Cutest Little Commie in Congress

Sheila Jackson Lee (D-certifiably insane), right after telling right wing bloggers like ourself – although we do prefer it when they add “death beast” to the end – to “shut up”, now digs deeper and tries to work the Obama is Jesus angle even harder.

“Well, I will say this. First of all, you’re absolutely right. There were those who cheered when Jesus was crucified, and we have found that despicable from the beginning of history to this time.”

Yeah. Ogabe is just like Jesus, being crucified by, we presume, right wing bloggers. Hand us another bag of nails, will ya?

Really. You know, His Imperial Majesty would caution those liberal retards about G-d’s warnings regarding taking His name in vain. He would, if he didn’t relish so much the thought of being around to watch when our L-rd finally has enough of their shite.

And what is it with those Jesus and G-d analogies from the loony left that we’ve been hearing since SCOAMF first crawled out of his double-wide to run for office? Have liberals finally found something about religion that they don’t hate with a passion that, we’re sure, would make Shaitan hisself blush?

Slight hint to liberals that we dearly hope that they’ll ignore because watching their cataclysmic demise is oh so delicious: These constant comparisons of your anointed SCOAMF to G-d? Us Christians, we don’t like them much. We’re kind of stuck on this whole “don’t take My Name in vain” thing, and when you use His most holy Name to glorify your stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable affirmative action ghetto trash failure… Now that’s really cranking up the volume of the “taking in vain” stereo to eleventy.

Just saying, is all. Also, we still make up more than 4/5ths of the voters in this nation.

But do go on. We’ve only read about the seven plagues of Egypt, Sodom and Gomorrah, the Great Flood and all that fun stuff, and we can’t help but think that it would be rather nifty to watch it, in living color, raining down upon your heathen, godless noggins.

At the rate you’re going, SCOAMF really is going to have a remarkably life-like statue of his own inglorious self for all of humanity to gaze upon.

It’s just that it’ll more likely be made of salt than marble.

Morons.

21 comments

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Maybe this is what Sheila Dumbshit Lee means by “shut up” and “crucifixion” in her syphilis riddled brain when it comes to us unwashed, ungratful serfs…

    Third Servile War

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    MikeG growls and barks:

    A bit off topic, but it follows along with the “cheering when Jesus was crucified”theme.

    Several years ago I attended a play, “The Promise.” a depiction of the life of Jesus. The crucifixion scene was particularly realistic considering it had to be done without modern day computer technology you would see in a movie. The actor did a great job in conveying the pain that Jesus must have endured. As Jesus was breathing his last, the large audience got quieter with every moment.

    Finally, when Jesus hung his head and died, a lone voice from the back of the arena yelled, “YEAH!”

    At first it seemed like an odd reaction. Someone was actually cheering the cruelest death possible of an innocent man who was taking the place of……Oh……… “YEAH,”

    Indeed.

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    dasbow growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID says:

    Maybe this is what Sheila Dumbshit Lee means by “shut up” and “crucifixion” in her syphilis riddled brain when it comes to us unwashed, ungratful serfs…
    Third Servile War

    Wait a minute. How could something happen BC when the beginning of history started with Jesus’ crucifixion? Or was it when we landed on Mars? Now I’m all confused and stuff. Dang.

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    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:

    Ok …I’m lost, is it SCOAMF or SCOAMAAGTF?

    Man..I can’t keep up with you guys. :em08:

    Can I just call him an ASSHOLE? Wait , never mind, an asshole is at least usefull.

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    Cutest? :em06:

    Shave your dog’s ass and teach him to walk backwards cute? THAT kind of cute?

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    love this headline from the San Francisco Examiner (the relatively sane local rag):

    Underground fire in San Francisco’s SoMa district sends smoke through manholes

    Read more at the San Francisco Examiner: http://www.sfexaminer.com/local#ixzz1ZP9TJQAz

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    Shave your dog’s ass and teach him to walk backwards cute? THAT kind of cute?

