Olberdouche “Na Na Na Na” Open Thread

Seeing as how the subject of today seems to be Cock, these joyous news, brought to us by LC Jaybear, deserve a thread of their own.

Only thing is: What liberal cockweasel is going to be our go-to for vicious mockery now that Bathtub Keef is gone? Who is going to top Keef “Dramatic Hamster” Olberdouche in ridiculous, over the top, downright hilarious histrionics?

Oh well. We’ll get over it, we’re sure. His half a dozen viewers, on the other hand, aren’t coping near as well, tweeting their little hearts out in grief and anguish (thanks, LC Anniee451). Personal favorite? Somehow, Noah Zucker, whoever that dimwit drone might be, declares the absence of “Special Comment” on the airwaves “The End of the Era of Free Speech.” Click on the link to savor the sweet, salty tears of desperation coming from the Short Bus Bloc.

Hmmm… PMSNBC might want to get in touch with Noah. He seems like a perfect replacement for DoucheBoy.

Anyway, feel free to share your favorite DoucheBoy moments in the thread below and, lest we forget, “BrrrrrrrrrrrrrEITbarrrrrrrt!”

29 comments

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    According to this, the socialist shitslurper left for monetary reasons. Oh, I-roh-nee. Apparently, he can be a greedy cockgobbler but if the rest of us want to actually keep more of what we earn, we’re evil and horrible.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    Olbermann isn’t feeling bad about any of this.

    With HIS massive, hyper-inflated, “I’m the New Ed Murrow” ego? Not so sure about that.

    Not that I really give a shit, I’m perfectly aware of the fact that he’s unlikely to be selling pencils on street corners as a result of this, I just love watching his cultist followers cry.

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Feeeeeeel the Testes Tea™ goodliness!!!! :em93: :em93: :em93:

  4. 4
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    Don’t go away mad, Keith…just go the fuck away!!! :em02:

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    BassDodger growls and barks:

    The fun part is when he joins with FoxNews: ya know- as a representative of “Teh Other Side”…

    I’m telling you it’s gonna happen… Murdock will never let “a situation go to waste”

    “May You Live in Interesting Times” (a curse from our fore fathers) – might actually be entertaining for a change!

    There is MUCH fun to be had here… let us sit back, munch our munchies, and enjoy!

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    LC EFA growls and barks:

    BC, Imperial Torturer says:

    Feeeeeeel the Testes Tea™ goodliness!!!!

    In all fairness to Queef – he should be smiling and have his tongue hanging out in anticipation in that shot..

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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    EFA, that was the exact moment when Rachel Madcow swooped down from the lighting rig and surprised him on his birthday with her pendulous nut sac. She called it a “Birthday Meets April Fool’s Meets Election Day” prank. They both had a laugh over it afterward, but he’s secretly held a grudge against her because she’s got a much bigger (and hairier) set of testicles than he does.

  8. 8
    Grammar Czar growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    He still gets a $14 million payout for the next two years.

    Didn’t his president tell us all that there comes a time when we’ve all made enough money? Except if you’re a liberal, I guess.

  9. 9
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Dj,

    Anyone on this site watch him?

    Anyone?

    Bueller?

    Bueller?

    I’ve never watched even a second of his broadcast.

  10. 10
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Oblermann?

    I used to watch him, when I had a dish.

    On ESPN.

    15 years ago.

  11. 11
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    All of the money in the world won’t make Old-turd-mannequin look like anything but a walking punchline to a tired, old joke.

  12. 12
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    The one bright spot about him quite possibly getting a buy out is that would almost certanly have a non-compete clause.

    That would at least keep his ugly mug off of the TV screen on any type of scheduled basis! :em99:

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    LC Anniee451 growls and barks:

    Cenk goddamn Uygur. And yeah, he’s UP TO THE JOB.

  14. 14
    LC Anniee451 growls and barks:

    Guess links don’t post as I put one on there. On youtube search Cenk GazY Republican and it
    ;;;be there.

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    Gladiator growls and barks:

    I fear Queefs removal will only fuel the “Fairness Clause” uproar.

  16. 16
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    K O comes from the school of “free speech means everybody must not only listen to mine oral excrement, they must believe it.” Such machinations have not been uttered since Jack Germmond quit McGlaughlin’s Group and the MSM didn’t notice that. Maybe he should try Hollywood. Anybody want to go see The Pussy in Winter?

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    Gladiator growls and barks:

    Pam Gellar sez

    Barack Hussein Obama is conceivably the most anti-Israel president the United States has had since the State of Israel was formed, yet American Jews voted in large numbers for him.

    In a stunning, shameless act of naked hate and bigotry, Barack Hussein Obama will align with the Organization of the Islamic Conference at the UN to ethnically cleanse Israel of the Jewish people.

    This would be the first time a US President did not veto a critical resolution in what is now an interminable stream of Islamic anti-semitic resolutions introduced by an increasingly Islamicized United Nations.

    Anyone with even so much as a cursory knowledge of Islam knows that this has nothing to do with a tiny strip of land in the Middle East surrounded by enormous Islamic lands. It has everything to do with Islamic anti-semtism as dictated by the qur’an and Islamic teachings, and annihilationist aspirations as demonstrated by deeds over the past millenium.

