The Revolution is Being Televised

And televised, and televised, and televised.

Please merciful G-d above, could we pretty pretty please not have another fawning, adulating Make Believe Media segment about the “Occupy [whatever]” douchenozzles being bused in from everywhere on George “Nazis are a Boy’s Best Friends” Soros’ dime? A sane human being can only stand listening to you airheads comparing a smelly bunch of terminal losers crapping on the sidewalks to the Founding Fathers so many times, after all.

“Democracy in action?” Why sure. If by “democracy” you mean wandering about aimlessly protesting everything, and those are the ones intelligent enough to have even picked something they’re actually protesting, vandalizing private property, banging loudly (and arrhythmically) on drums, defecating on police cars and holding up traffic.

In which case we’re beginning to wonder if maybe abolishing “democracy” is such a bad idea after all.

You can say a lot about the Gulag Peninsula, forced institutionalization of dissenters and “disappearances” in the middle of the night, but at least back in the day you could traverse Red Square without slipping in some stinking hippie’s excrement. Just saying is all.

Now, if the “Occupy [who gives a shit]” crybabies would take a shower, put on tricorn hats, stand around for an hour waving Gadsden flags and then clean up after themselves and go home, on the other hand…

Yeah, that’s right. Those would be “dangerous extremists”, “Nazis”, “raaaaacists” and “domestic terrorists” according to the same MBM currently creaming themselves trying to come up with praise and worship for the drum circles in DC.

Then again, on second thought, we take it all back. By all means continue to fill every broadcast hour with footage from those spoiled, worthless brats having a temper tantrum, especially now that resident Ogabelini has come out expressing his sympathy for them.

The more the American people is exposed to the shenanigans and true nature of Obumfuck’s True Believers and core constituency, the better.

In the meantime, we will make this concession: Something momentous has been achieved: Something or somebody has managed to drag the smelly snots out of their mommies’ basements, something we were previously convinced would take a SWAT-enforced eviction notice.

If their parents have any sense, they won’t miss this golden opportunity to have all of the locks changed.



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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    defecating on police cars

    Back where I come from that was an invitation to the Intensive Care Unit and our parents would have sent a thank you note to the Sheriff. Then again, we were raised to have a little more respect for our elders.

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    Have anyone noticed the LEO’s are wearin’ their patrol stuff and no armor? They ain’t skeered ‘o this crowd at all. No helmets n’ sheilds, tasers, spray, horses..
    Those are some pussified protesters..

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    It would be a damn shame if somebody decided that these neo-hippie slack-ins were a good opportunity to sharpen up their sniper skills. Jus’ sayin’ …

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    single stack growls and barks:

    I want the media to give these filthy parasites 24/7 coverage and give them every opportunity to air their grievances (whatever they are)
    The best way to expose a fool is to let him speak. (that’s a quote from somebody famous but I can’t remember who)

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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    These stupid fleabags aren’t much more than 1960’s wannabes, their “demands” don’t seem any different. Back when and where I was raised, most of them would have had their asses whipped on at least a daily basis!

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    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    Conspiracy theory here: This thing has no agenda, no goal and from what I can tell, it never will. To me this looks like a dry run. Get together and practice setting up the HQ with food distribution, medical, information center, crowd control (not good control on the Brooklyn Bridge, but no real skirmishes since). They’re just seeing how long they can piddle around with the useful idiots for now then they’ll declare victory and disband.

    Next time…GOP nomination convention…General election… the fire!

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    Secondmouse growls and barks:

    single stack says:

    I want the media to give these filthy parasites 24/7 coverage and give them every opportunity to air their grievances (whatever they are)
    The best way to expose a fool is to let him speak. (that’s a quote from somebody famous but I can’t remember who)

    Totally agree. You might be thinking of the Lincoln (also attributed to Mark Twain, but probably predates them both) quote – “It is better to keep one’s mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt”. There is another favorite of mine; “Nothing kills a bad product faster than great advertising”. America needs to get a good long look at the first protest in the history of the country where all of the protesters arrived on a short bus.

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    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. says:

    Get together and practice setting up the HQ with food distribution, medical, information center, crowd control

    That thought occurred to me as well. However, from most information I’ve managed to dig up (as everybody wants to broadcast their childish ‘demands’) they have jack-shit for logistics or organization. If they did, then it would damn well point to other ops being planned. On the other hand, maybe it IS a practice run for Soros, et. al. to see how many they can turn out as well as how the media handles the situation and the law-enforcement response to increasing civil disorder.

    I still have a hard time believing that Ogabe showed his cards by expressing sympathy for ‘their’ horrid plight. There is NO doubt whatsoever that this is EXACTLY what he wants to see happening.

    I’ll go out on a long limb and speculate about a rapid growth of this coupled with some violence, carefully crafted to have LE ‘start’ it all and the opportunity it might present for the administration. Not to forget the extremely active role the SEIU half-wits are now openly taking. Bring in the goons to start busting heads. What’s keeping a serious ‘accident’ being perpetrated by someone impersonating an LEO? That would touch of a shit-storm, escalating things out of control quickly.

    I’m not much of a conspiracy guy, but damned if something doesn’t smell right in this alleged movement at all.

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    LC BOATS growls and barks:

    I’m kinda thinking this is their warm up act for next year when the elections are a bit more close. Once the winter weather starts up with a little cold rain and wind they will pack it in and go back to mommy’s basement. :em05:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I’ve put a couple of posts up over the weekend about these morons.

    99% of the 99 percenters are idiots

    And more importantly

    99%’rs try to trash the National Air & Space museum

    I’ve just had a thought. Can we rent one of those foam trucks airports use to put out planes on fire? We could fill it full of soap and hose down these jerks.

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    LC FX Phillips growls and barks:

    “Occupy Wall Street” is a White House stalking horse in order to create a situation where people will be begging the regime to restore order.They are creating a crisis that they will then move to solve.

    This movement is the “intellectual” brain child of SEIU stooge Steven Lerner.

    They have laundered this astroturf debacle through a heretofore moribund web based group to give it the appearance of a grass roots movement but you see that all the usual suspects are pimping for what can only be described as a annulment of all property rights in the United States.

    If these college “students” think their education should be free they must by definition think it is of no value. Education is not a right it’s a commodity in that it must be provided to you by the efforts someone else. To take that effort or to require someone else to pay for that effort is confiscation and is both illegal(at the present) and immoral(in perpetuity).

    As Mr Steyn says “American Autumn” in his article why don’t these “students” go and ask the “professors” who came up with such nonsense to give the “students” the benefits of their “wisdom” at no cost. After all it is the salaries of these wizards of smart that drive the cost of this higher indoctrination. The left is oh so fond of identifying root causes. This in one they studiously ignore as the phonies in academia hide behind the insolent illiterates they have so lovingly and studiously educated into being incurious, stark, raving imbeciles.

    Remove the middle man and have the brain-trust in academia that give rise to the whirlwind reap the consequences of the whirlwind.

    I don’t see these hypocrites in academia or the elites and favored foot soldiers in government ever offering to giving their so called services away.As a matter of fact they insist we pay them at the penalty of being imprisoned.

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    Markward growls and barks:

    I planned to say something, but this pic says it all.

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    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    Legions of ambulatory roadkills camp out in business districts demanding the wealth managed there to media acclaim and Hollywood endorsement. What I’d like to see is half a million dissatisfied Graduates demanding the tenured positions and cushy life styles of all the Professors who did not teach them one thing that is worth knowing. how would “their own kind” on that sheltered campus treat them then? Rackets are where you find them.

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    Markward growls and barks:

    hmmm…. I wondered what happened to pic….

    I used the image button and the link:

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    The Revolution is the newest addition to the Sitcom lineup. I’ve disconnected my television.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. @ #: The Revolution is the newest addition to the Sitcom lineup. I’ve disconnected my television.

    Well, in that case, I guess you don’t have any interest in a trio of Tea Party types paying a visit to the occupy DC moonbats.
    :em05: :em01:

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    LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #16:

    Actually I find that interesting, but I trust you more than I trust any of the networks to alert me to such incidents.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    This is what Obama,Pelousy and the 99ers support

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    OWS pickup lines

    I, like totally, hate corporate America too!! Care to share my Starbucks, Tweet on my iPad, ride in my Beemer??

    “Hey, what time do you get off not working?” #OWSPickupLines

    Even though my cardboard box is bigger than yours, “baby let me bang your box!”

    Are you a chick or a dude? I think you’re hott either way and believe me I’m not picky at this point.

    “What if I take a blood test first?”

    Of course all three of us will respect you in the morning.

    If the lice-infested trash heap’s a-rockin’. . .

    I voted Obama too, but he has me bummed talking about #jobs. I can get a job. I don’t want one. Just gives me money.

    I’d like to sneak my gun south of your border & cause maximum carnage. Fast & furious, baby!

    If you’re for green energy, I’ve got billions in stimulus to unload.

    Do you have a little Marxist in you? …No? Do you want one? #

    Close yours eyes and I promise you’ll forget I’m Roseanne Barr.

    Hey, we can walk to my parents’ place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy’s office again

    What’s your sign? I don’t know how to read.

    Got room on that body for another ‘fun-guy’?

    I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.

    “What time do you get off from not working?”

    “I’m an actor right now, but I really want to direct. The entire human race.”

    If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?

    I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a small deal.

    “Do you not work here?” ~

    You must be other people’s money. Because I just can’t take my eyes off of you!

    Is that the Collective’s LifeSavers in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Are you a restraining order ’cause you got my name written all over you…

    Your mom’s basement, or mine’s?

    Roses are red, violets are blue, All of my possessions, could fit in my shoe.

    Would you like to come to my cardboard box and meet the little dictator? #owspickuplines

    “Do your feet hurt? You’ve been marching and shrieking anti-Capitalist slogans in my dreams all night!”

    “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me even though I haven’t taken a shower in three weeks?”
    “Can you buy me a drink?”
    I was the first guy admitted to Vassar
    Is that just your crack pipe or are you always this hot?
    “Do you sh*t here often?”
    “I bet my degree is more worthless than yours.”
    “Hey baby.”… HEY BABY!… “What’s your sign?”… “WHAT’S YOUR SIGN!”

    “You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”

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    BigDogg @ # 3: Gosh! That would be tewwibull!
    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. @ # 6: Probable. See other linked comment.