Oh Yay, We’re Looking at 14 Months of Race Baiting

Obviously the liberal retards haven’t yet realized that the race card has been so hopelessly overdrawn that not even the most austere of austerity measures stand a snowball’s chance in hell of bringing that particular account back in good standing.

Or maybe it’s just because they realized that, after three years of one stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure after another committed by their Anointed SCOAMF, it’s all they’ve got left. They sure as hell can’t run on his record.

What it means is, of course, that the ritual race baiting hysteria that we always see prior to an election is going to get cranked up to eleventy this season. For instance, the Associated (with terrorists) Press has just been called out by a race baiting cumsponge for being “raaaaacist” for, get this, failing to correct SCOAMF’s grammar and language for him.

On MSNBC, the African-American author Karen Hunter…

Oh, wait. Before we go any further, Ms. African-American, which part of Africa are you from? Just out of curiosity. What’s that you say? You’re not actually from Africa? Wait. We’re confused. If you’re not from Africa, does that mean that we can call ourself a, say, Chinese-American? It’s the color of your skin, you say? Oh, so if you’re a redhead, you should be referred to as an Irish-American then?

Never mind. Can we just call you a poser then? Seems more accurate. Do go on.

…complained the news service transcribed Obama’s speech without cleaning it up as other outlets did–specifically including the “dropped g’s.”

Via the AP version:

“Take off your bedroom slippers. Put on your marching shoes,” he said, his voice rising as applause and cheers mounted. “Shake it off. Stop complainin’. Stop grumblin’. Stop cryin’. We are going to press on. We have work to do.”

Oh the HUMANITY!!!1!!!11!

They actually, accurately transcribed his obvious pandering to a black audience by trying to be all folksy and stuff and keepin’ (sorry, that was a racist dropped “g”, we know) it real and stuff, yo?

Listen, not to put too fine of a point on it, but if journalists were to clean up that Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure’s every error when he opens his yap without a TelePrompter present, they’d have to keep a full time staff of three copy editors for every hack. He’s barely intelligible most days what, with all his hemming and hawing and erm’ing and ahh’ing, his breathalyzers for asthma treatment, his Beijing-Des Moines “intercontinental railroads” and G-d knows what else.

But failing to do so, to accurately transcribe his words (which, last we checked, was what you’re supposed to do when you, you know, transcribe), is raaaaacist?

And why should SCOAMF even need mandatory, lest you be called raaaaacist, cleaning up of his drooling stammer-fests? Haven’t we been told, surely not above 50,000 times, that SCOAMF is the most gifted, flawless orator in the history of orating?

Whatever the reason, Hunter found it offensive. “I teach a journalism class, and I tell my students to fix people’s grammar, because you don’t want them to sound ignorant,” she said. “For them to do that, it’s code, and I don’t like it.”

Well I don’t like the gannet. They wet their nests.

And helloooo… It’s the Return of the Code Word™. A Code Word™, as we’re sure you already know but that’s not going to stop us, is something that liberals desperately want to mean something that it doesn’t, so they just call it that and that’s it. Now it means whatever the liberal says that it means. It’s at least a bit more elegant than “shut up!, she explained.”

Thus, if a conservative anywhere says, for instance, “I really think it would be nice if we cut taxes and let people keep more of their own money”, somewhere, as sure as the sun rises in the East, a liberal will decide that that’s really Code™ for “I want to gas homosexuals, force children to pray to Satan in school and, finally, I want to invade Poland.”

Let’s face it. Karen Hunter is an imbecilic twatmold who oughtn’t be teaching anybody anything.

And, besides, she’s a rank amateur when it comes to finding Code™.

You see, His Imperial Majesty actually went to check out the Associated (with terrorists) Press’ reporting on that speech. We’re sorry we can’t link it, but the A(wt)P decided long ago that as much as linking their crap and directing traffic toward them is “copyright infringement” and they haven’t yet paid us for all of the traffic we sent to them. But this is what they said, and keep in mind that this was at the annual award dinner of the Congressional Black (you don’t have to call them “African-American” for some odd reason) Caucus, so we think that it’s reasonably safe to say that the audience wasn’t made up of the Aryan Brotherhood:

“It gets folks discouraged. I know. I listen to some of y’all,” Obama told an audience of some 3,000 in a darkened Washington convention center.

Oi! Did you see that? “Darkened”, eh? Oi, what a giveaway! Everybody, over ‘ere. Come see the raaaaacism in’erent in the system! ‘elp, ‘elp, Oi’m being oppressed!

Really, Karen. You’re bleeding pathetic. While digging around furiously for “code”, you missed the bloody mother lode. We feel like the teacher of a particularly daft cretin student studying to one day become an imbecile.

And while we’re at it, watching the sure to increase greatly outbreaks of race baiting idiocy, we came across this:

From the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz to Meg, the good witch from the Meg and Mog children’s books, witches have always dressed in black.

But their traditional attire has now come in for criticism from equality experts who claim it could send a negative message to toddlers in nursery and lead to racism.

Instead, teachers should censor the toy box and replace the pointy black hat with a pink one, while dressing fairies, generally resplendent in pale pastels, in darker shades.

Granted, this is from (formerly) Great Britain, but we’re willing to bet our last sestertii that, before we’re even done with the primaries over here, our own liberals are going to come up with rampant stupidity that will make even that look like the very epitome of intellectualism.

Color, sorry, colour us ignorant, but we have a feeling that any aversion to dark colours in kids and, later on, in adults, has less to do with any Crayola-based brainwashing in daycare than our biological hard-wiring making us naturally uneasy about being in the dark seeing as, if you’ll pardon us the pun, we don’t see all that fucking well when the bloody lights are out!

