Their wealth, that is (h/t JWF).

Make sure that you have fresh fuses for your IronyMeter™ before continuing:

It’s a den of thieves!

Occupy Wall Street protesters said yesterday that packs of brazen crooks within their ranks have been robbing their fellow demonstrators blind, making off with pricey cameras, phones and laptops — and even a hefty bundle of donated cash and food.

“Stealing is our biggest problem at the moment,” said Nan Terrie, 18, a kitchen and legal-team volunteer from Fort Lauderdale.
“I had my Mac stolen — that was like $5,500.

So? Why should you have a $5,500 MacTop (is there even such a thing?) when so many unfortunate Victims of Da Sistem™ can’t afford one?

Your parents obviously had the ability to pay for your expensive toy and somebody else had the need for it so, “from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

“Crafty cat burglars sneaked into the makeshift kitchen at Zuccotti Park overnight and swiped as much as $2,500 in donated greenbacks from right under the noses of volunteers who’d fallen asleep after a long day whipping up meals for the hundreds of hungry protesters, the volunteers said.

“The worst thing is there’s people sleeping in the kitchen when they come, and they don’t even know about it! There are some really smart and sneaky thieves here,” Terrie said.

Sounds to us more like your kitchen “security” are some really dumb and incompetent fuckwads but, hey…

“Security” volunteer Harry Wyman offered the following insight:

“I’m not getting paid, but I’m not gonna stand for it. Why people got to come here and do stupid stuff? All it does is make people not wanna come here anymore,” Wyman fumed. [Emphasis ours — Emp.M.]

That’s the most concise summary of the effect socialism has on a society that we’ve ever seen.

“All it does is make people not wanna come here anymore.”

See: Cuba, the former Soviet Union et al.

Now, if you’ll have us excused. We have an appointment with at least a dozen attacks of paroxysmal laughter coming up.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
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October 18, 2011 11:17

:em05:

Would someone please explain to them that this is what the “redistribution of wealth” we’ve been demanding is? Stealing?

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Member
October 18, 2011 11:20

Also, if you’d like more Funny Shit ™: The First Teleprompter was stolen!

Nurgen
Nurgen
Member
October 18, 2011 11:44

Random Nut:

Would someone please explain to them that…

Sure, someone could explain it to them. But…liberal hippies never ‘get’ it. My 12 year old daughter is like most other self-centered, thankless, know-it-all pre-teens…but even she can see right through these (occasionally) college educated idiots.

angrywebmaster
Member
October 18, 2011 11:50

MOMMY! MOMMY!! Someone stole my binkie!!! WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
:em08:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Member
October 18, 2011 11:59

the irony is classic………just classic

Nate
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October 18, 2011 12:37

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:
Irony so thick you need a chainsaw to cut it.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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October 18, 2011 12:47

Perhaps if they had armed security…oh wait…

Never mind.

LC Light29ID
LC Light29ID
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October 18, 2011 14:11

Crafty cat burglars sneaked into the makeshift kitchen at Zuccotti Park overnight and swiped as much as $2,500 in donated greenbacks from right under the noses of volunteers who’d fallen asleep after a long day whipping up meals for the hundreds of hungry protesters, the volunteers said. There’s quite a few “Assholes for Allah” that did the same thing. The… Read more »

LC Patton
LC Patton
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October 18, 2011 17:59

There are some really smart and sneaky thieves here

Amongst the many stupid thieves that make up the bulk of the OWS movement, a handful are intelligent. The whole movement was about stealing from those more successful than you. These guys just decided to cut out the middleman.

Weyland
Weyland
Member
October 18, 2011 21:09

Oh, this is sweet! Scumbags sitting around agitating for the gov’t to steal FOR them and now they’re whining about being victimized by thieves! IT’S KARMA!! AHAAHAAAHAAA!!!

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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October 18, 2011 22:23

The Watcher says:

Irony so thick you need a chainsaw to cut it.

More like a plasma torch.

LC SecondMouse
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October 18, 2011 22:51

Yep, this is it – the ne plus ultra of irony, the mother lode, the defining instance of all things ironic in our lives today. This is, by the way, saying a lot – our inadvertently hilarious liberal moonbats are mass producers of some of the highest quality irony the world has ever seen. I guffawed all the way to… Read more »

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
Member
October 18, 2011 23:14

$5,500 mactop?
‘Got robbed twice,, ‘first time when she bought it.
No money fo’ da munchies? ‘S cool,, the buffet is open behind da seafood place,, inna dumpster!

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
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October 19, 2011 13:23

just heard on that sen. sanders endorses a RUN on major banks!!. just think of that, a SENATOR of the UNITED STATES calls for a RUN on the major banks. he is all in with the OWS occupiers(commies). this is it, a COMMUNIST revolution, load up my friends, be ready. Food for at least 3 months, ammo as much as… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
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October 19, 2011 23:05

It is time for the ass (donkey) to be replaced as the official animal totem of the National Socialist Democratic Worker’s Party. From recent events, it is clear they have embraced the Lemming as the new mascot.

M167A1
M167A1
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October 20, 2011 16:47

LC Gladiator says: just heard on that sen. sanders endorses a RUN on major banks!!. just think of that, a SENATOR of the UNITED STATES calls for a RUN on the major banks. he is all in with the OWS occupiers(commies). this is it, a COMMUNIST revolution, load up my friends, be ready. Food for at least 3 months, ammo… Read more »

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel
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October 20, 2011 18:37

I would be lying like a jackass if I said I had even a smidgen of sympathy for the naive little dipshit, what are you supposed to expect from a crowd of freeloading fleabags screaming “GIMME,GIMME,GIMME”?
“…to each according to his needs.” And someone in the crowd “needed” it worse than him, eeeeyup, karma’s a bitch! :em07: