Not All Muslims™ Break Into Texas Courthouse

(Via Pat Dollard)

SAN ANTONIO – The old Bexar County Courthouse was buzzing with FBI agents and a bomb squad after two men were found inside the building early Wednesday morning.

Investigators said two men allegedly climbed a fire escape to the downtown courthouse and entered an unlocked door on the fourth floor around 2 a.m. The men told police they were visiting from out of town, trying to get a tour of the city.

…and, you know, it looked like a youth hostel. Also, the door was open and they like, you know, searched for hours for the receptionist. Oh, and they were here to hunt elk, too.

Investigators said the men spoke French and had Moroccan passports.

Oops. Our bad. Obviously Presbyterian missionaries, then.

Investigators said other documentation found inside the RV showed the suspects have done extensive traveling to high-level security facilities around the country.

What part of “being on a tour” don’t you raaaaacist infidels understand???

Thatisall.

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LC Draco
LC Draco

They were just looking for a place to pray towards Mecca!!!

And FOIST!!!

TheRoyalFamily
TheRoyalFamily

This is just like that one time I was touring Washington, and I really needed to go to the bathroom. I just happened to be at the CIA headquarters at the time, so I thought, great, they must have restrooms! Imagine my shock when they were arresting me for doing something everyone does. They were all indignant that I came… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Any bets on how fast CAIR gets involved and screams Mooooooooooooooslim discrimination?

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Not all Muslims scream “Allahu Akbar” on planes either, but this one did.

He’s of Iranian descent, born in Mississippi, but there was a language barrier???? Anyone find that strange?

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

TheRoyalFamily @ #: LOL. Or how about “hey, I was just wandering up MD 32 on a tour and wondered what that fence was! I just had to go jump it and look at all teh buildings! They had Humvees and plans sitting out there – they’re for public viewing, right?” (For those of you not familiar with the DC… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

Just Another Random Nut @ #:

/hehe…a former commander of mine at Meade has a SCIF in his HOUSE!!! Needless to say the house is under surveillance 24/7!!! (By security!!)

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

TheRoyalFamily @ #:

Dude! It might have something to do with the fact that CIA HQ is in Langley, Virginia, not DC. Did “it’s close enough” not work? :em07:

Bones
Bones

DRACO, a SCIF at his house? WTF? I don’t even like having to go to the one here at work, fuck the noise with having one at my house! Oh, and back to the topic:
This is just more illegal aliens doing the work that lazy americans just won’t do (casing joints for al queerda)

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

OWS distracts first responders, North African muzzy 20 somethings due the recon. Officials say the five men entered the country legally on visas from Heathrow Airport in London. They didn’t immediately know how long the men have been in the U.S., or what places they may have visited. Simple math seems to elude authorities, or the visual scrutiny of the… Read more »

LC Patton
LC Patton

Investigators said the men spoke French

They were just innocent Frenchmen, trying to find the nearest cops to surrender to.

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

Hey Nicki, I forgot to ask you, how you liken your new digs inside the O2 deprivation chamber?

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

O/T but cool
Mother and child: 2 Goblin: 0

Kid-napping goblin makes bad decision with babies gun toting mother.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

I know, let’s give ’em both an all-expenses-paid tour of the Marion, Illinois High-security lockup facility. Keep ’em around for, oh, say, 50 years or so.

Whaddaya think?

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC Light29ID @ #:

Dude! We’re in the refurbished building now! Windows and everything!!!!

Virago
Virago

Off topic, sorry. But I thought some Rotties might like to sign this petition.
http://heroes.vfw.org/site/MessageViewer?em_id=17561.0

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

LC Draco @ #:

A SCIF in his house? I just bet it is! How the hell did they get THAT one certified?

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

LC Mike in Chi @ #:

Mother and child: 2 Goblin: 0

Kid-napping goblin makes bad decision with babies gun toting mother.

Bad decision indeed. Female of the species, asshole. Enjoy your trip to hell.

readerjp
readerjp

And more about Texas and Muslims: A Hyatt hotel in Sugar Land, Texas, has abruptly canceled a previously scheduled tea-party event at which author and Atlas Shrugs founder Pamela Geller was scheduled to speak on the dangers of Islam. Geller said the decision came about because the hotel was “intimidated” into censoring her planned speech by “CAIR thugs,” referring to… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

I take anything WND says with a grain of salt, so I found this story instead. It certainly sounds to me that the Hyatt was making a decision that was most beneficial for the hotel and its other guests. The Sugar Land Tea Party had originally planned to host blogger and activist Pamela Geller at the hotel to give a… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

Just Another Random Nut says: LC Draco @ #: A SCIF in his house? I just bet it is! How the hell did they get THAT one certified? Well, he lived in on post housing, and the cameras watching his house were ALL over the place. The SCIF was in his basement, but he still had to go thru the… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

LC Draco @ #: Kinda like the guys in California that have T4 line running to Edwards for research products. *network engineer hat* What’s a T4 line? I assume you mean a T3? I remember the days when that was badass. Nowadays you can get frac T3 speeds out of a cable modem, and full T3 download speeds. (For reference,… Read more »