    :em05:

    Yep, pretty much.

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Sire, have you seen Sheila Jackson Lee?

    She’s cute like my hairy fat ass. She’s about as cute as a case of shingles.

    She’s syphillis seepage.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Squeelah Jackass-Loo… :em04: :em07:

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    Bones growls and barks:

    She uses this analogy aptly. In her (very feeble and deluded, ok syphllitic) mind, SCOAMF is her ‘saviour’. If you read Revelations, there will be many who follow false christs (not capitalized for a reason). The are deluded and it is obvious that their eyes are clouded and thier minds are gone. This could easily be fixed by 185 grains of lead injected at 3200 fps. It would not fix her terminal stupidity or keep her outa hell, but it would relieve our misery. Kinda like calamine lotion on poison oak, temporarily relieves the itch. The only cure is the disposal of all of them.

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    dasbow growls and barks:

    I believe that Moonbat Cynthia McKinney (CCCP – GA) was the Cutest Little Commie in Congress. Sheila Jackson Lee (D- Mars) is just an ugly bitter hag. But hey, all Congressmen look alike, am I right? I denounce myself.

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    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Didn’t Prissy Chrissy call him a “sort of a god”? And didn’t the polar icecaps stop melting, and didn’t the oceans stop rising, and didn’t the earth stop its warming, and didn’t all of our cars get filled with gasoline, and didn’t all of our mortgages get paid?

    What?

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    bruce growls and barks:

    this lee person does not seem to smart.who would vote for some one like her,welfare queens maybe?

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    It’s rather refreshing to see the SCOAMF’s followers pulling out all the stops for their “leader”. Methinks the bastards know full well the Chicago Fucktard ‘Hood Organizer is in bad shape coming into the next election, as are his cronies in the Senate and House this November.

    It’s also nice to hear the SCOAMF’s own kind are beginning to reject him, albeit due to him not delivering the Escalades and pot-in-chicken that was “promised” in sufficient numbers for the majority to become “empowered”. This “empowerment”, at least here in the Tulsa area, seems to have translated to more black-instigated crime – the local fish wrapper, The Tulsa World, has been called racist for putting pictures of perps in the paper, MOSTLY all of color.

    Please understand – I don’t care what color another human might be but I do definitely have a deep-seated aversion for the typical “black” culture – rather, lack of it. After O’Dickhead and the First Wookie, I want no more of that “culture” infesting government and this bitch (I’m being charitable) is a poster child for what needs to be eliminated from government.

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    LC Draco growls and barks:

    She has never met a camera she didn’t like!!! Her district here in Houston has, I think, one white person and one Hispanic. /snicker

    At least, not too many people with a triple digit IQ!!

  17. 17
    Jerry growls and barks:

    Democrats SURE hate black people! Especially conservative black people! An investigation of Clarence Thomas? Okay, fuckers, game on! Let’s start a congressional investigation of the SCOAMF. NOW!

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    The Irish Dragoness growls and barks:

    That makes me mad! People cheered when Jesus was crucified BUT He hadn’t done anything wrong. Quite the contrary. Obama on the other hand has very obviously NOT been crucified but is worthy of negative opinions for countless reasons…too many to go into here. You simply cannot make any comparison between the two!

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Jerry says:

    Democrats SURE hate black people! Especially conservative black people! An investigation of Clarence Thomas? Okay, fuckers, game on! Let’s start a congressional investigation of the SCOAMF. NOW!

    We’ll have to wait ’til the November-elects are seated and then we’ll have to ride them like stick-horses because they realize they could be in the hot seat eventually and won’t want to act in their respective constituency’s best interests.

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    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    Jackson-Lee is less intelligent than the cat turds from the litterbox. The left is coming more unglued every day, they’re in self-destruct, and I’m enjoying the show! The more libs go parading with their shitfits, the more they’re gonna be rejected.

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