But no, we obviously have it all wrong. Being “afraid of the dark”, not to mention using darkness as a literary metaphor for unpleasant situations, was entirely unknown to mankind until Osama bin Fish Sticks started, if you ask noted liberal cockfungus Patty Murray, building day care centres all over the blighted world.

Just as changes in the Earth’s climate, if you ask liberal idiots from the Church of AlGore, never happened until we started driving around in SUVs which, we’re sure, would come as a mighty surprise to the dinosaurs and the woolly mammoths.

Liberals are living proof that evolution is a load of goat droppings, because they came after we allegedly crawled out of the trees.

We were told that Darwin insisted that it was supposed to go the other way.

Thatisall.

14 comments

  1. 1
    NR Pax growls and barks:

    Oy. If political correctness were a computer program, the daily updates and patches required to keep it working in spite of the conflicting instructions would fill a 2TB hard drive in three days.

  2. 2
    Bones growls and barks:

    This woman is such a ……(deep breath). I’m going to have to stop reading and seeing and hearing all the things going on around me before I just snap and start shooting/beating idiots. Another prime example, “racists college republicans at berkely (that bastion of all things america) are having a bake sale today. Feel free to go and look, http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/09/berkeley_gop_group_in_hot_water_for_affirmative_action_bake_sale.html
    :em08: :em08: :em08:

  3. 3
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Whatever the reason, Hunter found it offensive. “I teach a journalism class, and I tell my students to fix people’s grammar, because you don’t want them to sound ignorant,” she said. “For them to do that, it’s code, and I don’t like it.”

    I taught journalism, as well, and sundry composition classes. One of the very FIRST things students learn is that a direct quote is written EXACTLY. That’s why it’s called a DIRECT QUOTE.

    With “teachers” like her, it’s no wonder journalists are the laughingstock of the writing world.

  4. 4
    Orion growls and barks:

    Can someone please send me another de-coder ring? I’m unable to understand anything on the usual VRWC websites today as I can’t decode them!

    I keep trying to read them like they’re English and we KNOW That won’t work…

    Orion

  5. 5
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    “If you voted for our current president in 2008 to prove you weren’t a racist, please vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you’re not an idiot. Thank you . .

  6. 6
    LC Jackboot IC/A growls and barks:

    But their traditional attire has now come in for criticism from equality experts who claim it could send a negative message to toddlers in nursery and lead to racism.

    Jeebus Jefe !

    How about a spew warning when linking such material that it evokes projectile vomiting AND migraine headaches in anyone not properly indoctrinated to agree with it.

    Arrrghhhh, quick kill me. I can’t get that sentence out of my head.
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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    From the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz to Meg, the good witch from the Meg and Mog children’s books, witches have always dressed in black.

    But their traditional attire has now come in for criticism from equality experts who claim it could send a negative message to toddlers in nursery and lead to racism.

    Instead, teachers should censor the toy box and replace the pointy black hat with a pink one, while dressing fairies, generally resplendent in pale pastels, in darker shades.

    OMG….you mean all those kids who dress Goth are….RACIST ???

  8. 8
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    LC Jackboot IC/A @ #:6
    Take heart, my friend! The PC crowd is now advocating against white paper, as that could trigger racism. I shit you not!
    So, apparently, we need to start using black paper, lighter colored clothing on fictional characters that are supposedly evil, and darker clothing for fictional characters that are supposedly good. Oh, yes! We can no longer use black silhouette targets, as that teaches people to shoot at black men. The silhouettes should now be blue, or white with a blue outline. We should be hearing from a huge Democrat voting bloc soon about the last, as it would teach people to shoot at ghosts with a blue aura.

  9. 9
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    Since “fairy” is a synonym for gay, wouldn’t dressing a fairy in darker colors indicate that fairies (read: gays) are BAD? :em05:

  10. 10
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    “I teach a journalism class, and I tell my students to fix people’s grammar, because you don’t want them to sound ignorant,”

    You mean like this?

    Boo got shot!

  11. 11
    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    He just wanted to whip a little ghetto on ‘em….
    What’s her problem?

  12. 12
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    MSNBC and the NYTs….enough said. Both their credibility have been shot for years!! :em05:
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  13. 13
    Bright Eyes growls and barks:

    If Herman Cain gets the nod, we can replace that few months of media race-baiting with some righteous oreo pimp-slapping.

    Watching the Congressional Black Caucus spontaneously combust as they sputter “Uncle Tom” is just an added bonus.

    Cain is movin’ on up in the polls, and the MSM response?

    ——— Cricke……—- ooops, am I now officially a racist?

  14. 14
    readerjp growls and barks:

    I too am sick of this whole African-American shit. I use the word “black.”

    See, Maxine Waters has no trouble with his grammar.

    Rep. Maxine Waters is angry about President Barack Obama’s admonition to black Americans to “stop complaining.”

    The California Democrat insisted during an interview on the “Early Show” on CBS today that he wouldn’t speak to any other group, such as Hispanics, Jews, or members of the gay and lesbian community, in such a disparaging way.

    Obama, speaking Saturday at an awards dinner for the Congressional Black Caucus, told those present should “take off your bedroom slippers, put on your marching shoes. Shake it off. Stop complaining, stop grumbling, stop crying. We are going to press on. We’ve got work to do, CBC.”

    Waters, a frequent Obama critic, responded on the “Early Show”: “I don’t know who he was talking to, because we’re certainly not complaining. We are working. We support him and we are protecting that base because we want people to be enthusiastic about him when that election rolls around.”

    Does she mean that he SHOULD speak to Jews and Hispanics like that? Is this like victimology poker? Who’s suffered the most?

    My favorite quote: ” because we’re certainly not complaining “