Thanks to a tip from LC Just Another Random Nut.
The TelePrompter of the United States was stolen last night along with other equipment belonging to the White House.
So far no ransom demands have been received by SCOAMFOTUS, and the only comment we could get from him sounded like “ah, um, er, ahhh, errrr, er.” Play the best web-site friv games.
…developing…
It seems as though it was found – damn the bad luck.
A defection/escape attempt? ‘Any statements yet from the TOTUS?
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @ #:
Actually, yes.
It seems as though it was found – damn the bad luck. Good thing it was found. Otherwise, Barrack would have been totally incapacitated without TOTUS, and Biden would have been able to Amendment 25 his way into the Acting Presidency. Remember, Obama managed to find the one person in the entire United States less capable than him to be… Read more »
LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #: Wow,, an abduction! Poor lil’ plexiguy,, he was sweatin’ it big time for a while there: (From GC’s link) These guys talk a good game. Just last night, after Big Guy announced that he was re-submitting his rejected jobs bill, piece by piece, so that Republicans could understand it, one of my captors said,… Read more »
In other priceless news: “Israel released 1027 terrorists for the life of Gilad. As the terrorists were freed, their home in Gaza was flooded by raw sewage. Israel blamed.” Gaza City municipal teams worked for 24 hours to stem the flow of a sewage flooding homes in the city’s eastern sector, Palestinian Authority reported. Photos here, if you can bear… Read more »
Not one pawn shop would fence the load. Anybody need a teleprompter? Anybody need a presidential seal, slightly used? Maybe somebody could use that Austrian-Ebonics dictionary that was in the glove compartment with the map of all 57 states.
LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. @ #:
ROFLMFAO. That gets a follow!
Thanks!