    Israel Insider: President Barack Obama plans to withhold the US veto from a Palestinian-Arab motion due to be submitted to the UN Security Council condemning Israel for its settlement policy in the West Bank and Jerusalem, DEBKAfile’s Washington sources report. If he does, he will be the first US president to let such an anti-Israel motion go through the Security Council. There is a risk that in the wake of such a resolution, if deemed binding, building on the West Bank and even in the forty-year old Israeli suburbs of eastern, southern and northern Jerusalem would become officially illegal and subject to additional sanctions.

    Read more in Debka.

    I call out every American Jew who voted for this racist. I call out every Jew who has stood by and deluded himself that Obama would not hurt the tiny Jewish state. I call out every Jew who thinks that he is safe here in the former land of the free and home of the repressed, oppressed brave. I call out every Jew who gave money to the increasingly radical anti-semitic political party, the Democrats.

    Work those phones. You owe it to your children. You owe it to your people. You owe it to the six million dead.

    Contact your Congressman; go here.

    Contact the anti-semite in the White House. Obama’s anti-semitism is well documented in my book, The Post-American Presidency: The Obama Administration’s War on America. Read it. Excerpt:

    And Obama himself, with his Muslim father and stepfather and Muslim upbringing in Indonesia, knows the stakes involved.

    It is impossible in our post-9/11 world to be a leader and not know what Islam means, or at very least know the hell being wreaked upon the free and not-so-free world by the warriors of Islamic jihad. And Obama has already told us which side he will be on when the lines are fully drawn: “In the wake of 9/11,” he wrote in The Audacity of Hope, “my meetings with Arab and Pakistani Americans, for example, have a more urgent quality, for the stories of detentions and FBI questioning and hard stares from neighbors have shaken their sense of security and belonging. They have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific reassurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.”[i]

    In the first year of his presidency, he showed in numerous ways that he would indeed stand with them.

    It must also be noted that Islamic anti-Semitism is part of the Koranic imperative. The pervasive influence of Islamic Jew-hatred cannot be ignored when assessing the impact of Barack Obama’s early life experiences upon the later trajectory of his career. If a devout Muslim prayers the obligatory five daily prayers, he will repeat the Shehadah, the first chapter of the Koran, seventeen times; that chapter concludes with prayers that Muslims generally understand as asking Allah not to make the believer like the Jews (“those who have earned Allah’s anger”) or the Christians (“those who have gone astray”). The prayers generally conclude with the dua qunoot, a prayer that Allah’s wrath would overtake infidels.

    Imagine the influence that all this – inculcating contempt for Jews and Christians seventeen times a day – might have on a young mind and a future president. Troubling psychological wiring might have been set in place for a lifetime.

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    LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder growls and barks:

    Those Twitter comments are bizarre…”What are we going to do now

    Seriously?

    Are people really that wrapped up in a TV Persona be it Olberman, O’Reily, Beck, etc, that they simply don’t know what to do when they quit?
    Again, Seriously? Maybe because I have spent so much time in the sand box and somewhat isolated from these people I just don’t get it …but sorry, that is just pathetic.

    Anyhell just a post to say I’ve been traveling and not visiting here lately but…Belated Happy New-Years Rotties… :em95:

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    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    I’m going with he is trying to get Gibbs’ job as the next “Baghdad Bob”.

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    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    Response to DJ Allyn, ITW @:

    Olbermann isn’t feeling bad about any of this. He still gets a $14 million payout for the next two years. He can afford to retire from television and laugh at all of you — all the way to the bank.

    Unfortunate, that. At least MessNBC is paying for it and not the taxpayers.

  22. 22
    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    I wish I could get someone to pay me handsomely for getting lost. :em02:

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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Response to DJ Allyn, ITW @:
    Not only would it be entertaining DJ but, if his ego just has to get his mug on camera “Public Service” trumps the “No Compete” clause in any buyout!

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    If anything, he has been the Bill O’Really counterbalance — two sides of the same coin.

    Except for the fact that O’Asshole is an opportunist whose politics are defined by his market share while Olbertard has a permanent oral attachment to jugears’ crank.

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    LC LittleRott84 Imperial DJ growls and barks:

    Response to lc purple raider @:

    I used to watch him to, when he was on Fox Sports Net, with which was over a decade ago. He was pretty funny then.

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    Grammar Czar growls and barks:

    And THIS might slap you across the face — USA Today has a story that some people from KOS are launching a draft Olbermann to the US Senate campaign I don’t see him going for it. It is much easier to criticize than actually do the work — as I’ll point out for each and every one of us here.

    Let them. Their past endorsements have gone nowhere fast, and left them the laughing stock of the internets.

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    He still is pretty funny. It’s just that his jokes are at the expense of you.

    He’s never been funny, not even on ESPN. Dan Patrick carried him on SportsCenter.

    There are no humor books in the leftist library, no matter how hard you search for them.

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    not sure if you guys know that Oakland recently elected a new mayor, barely.. (anybody know the character Miss Swan from Mad TV?) but somebody just found and posted this video she filmed during her candidacy.. it is freaking hilarious…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1NxQ83oEQ

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Response to DJ Allyn, ITW @:

    Silly me, I thought this was about the Olbermann, you know the leftist with his own news show, that got canned.

    And when did Dennis Miller get a show?