and the cameras watching his house were ALL over the place. The SCIF was in his basement, but he still had to go thru the same cert as every other SCIF. And from rumor, he had a fiber optic line to the NSA, which is right up the road. Kinda like the guys in California that have T4 line running to Edwards for research products. You never know when a genius will wake up and has an epiphany!!

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    Just Another Random Nut growls and barks:

    LC Draco @ #:

    Kinda like the guys in California that have T4 line running to Edwards for research products.

    *network engineer hat* What’s a T4 line? I assume you mean a T3?

    I remember the days when that was badass. Nowadays you can get frac T3 speeds out of a cable modem, and full T3 download speeds. (For reference, a T3 or DS-3 is 45 Mb/s upload and 45 Mb/sec download at the same time. Some cable providers are capable of better download speeds, though upload still has a long way to go, and a cable modem is shared.